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Liverpool balls: Norwich City are always rubbish in the dial-in Premier League

 

The Premier League is a predictable, dull affair. Take former Liverpool player Danny Murphy talking about the Reds to the BBC:
This is a big season for Liverpool and for Rodgers…
It’s … (read more)

Posted: 14th, September 2015 | In: Liverpool, Sports | Comment (1)


WATCH: Topless Femen activists disrupt Muslim meeting, get punched

 

Two topless Femen activists interrupted a speech by two imams at the Muslim Salon in Pontoise, France.

The women, who were of Algerian and Tunisian origin, bared slogan on their chests: “No one will … (read more)

Posted: 14th, September 2015 | In: NSFW, Reviews | Comment


Nightclub installs special vomiting toilet

 

A Czech nightclub has installed a high dish for vomiting puking into.

Of course, it’s in the men’s room, so it will also be used for pissing in. … (read more)

Posted: 14th, September 2015 | In: Reviews, The Consumer | Comment


Chelsea balls: ‘calm’ Mourinho swears at delighted Everton manager

Chelsea have four points from five Premier League games and the world is at its end. The media have created a storm from what is surely a blip before normal … (read more)

Posted: 14th, September 2015 | In: Chelsea, Sports | Comment


Typo LOL: Daily Express praises Kate Middleton’s pubic hair

 

And the prize for typo of the day, goes to the Daily Express.

It is a typo, right?

 

Spotter: @scaryduck … (read more)

Posted: 14th, September 2015 | In: Reviews, Royal Family | Comment


Achtung Jews: Jeremy Corbyn wants a ‘Judenrat’

 

In an “EXCLUSIVE” By Tom Newton Dunn, Political Editor of the Sun, we read the most worrying story about Jeremy Corbyn:
Jeremy Corbyn is to appoint a special Minister for Jews
Anyone … (read more)

Posted: 14th, September 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews | Comment


Liverpool balls: Stephen Gerrard gets a gash on his penis in Bournemouth

Nice tackle

 

In today’s extract from Stephen Gerrard autobiography, the Daily Mail shares this anecdote with readers:
“The magic of the FA Cup was bloodied on the day … (read more)

Posted: 13th, September 2015 | In: Books, Liverpool, Reviews, Sports | Comment


Eunice Spry: ‘most evil’ women in the country beats Rose West and thanks Jehovah

The Sun loves a league table. Today we learn that the “UK’s most evil mum” is Eunice Spry, a hideous woman who tortured foster children in her care. Spry, the paper adds, … (read more)

Posted: 13th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Transfer Balls: Manchester United will sell De Gea for a guranteed £30m

You or Real Madrid can buy Manchester Untied goalkeeper David De Gea for £30m. that, says the Sun, is the amount stipulated in the player’s new contract.

The new deal was pretty much … (read more)

Posted: 13th, September 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment (1)


‘Simon’s Pen’: worker received these 10 fantastic formal complaints in 6 months

 
David Thorne wasn’t getting along with Simon, his co-worker. A row escalated after David took Simon’s Pen which had “Simon’s Pen” written on the side.

My very first run in with Simon was when … (read more)

Posted: 13th, September 2015 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment


Spout of order: brass beats plastic after Fountain of Abundance protests

 

When the brass tap affixed to the Fountain of Abundance in Pompeii was replaced with a plastic one, there were complaints.

 

 

People said the plastic one was not in keeping with a 2000-year-old … (read more)

Posted: 13th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Manchester City star Yaya Toure in naked bum for son kiss ‘n’ tell

The Sun continues to gun for Manchester City’s Yay Toure. Having introduced readers to £10 tipped ‘Flora’ Ntonya  and (alleged) Sainsbury’s sex with Sandra Ntonya, the paper shows us a lad who could … (read more)

Posted: 13th, September 2015 | In: Manchester City, Sports | Comment


Watch: Anthony Martial scores brilliant debut goal for Manchester United against Liverpool

Is Anthony Martial any good? Manchester United made the 19-year-old Frenchman the world’s most expensive teenager. Much to prove, then, on his Old Trafford debut. And he only went and … (read more)

