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Celebs for hire: Keith Chegwin will be your mate at a Stag Do

Keith ‘Cheggers’ Chegwin is a man for hire. Anyone seeking mates and funsters for a Stag Do can hire the former children’s telly entertainer:
He’s been at the top of his game … (read more)

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Posted: 23rd, September 2015 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Reviews, The Consumer | Comment

Chelsea v Dr Carnerio: Mourinho refused to apologise

As you’re no doubt aware, it was announced yesterday that Dr Eva Carneiro has decided to leave Chelsea some six weeks after being publicly barracked by Jose Mourinho for having the temerity … (read more)

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Posted: 23rd, September 2015 | In: Chelsea, Sports | Comment

Chelsea: Dr Eva Carneiro leaves the club to be with her media career

Farewell, then, Dr Eva Carneiro, who has reportedly left Chelsea. Carneiro was the highest-profile woman in the backroom staff at any Premier League club, joining Chelsea in 2009 and promoted to first-team duties by … (read more)

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Posted: 23rd, September 2015 | In: Chelsea, Sports | Comment

Football pundit Jamie Redknapp picks Watford and Norwich to go down and stay up

Jamie Redknapp is the chirping football pundit

Jamie Redknapp, September 20, Daily Mail:
Normally at least one or two of the promoted sides look like relegation candidates. This year I’d hate to … (read more)

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Posted: 23rd, September 2015 | In: Reviews, Sports | Comment

Liverpool balls: Ings and Coutinho in a Daily Mail hit and glum

You know the routine: the Daily Mail buys some paparazzi photos and then creates a story around them. It’s got some photos of Liverpool footballers driving into the club’s training … (read more)

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Posted: 23rd, September 2015 | In: Liverpool, Sports | Comment

Arsenal balls: Gabriel has red card rescinded, Chelsea docked points?

The Football Association has released the following statement on the Chelsea v Arsenal game that saw the Blues’ whining striker Diego Costa sneak away from a red card and work … (read more)

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Posted: 22nd, September 2015 | In: Arsenal, Chelsea, Sports | Comment

Cormega Zyon Copening: teenager guilty of sexually exploiting himself

Cormega Zyon Copening, 17, from North Carolina, has admitted child pornography charges. His crime? Keeping two naked photographs of himself on his phone. He is now a registered sex offender.

His … (read more)

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Posted: 22nd, September 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment

Chelsea balls: sneaky Diego Costa’s cheating is all matter of timing

Chelsea’s sneaky striker Diego Costa faces a three-match ban. the FA have charged the snide one with “an alleged act of violent conduct”.

He’s guilty as hello, of course, of shoving his hands … (read more)

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Posted: 22nd, September 2015 | In: Arsenal, Chelsea, Sports | Comment

David Cameron wins the youth vote with cocaine-fueled pig sex

David Cameron was once at a party where people were taking drugs. Probably. In “PM at coke party — Cameron embarrassed as stars did lines”, the Sun’s James Beal says Dave and … (read more)

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Posted: 22nd, September 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews | Comment

VIP Peados: police believe what they want to and seek to control media

The story that three children were murdered by VIP child abusers in Westminster is based on the words of ‘Nick’, a man who says that he had witnessed the sadistic abuse.

The … (read more)

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Posted: 22nd, September 2015 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment

Man who slipped into a pothole buried alive by road workers

We’ve seen road workers misspell words and paint lines over dead animals. But this is a first: workers constructed a road over a man who had fallen into a pothole in Katni, … (read more)

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Posted: 22nd, September 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment

Chelsea Balls: Diego Costa charged with violent conduct, Arsenal charged with failing to control players, FA triggers a small forest to die

The FA have slapped their danglies down on the desk this afternoon by chucking disciplinary charges at absolutely everybody involved in Saturday’s ding-dong between Chelsea and Arsenal.

Both Diego Costa and Gabriel … (read more)

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Posted: 21st, September 2015 | In: Arsenal, Chelsea, Reviews, Sports | Comment

How do get rid of an unwanted dog in Texas: shoot it on Facebook

A woman from Troupe, Texas, asked her Facebook friends:
“I need someone to come shoot my dog, nobody here has the heart to do it! We will provide the gun!”
Mad, indeed. What … (read more)

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Posted: 21st, September 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment

Chelsea Balls: Diego costa ‘likes to cheat’ says Kut Zouma

Kurt Zouma has come out in support of his much-maligned Chelsea teammate Diego Costa as the fallout from the striker’s contentious performance in Saturday’s 2-0 win over Arsenal continues to…well, … (read more)

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Posted: 21st, September 2015 | In: Chelsea, Reviews, Sports | Comment

Pig sex legend David Cameron is a lightweight Rebecca Loos

British Prime Minister David Cameron placed his penis inside the head of a dead pig. Well, so says a ‘serving MP’, who adds, anonymously, that Cameron tapped the dead pig’s maw to … (read more)

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Posted: 21st, September 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews | Comment

Arsenal Balls: photos prove Chelsea’s Diego Costa scratched Gabriel

Diego Costa was not sent off during Chelsea’s game against Arsenal. But he should have been.

… (read more)

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Posted: 20th, September 2015 | In: Arsenal, Chelsea, Sports | Comment

Watford restaurant served horse to diners who ordered zebra

Meat is RED RUM

If you ordered zebra and received horse, would you notice? Is the marbling different – the zebra being the more stripy meat? Watford’s Steakhouse … (read more)

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Posted: 20th, September 2015 | In: Reviews, The Consumer | Comment

Jamal Muhammed Raheem Ul Nasir: paedophiles get lower sentences for raping white girls

Jamal Muhammed Raheem Ul Nasir is a paedophile. He’s in prison. Good. But what’s odd is that when sentencing Nasir, the judge gave him a longer sentence because his victims were … (read more)

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Posted: 20th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment