If you are looking for meaningful love, the tip … (read more)

For just £500 a month, you can live in a cupboard in Clapham, south London.

Alex Lomax, who travelled from Nottingham to view the property, says:
“There … (read more)

The Guardian:
Arsenal had to beat Olympiakos – Wenger had described the tie as … (read more)

WOW! Manchester United will pay Ronaldo less than Wayne Rooney, who earns up to £300,000 … (read more)

The Sun brings the news of “JIM’S SHOCK” at “CARREY LOVER’S SUICIDE”.

See if you can spot her name. Did she even have an identity pre … (read more)

Verdict: The Daily Mirror wins the … (read more)

Ian Bone is a funny guy. The founder of Class War, an “anarchist group”, says his Shoreditch Fuck Parade event in Shoreditch, was a hit.

The Guardian:
Bone defended … (read more)

Aston Villa’s Jack Grealish has opted to play for England, the country of his birth. Solihull-born to English parents, Grealish has declined the option of taking up the grandparents’ rule and playing … (read more)

Lord, who was arrested for shoplifting in 2014 and 2013, “took diazepam which she thought made … (read more)

Jose Mourinho is the subject of a Sun story that hangs from a pun, as obvious as a ball of mucus from a runny nose:
YOU MUST WIN MOUR
The Sun’s story is just that: football … (read more)

Happy Traveler “all Natural” calming chews reduces your nervous or anxious cat or dog. What’s in this “all-natural herbal calming formula for stressed, nervous, or anxious pets?” And where can we … (read more)

Is the next Liverpool manager to be Jurgen Klopp? If it is then changes will need to be made says the Daily Mail:
Klopp will only take Liverpool job if transfer committee … (read more)

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In the haste to pile in on Chelsea, BBC pundit Garth Crooks salutes Manchester United’s Juan Mata. He’s the Spaniard United bought from Chelsea for a then club record fee of £37.1 … (read more)

Arsenal fans have a new chant for Laurent Koscielny, the club’s French defender.

To the tune of Rufus and Chaka Khan hit Ain’t Nobody:
Ain’t nobody
Like KOSCIELNY
Makes me happy
Makes me feel this way
Nice. … (read more)

Costa is a … (read more)

The Express has news to chill the ill: “Statins Age You Faster.”
A GP expert in the field said: “They just make many patients feel years older. Side effects mimic the … (read more)

Jonathan Northcroft:
Rodgers surely also knew, from last year, that when you churn … (read more)