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VIDEO: Watch loathsome Chelsea striker Diego Costa escape a red card for scratching, pushing, slapping and elbowing Arsenal

Chelsea were on rare old form against Arsenal this afternoon, with Jose Mourinho’s side adopting spoiling tactics from the outset as they hustled their way to a 2-0 win at … (read more)

Posted: 19th, September 2015 | In: Arsenal, Chelsea, Reviews, Sports | Comment

Manchester United: Alex Ferguson ‘reveals the real reason’ he quit Old Trafford (again)

Sir Alex Ferguson today “reveals the real reason for his retirement as Manchester United manager” to the Daily Telegraph. It’s an “exclusive”. But really it’s just part of Fergie’s marketing … (read more)

Posted: 19th, September 2015 | In: Books, manchester united, Sports | Comment

Refugee data: 21% of 210,000 first time asylum seekers in past three months are from Syria

Eurostat has the figures on migration and refugees seeking asylum for the first time:

 

 

 

OTHER:

 

Such are the facts. … (read more)

Posted: 19th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Refugees crisis: debunking the claim about Muslim cowards

DID you see the Facebook picture of the male refugees?

 

 

 

That image is a screenshot from a CBC news video. Other images from the same video are below:

 

 

Such are the facts.

  … (read more)

Posted: 19th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Chelsea bitch: Mourinho denies calling Dr Eva Carneiro the ‘daughter of a whore’

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho called Chelsea team doctor Eva Carneiro a “daughter of a whore” claims a complaint now being investigated by the Football Association.

Mourinho says he did not say “filha da … (read more)

Posted: 18th, September 2015 | In: Chelsea, Sports | Comment

Immigration balls: Daily Mail says illegal immigrants in Dorset demand less British food

 

The Daily Mail has news of migrants – who are changed in the UK media from swarming, scrounging scum to joyous symbols of our noble humanity. The paper declares:
Immigrant deportation centre is ordered … (read more)

Posted: 18th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | Comments (4)

Madeleine McCann: another £2m earmarked for 6 more months of searching

Madeleine McCann is back on the news. The Sun reports “£2m boost for cops in hunt for Maddie”.

Why not offer that money as a reward and wait? After all, in … (read more)

Posted: 18th, September 2015 | In: Madeleine McCann, Reviews | Comments (3)

Video: Baltimore teenager charged with attempting to beat classmate to death

 

What would you do if you saw Sean Johnson, a burly, 17-year-old sportsman, beating a classmate before stamping on his face in the school cafeteria in Baltimore? Would you film it?

This … (read more)

Posted: 18th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Haringey’s new logo lolz: ‘more than just a place. It is an attitude’

 

The London borough of Haringey has invested £86,000 on a new logo – their first new design for eight years. The new sign “communicates who we are today”. 

Haringey is “more than just a … (read more)

Posted: 18th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Alexander Levlovich: turning a Jewish man’s death into a word game

The New York Times tells readers about the death of Alexander Levlovich, 64.
Jewish Man Dies as Rocks Pelt His Car in East Jerusalem
The headline originally stated another location:

 

 

Diaa Hadid continues – her … (read more)

Posted: 18th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Manchester United: Luke Shaw wants us to see this gruesome photo of his broken leg (probably NSFW)

Manchester United’s Luke Shaw will have a second operation on his broken leg. Shaw, currently being treated at Holland’s St Anna Ziekenhuis, broke his right leg in two places during United’s 2-1 Champions’ League … (read more)

Posted: 18th, September 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment

Helen Mirren: the not so secret beauty regime

 

Helen Mirren has been talking with Bella Blissett for the Daily Mail. When not selling Rubber Gloves, Dame Helen works for anyone company. Can you guess which one it is … (read more)

Posted: 18th, September 2015 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Reviews | Comment

Ahmed’s clock: Steve Wozniak makes a ‘bomb’ and Stephen Amell call time

 

