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Liverpool balls: Norwich City are always rubbish in the dial-in Premier League
The Premier League is a predictable, dull affair. Take former Liverpool player Danny Murphy talking about the Reds to the BBC:
This is a big season for Liverpool and for Rodgers…
It’s … (read more)
Posted: 14th, September 2015 | In: Liverpool, Sports | 0 Comments
WATCH: Topless Femen activists disrupt Muslim meeting, get punched
Two topless Femen activists interrupted a speech by two imams at the Muslim Salon in Pontoise, France.
The women, who were of Algerian and Tunisian origin, bared slogan on their chests: “No one will … (read more)
Posted: 14th, September 2015 | In: NSFW, Reviews | 0 Comments
Nightclub installs special vomiting toilet
A Czech nightclub has installed a high dish for vomiting puking into.
Of course, it’s in the men’s room, so it will also be used for pissing in. … (read more)
Posted: 14th, September 2015 | In: Reviews, The Consumer | 0 Comments
Chelsea balls: ‘calm’ Mourinho swears at delighted Everton manager
Posted: 14th, September 2015 | In: Chelsea, Sports | 0 Comments
Typo LOL: Daily Express praises Kate Middleton’s pubic hair
And the prize for typo of the day, goes to the Daily Express.
It is a typo, right?
Spotter: @scaryduck … (read more)
Posted: 14th, September 2015 | In: Reviews, Royal Family | 0 Comments
Achtung Jews: Jeremy Corbyn wants a ‘Judenrat’
In an “EXCLUSIVE” By Tom Newton Dunn, Political Editor of the Sun, we read the most worrying story about Jeremy Corbyn:
Jeremy Corbyn is to appoint a special Minister for Jews
Anyone … (read more)
Posted: 14th, September 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews | 0 Comments
Liverpool balls: Stephen Gerrard gets a gash on his penis in Bournemouth
In today’s extract from Stephen Gerrard autobiography, the Daily Mail shares this anecdote with readers:
“The magic of the FA Cup was bloodied on the day … (read more)
Posted: 13th, September 2015 | In: Books, Liverpool, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Eunice Spry: ‘most evil’ women in the country beats Rose West and thanks Jehovah
Posted: 13th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Manchester United will sell De Gea for a guranteed £30m
The new deal was pretty much … (read more)
Posted: 13th, September 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | 1 Comment
‘Simon’s Pen’: worker received these 10 fantastic formal complaints in 6 months
My very first run in with Simon was when … (read more)
Posted: 13th, September 2015 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | 0 Comments
Spout of order: brass beats plastic after Fountain of Abundance protests
When the brass tap affixed to the Fountain of Abundance in Pompeii was replaced with a plastic one, there were complaints.
People said the plastic one was not in keeping with a 2000-year-old … (read more)
Manchester City star Yaya Toure in naked bum for son kiss ‘n’ tell
Posted: 13th, September 2015 | In: Manchester City, Sports | 0 Comments
Watch: Anthony Martial scores brilliant debut goal for Manchester United against Liverpool
Posted: 12th, September 2015 | In: manchester united | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: the Metro says Paris is in Spain and Cavani is all set to join Arsenal
Posted: 12th, September 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | 0 Comments
Watch: scientist hasn’t washed for 12 Years uses bacteria to ‘stay’ clean
American scientist Dave Whitlock says:
“No one did clinical trials on people taking showers every day. I have not taken a shower in 12 years.”
(Via Oddity Central):
….In fact, he says that the chemicals … (read more)
Posted: 12th, September 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True, Technology, The Consumer | 0 Comments
Truthers v 9/11: ‘Architects & engineers for 9/11 Truth’ erected this massive billboard by New York Times offices
Spotter: imgur,via 12-23-1913 at reddit, Disinfo
… (read more)
Posted: 12th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Mug shot watch: man ‘selling heroin’ while carrying baby daughter wet himself
Mug shot of the day features an agog Henry ‘Hank’ Wojnisz, 31.
Police in Delaware arrested Henry ‘Hank’ Wojnisz, 31, for allegedly selling heroin. He was carrying a young child when he was … (read more)
Posted: 12th, September 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments
Manchester United: Watch Louis Van Gaal chant himself in the third person
Are we warming to Louis Van Gaal, Manchester United’s hammer-headed Dutch manager? One thing is for certain: he can be entertaining (and more entertaining than his teams – ed). In this … (read more)
Posted: 12th, September 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
Arsenal do their bit for the refugees with Save The Children donation
Posted: 11th, September 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | 0 Comments
First Date With Carl: man tells the story of how he shat his pants on a first date via a cartoon
In First Date With Carl, Carl recalls how he shat his pants on a first date.
Could be worse, of course. This guy shat his pants in front of millions.
Spotter: reddit … (read more)
Posted: 11th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Liverpool fan wins £4000 compensation for police-induced Manchester United toilet trauma
Liverpool fans Kieth Culvin (correct spelling) has been awarded £4,000 after suing Greater Manchester Police over a false arrest claim. In 2013, Culvin was at Old Trafford to watch Liverpool … (read more)
Posted: 11th, September 2015 | In: Liverpool, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Daily Express immigration scare story: they cost ‘YOU’ £36,000 a year
The Daily Express has some immigration news. Always useful to hear what the Express thinks about the issue. But it doesn’t think. It merely states facts:
Every illegal immigrant costs YOU £36K … (read more)
Posted: 11th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Manchester United: David De Gea signs new four-year contract
Posted: 11th, September 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
Petra László’s non-apology apology for kicking a man and his child in ‘self defence’
The refugee crisis has introduced us in the West … (read more)
Posted: 11th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Liverpool: Steven Gerrard reveals what would have made him stay at Anfield
Posted: 11th, September 2015 | In: Books, Liverpool, Sports | 0 Comments