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The Masturbating to Mary Tyler Moore Society Is looking for new members

 

You can The Mary Tyler Moore Masturbation Society, the group created by James J. Kagel of Cleveland, Ohio. Proving our theory that any weirdness you’ve thought of someone else has formed a group … (read more)

Posted: 27th, September 2015 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Reviews, Strange But True | Comment

Rolf Harris: 76p a day for a victim is much less than the promised £200,000

 

As the police distance themselves from ‘Nick’, the man who claims to have witnessed murder by VIP paedophiles, the Mirror delivers the front-page news that Rolf Harris “pays his youngest … (read more)

Posted: 27th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Walmart shopper stole spoon to eat his Captain Crunch with

To Florida, where Gregg Lerner, 46, has been pinched for stealing a spoon. He “needed one to eat his Captain Crunch with.”

Mr Lerner, 46, took the spoon (value $1.12) from a branch … (read more)

Posted: 27th, September 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Transfer Balls: Chelsea will lose Eden to Real Madrid and Barcelona want Coutinho from Liverpool

The Premier League bloats whilst La Liga gloats. News via the Sunday Times is that Chelsea’s Eden Hazard and Liverpool’s Philippe Coutinho are “wanted in Spain”. That pretty much means … (read more)

Posted: 27th, September 2015 | In: Chelsea, Liverpool, Sports | Comment

Liverpool: since March Rodgers’ Reds haven’t beaten a team higher than 16th in the Premier League

Liverpool are not all that good. For a club that has spent vast sums of cash, Brendan Rodgers team are pretty dire. The current league positions of the past five team Liverpool … (read more)

Posted: 26th, September 2015 | In: Liverpool, Reviews, Sports | Comments (4)

Watch people use virtual reality porn for the first time

 

Porn is everywhere:
BaDoink, a leading online adult entertainment company, has been an active pioneer in the virtual reality space – attempting to bring virtual reality porn to the masses. They … (read more)

Posted: 26th, September 2015 | In: Reviews, Technology | Comment

Watch The Simpsons intro in the style of a 1990s VHS video

Spotter: Flashbak … (read more)

Posted: 26th, September 2015 | In: Reviews, TV & Radio | Comment

Truther Watch: Jeremy Corbyn says 9/11 was ‘manipulated’ (in the Daily Telegraph)

Is Jeremy Corbyn a 9/11 Truther? The Telegraph says:
Jeremy Corbyn has claimed that 9/11 was “manipulated” to make it look like Osama Bin Laden was responsible to allow the West to go … (read more)

Posted: 26th, September 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews | Comment

Arsenal balls: FA fine Gabriel for agreeing with them

Arsenal defender Gabriel Paulista should not have been sent off against Chelsea last weekend. The FA rescinded the red card. When he was wrongly sent off, the Brazilian complained bitterly, as all … (read more)

Posted: 26th, September 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment

Woman guilty of growing bladder cancer preventing marijuana to help sick husband

 

Good news for all tree lovers. London has a new “forest”. The Sun says a forest was “discovered” in a “remote part of Kingston, south-west London.”  

The doubly good news is … (read more)

Posted: 26th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

NHS balls: Margate Hospital fast-tracked RAF man in ‘ofensive uniform’ for cultural reasons

When RAF aircraft engineer Mark Prendeville, 38, was injured at work he was taken to A&E at Margate’s Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother Hospital in Margate, Kent.

What happened next is little unclear.

The … (read more)

Posted: 26th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)

Liverpool balls: Rodgers gets the ‘axe’ and refuses to ‘quit’

Is Brendan Rodgers heading out of Liverpool FC? The Sun and the Daily Mirror each have a take on the story.

David Maddock, the Daily Mirror, September 25:
The Liverpool manager retains the … (read more)

Posted: 26th, September 2015 | In: Liverpool, Sports | Comments (2)

Manchester United balls: a critis at Old Trafford Sunderland can only dream of

 

Manchester United are in “crisis”. Well, that’s what the Daily Mirror says in its report on United’s build up to a home match against Sunderland. Man United are second in … (read more)

Posted: 26th, September 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment

Arsenal balls: Daily Mail uses Arsene Wenger’s divorce to explain his mood over the last 19 years

 

The Daily Mail was keen to reveal that Arsene Wenger has split from his wife, the lovely Annie. According to the paper, the divorce explains why Wenger looked a tad pained watching … (read more)

Posted: 25th, September 2015 | In: Sports | Comment

Womanizer: the utterly weird German aid to masturbation that looks like a kazoo

 

Female masturbation is presented as a good thing. Men who toss off are, well, tossers but in the mainstream media dildos and all manner of devices are symbols of female emancipation. And … (read more)

Posted: 25th, September 2015 | In: Reviews, Technology, The Consumer | Comment

The tarty Donald Trump cosplay outfit exists

 

For $70 that’s less than you pay your Mexican gardener, right? – you can buy a saucy Donald Trump outfit. What straight, red-blooded American male doesn’t look at Trump and think, ‘Boy, … (read more)

Posted: 24th, September 2015 | In: Politicians, The Consumer | Comment

‘Rampaging’ Arsenal balls: The Sun and Mail’s story on Spurs ‘shame’ show how much they hate football fans

The Press love to present any rowdiness at the football as a terrible thing. Last night Arsenal fans in the ‘away’ section were kept behind at Tottenham’s ground. These police-induced lock-ins … (read more)

Posted: 24th, September 2015 | In: Arsenal, Reviews, Sports | Comments (2)

BBC crisis: Jimmy Savile cover-up, Alan Yentob’s ‘omerta’ and the Kids Company troughers

A poster for a series of church services is displayed opposite BBC Broadcasting House on October 22, 2012 in London, England. A BBC1 ‘Panorama’ documentary contains … (read more)

Posted: 24th, September 2015 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment

Chelsea and Arsenal: Wenger moans, Mourinho hurts, the match gets replayed?

Arsenal manager Arsène Wenger is not yet over his side’s 2-0 defeat away to Chelsea last Saturday. The red card referee Mike Dean showed to the Gunners’ Gabriel has been rescinded by the … (read more)

Posted: 24th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Tottenham: Spurs invite Wayne Gretzky to Arsenal match, spell his name wrong on shirt

Having moved to woo the US market with a new stadium geared to American football, Tottenham invited legendary ice hockey player Wayne Gretzky to see them take on Arsenal in the … (read more)

Posted: 24th, September 2015 | In: Sports, Spurs | Comment

Transfer Balls: Manchester United make inflated Muller bid on Metro’s bullshit.com template

 

Transfer Balls: Anorak’s search for the most clickbait football news story takes us, as ever, to the Metro, where Will Giles has news for Manchester United fans:
Manchester United made £120million worth … (read more)

Posted: 24th, September 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment

Transfer Balls: Benzema Joins Arsenal Again But For More Money

 

Transfer balls: the Metro days Arsenal have been “told” to increase their “bid” for Karim Benzema bid.

Told by whom? Sean Kearns writes:
They failed to get him in the summer but … (read more)

Posted: 24th, September 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment

Nutella addict punched man who told him ‘No more for you’

 

The Burbank Leader reports on the 78-year-old man assaulted by a shopper he told ‘No Nutella for you’. Alene Tchekmedyian notes:
Burbank resident Derrick Gharabighi, 24, had snagged several samples when the elderly shopper … (read more)

Posted: 24th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Copyright balls: PETA sues over monkey selfie

No pig has sued for being given the wrong sperm. No budgie has called the lawyers for going to an owner they did’t get along with. But give it time. In news from … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, September 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

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