Posted: 12th, September 2015 | In: manchester united | Comment


Transfer Balls: the Metro says Paris is in Spain and Cavani is all set to join Arsenal

The Metro cannot let it go. In a sport of Transfer Balls, the paper says:
Report: Superstar will do everything possible to seal January Arsenal transfer
Who is this superstar?
Cavani is apparently … (read more)

Posted: 12th, September 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment


Watch: scientist hasn’t washed for 12 Years uses bacteria to ‘stay’ clean

 

American scientist Dave Whitlock says:
“No one did clinical trials on people taking showers every day. I have not taken a shower in 12 years.”
(Via Oddity Central):
….In fact, he says that the chemicals … (read more)

Posted: 12th, September 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True, Technology, The Consumer | Comment


Truthers v 9/11: ‘Architects & engineers for 9/11 Truth’ erected this massive billboard by New York Times offices

Truthers v 9/11: ‘Architects & engineers for 9/11 Truth’ erected this massive billboard by New York Times offices:

 

 

Spotter: imgur,via 12-23-1913 at reddit, Disinfo

… (read more)

Posted: 12th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Mug shot watch: man ‘selling heroin’ while carrying baby daughter wet himself

Mug shot of the day features an agog Henry ‘Hank’ Wojnisz, 31.

Police in Delaware arrested Henry ‘Hank’ Wojnisz, 31, for allegedly selling heroin. He was carrying a young child when he was … (read more)

Posted: 12th, September 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment


Manchester United: Watch Louis Van Gaal chant himself in the third person

 

Are we warming to Louis Van Gaal, Manchester United’s hammer-headed Dutch manager? One thing is for certain: he can be entertaining (and more entertaining than his teams – ed). In this … (read more)

Posted: 12th, September 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment


Arsenal do their bit for the refugees with Save The Children donation

Arsenal football club are doing their bit to ease the refugee crisis. The Gunners will donate £1 for every ticket sold during their Premier League match with Stoke City this weekend to … (read more)

Posted: 11th, September 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment


First Date With Carl: man tells the story of how he shat his pants on a first date via a cartoon

 

In First Date With Carl, Carl recalls how he shat his pants on a first date.

 

 

 

 

Could be worse, of course. This guy shat his pants in front of millions.
Spotter: reddit … (read more)

Posted: 11th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Liverpool fan wins £4000 compensation for police-induced Manchester United toilet trauma

 

Liverpool fans Kieth Culvin (correct spelling) has been awarded £4,000 after suing Greater Manchester Police over a false arrest claim. In 2013, Culvin was at Old Trafford to watch Liverpool … (read more)

Posted: 11th, September 2015 | In: Liverpool, Reviews, Sports | Comment


Daily Express immigration scare story: they cost ‘YOU’ £36,000 a year

 

The Daily Express has some immigration news. Always useful to hear what the Express thinks about the issue. But it doesn’t think. It merely states facts:
Every illegal immigrant costs YOU £36K … (read more)

Posted: 11th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Manchester United: David De Gea signs new four-year contract

David De Gea has signed a new four-year contract with Manchester United, keeping him at Old Trafford until at least 2019. There is an option to extend it for a … (read more)

Posted: 11th, September 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment


Petra László’s non-apology apology for kicking a man and his child in ‘self defence’

Lage in #Roeszke #Hungary weiter schlimm – Polizei überfordert – Flüchtlinge durchbrechen Polizeikette – Verletzte! pic.twitter.com/GlMGqGwABb
— Stephan Richter (@RichterSteph) September 8, 2015

 

The refugee crisis has introduced us in the West … (read more)

Posted: 11th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Liverpool: Steven Gerrard reveals what would have made him stay at Anfield

The Daily Mail is puffing its interview with former Liverpool and England captain Steven Gerrard.
 I might have stayed if Liverpool offered me the right job, reveals the Kop legend
Might have. … (read more)

Posted: 11th, September 2015 | In: Books, Liverpool, Sports | Comment