Ahmed Mohamed wants his clock back. Police in Irving, Texas, are satisfied that the 14-year-old’ clock is not a bomb. Ahmed Mohamed tells Good Morning America:
“The clock is still in the custody of the police. I … (read more)

Posted: 18th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Arsenal: Gunners seek new medical marvel

What with Arsenal’s players generally being made of warm chocolate, it shouldn’t come as much surprise that the Gunners’ poor physio hasn’t enjoyed a day of leisure in quite some … (read more)

Posted: 18th, September 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment

School suspends 11-year-old pupil who thought he had marijuana but didn’t

 

You know how it goes. You want to be with the cool kids but you’re a naif berk. You’ve heard that marijuana is great for looking grown up. You tell the … (read more)

Posted: 17th, September 2015 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment

Arsenal balls: Ozil’s move to a ‘Euro Giant’ and something about Fenerbahce

Mesut Ozil is a terrific player for Arsenal and Germany. And according to the Metro, he’s thinking of leaving the Gunners:

 

Bought from Real Madrid for £42m, can it be that … (read more)

Posted: 17th, September 2015 | In: Sports | Comment

Corbyn’s feminists: Labour MP Jess Phillips tells Diane Abbott to ‘f*ck off’

Thanks to Labour MP Jess Phillips we now know that women – portrayed by many as irony-proof, reactionary, weak and victims-in-waiting – can handle themselves. Phillips’ contribution to womanhood was to … (read more)

Posted: 17th, September 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews | Comment

Liverpool: Jurgen Klopp is ‘waiting for Bayern Munich’ who aren’t waiting for him

Jurgen Klopp would be a good fit for Liverpool. But the Daily Mail says the German is “ready to snub Premier League to replace Pep Guardiola at Bayern Munich”. To … (read more)

Posted: 17th, September 2015 | In: Liverpool, Sports | Comments (2)

As seen on Facebook: Ice Cube converts to Islam, joins ISIS and heads to Birmingham from Syria in a rubber dingy

Have you heard the news that ICE Cube, immensely likeable star of rap outfit NWA and Hollywood blockbusters, has joined Islamic State? We saw it on Facebook – so it … (read more)

Posted: 17th, September 2015 | In: Celebrities, Reviews | Comments (2)

Arsenal: Arteta and the case of the vanishing Chelsea blues

The Times has news on Arsenal ahead of the weekend’s match at Chelsea:
Arsenal not confident for Chelsea clash, Arteta says
Adding:
Arsenal not confident for Chelsea clash, Mikel Arteta concedes
Arsenal are fresh from … (read more)

Posted: 17th, September 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment

Jim Gilmore’s big night in: the candidate CNN and you ignored

How many retweets?

 

Dana Milbank has a great story on the Republican presidential candidate not invited to appear on CNN’s debate. Fifteen got the invitation. One did … (read more)

Posted: 17th, September 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews | Comment

Bassem Eid has a message for the bigots, anti-Semites and the BDS movement

Bassem Eid, director of the Palestinian Human Rights Monitoring Group, has lived in the Shu’afat refugee camp. He wants to to talk about the man and woman in the street, the “average” Palestinian. In … (read more)

Posted: 17th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Facebook should sue the parent who let his 11-year-old open an account

 

Hear the one about the 11-year-old on Facebook? Not exactly nicking porn mags from the newsagents or drinking fags in the boozer, but it’s enough to shock and amaze today’s worriers.

The … (read more)

Posted: 17th, September 2015 | In: Reviews, Technology | Comment

Police warning: large ‘egg-shaped’ white man broke in looking for drugs

Police Bulletin: Cops in Ontario, Canada are looking for two men who pepper sprayed the occupants of a local home and robbed them.

One of the victims gave chase. He describes one villain … (read more)

Posted: 17th, September 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment

Eat yer heart out Google cars – drunk cowboy says his horse knows the way home

 

Google cars, eat yer heart out. Jake Williams has supped a fill at the local ‘daiquiri shop’ and now it’s time to mosey along home. So he gets on his horse Sugar and … (read more)

Posted: 17th, September 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment

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