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Transfer Balls: Manchester Untied will have to pay £768m for Cristiano Ronaldo
Transfer Balls: How much is Cristiano Ronaldo worth? Paris St-Germain and Manchester United have asked just that question. The Mail says the reply from Real Madrid told them the former … (read more)
Posted: 11th, September 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | 1 Comment
Transfer balls: Manchester United offer David De Gea and his agent a fortune to stay
The Sun leads with news that David De Gea “could make a shock U-turn and sign a new £200,000-a-week deal with Manchester United”.
He hasn’t. But he “could”.
The Sun says De … (read more)
Posted: 11th, September 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
Legend: marketing mastermind turns two-star Kray biopic into five-star PR
Is Legend, the big screen biopic about black-and-white British gangsters the Kray Twins, any good? Benjamin Lee answers that question in his review for The Guardian. He says:
It’s a disappointingly shallow take on a … (read more)
Posted: 11th, September 2015 | In: Film, Reviews | 0 Comments
FBI porn scam takes your photo and locks your mobile phone
The FBI is watching you users of porn app. Porn Droid. If you’re looking at smut on your Android phone, the FBI will lock it, display a message that you are … (read more)
Posted: 11th, September 2015 | In: Reviews, Technology | 0 Comments
Refugees crisis: Fisking the Hungarian Nazis for signs of a Holocaust
Posted: 10th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Spurs balls: Rodney Marsh on Harry Kane and forgetting Benzema to Arsenal
In the Daily Express, a “Man City legend urges Harry Kane to leave ‘mediocre Spurs’ for Man Utd”?
Who is this quotable legend? It’s Rodney Marsh, who tells talkSport:
“He needs to … (read more)
Posted: 10th, September 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports, Spurs | 1 Comment
Manchester City fan has entire transcript of Martin Tyler’s ‘AGUERO!’ commentary tattooed on his arm
Posted: 10th, September 2015 | In: Manchester City, Sports, The Consumer | 0 Comments
Caroline Flack’s ‘unwitting’ nipple debuts (NSFW)
Want to see Caroline Flack’s nipple? For those of you missed it, the Sun brings news that X Factor host Flack “unwittingly” posted her exposed nipple to her Instagram followers.
We’ve … (read more)
Posted: 10th, September 2015 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments
Grace Jones the autobiography: ‘If the fuck don’t feel right, don’t f*ck it’
Grace Jones has a book out. ‘I’ll … (read more)
Posted: 10th, September 2015 | In: Books, Celebrities, Key Posts | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Manchester United paid only £6m for Bastian Schweinsteiger
Posted: 10th, September 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
Police locate loaded pistol inside suspect’s vagina
To Waco, Texas, where Gabriel Garcia, 30, and Ashley Cecilia Castaneda, 31, after being pulled over by the police. Police find 2.7 grams of methamphetamine under the driver’s seat, 29.9 grams of meth in … (read more)
Posted: 10th, September 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments
Left wing Press and biased BBC ignore rising anti-Semitic hate crime – focus only on Muslim victims
Posted: 10th, September 2015 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | 0 Comments
Chelsea and Spurs can share Wembley Stadium
Chelsea and Tottenham can share Wembley Stadium while their grounds are redeveloped. FA’s chief executive, Martin Glenn says:
“We are there to provide help. We can run the FA for less costs and … (read more)
Posted: 10th, September 2015 | In: Chelsea, Sports, Spurs | 1 Comment
Manchester United: players and Louis van Gaal in row over ‘rigid’ training methods
Louis Van Gaal and his Manchester United players have been involved in a “row” over his “rigid” training methods, says the Times. The story goes that a few United players approached … (read more)
Posted: 10th, September 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
Manchester United v Liverpool: police control scum fans inside a bubble
Posted: 9th, September 2015 | In: Liverpool, Sports | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Arsenal eye Zaza, Manchester City chase Isco, Manchester United are insane
Posted: 9th, September 2015 | In: Arsenal, Manchester City, Sports | 0 Comments
Video: human wasp makes drone helicopter in his garden
Drones are invasive. And now YouTuber user Gasturbine101 has managed to make them still more annoying by creating one that can fly him over your heads.
Called Swarm – aka The Manned Aerial Vehicle … (read more)
Posted: 9th, September 2015 | In: Technology, The Consumer | 0 Comments
Tottenham Balls: Emmanuel Adebayor is like a ‘negative woman’, says coach
On Tottenham striker Emmanuel Adebayor, Togo head coach Tom Saintfiet had this to say:
“If you are dating a woman who does not want to respond positively, then you must look for … (read more)
Posted: 9th, September 2015 | In: Sports, Spurs | 0 Comments
SEO Football – Arsenal: Henry’s strikers, Benzema and the three-year deal
Posted: 9th, September 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | 0 Comments
Motorhead: you can buy one of these Lemy virbators
You can buy a Motörhead vibrator via the Lovehoney onanist boutique:
World-renowned heavy metal legends Motörhead have turned their attention to your intimate pleasure with their own range of branded sex toys. Powerful classic vibrators … (read more)
Posted: 9th, September 2015 | In: Music, The Consumer | 0 Comments
Liverpool: Steven Gerrard’s Anfield return in the MSL off-season, Beckham’s two clubs and the brand
Posted: 9th, September 2015 | In: Liverpool, Sports | 0 Comments
Manchester United transfer news: Gareth Bale rumours is a Star U-turn
News is that Gareth Bale is not being transferred to Manchester United.
The Daily Star hears from the player’s Mr 10-15% Jonathan Barnett. “It was stupid paper talk both in and out of the … (read more)
Posted: 9th, September 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
Watch: camerawoman trips up refugee father carrying his child at Roske refugee camp
She’s … (read more)
Posted: 9th, September 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Clear the court: John Terry’s FCB introduces the woman saying ‘vagina’ over and over and over
When England footballer John Terry rowed with Anton Ferdinand, the matter came to court. In 2012, Chelsea captain Terry was acquitted of the racially aggravated public-order offence of calling QPR’s … (read more)
Posted: 9th, September 2015 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | 0 Comments