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Iran Hostages -Blame Tony Blair

From Anorak Forums on Iran hostages, Tony Blair and President Ahmadinejad.

“YOUR released hostages! You were not at war with Iran nor they with you, one can only shudder to think … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Anna Nicole Smith’s Blue Period

ANORAK’S inflatable and – crucuially – deflatable Anna Nicole Smith doll is selling well.

But we are not the only ones in the Anna Nicole memorabilia business. For sale on … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Brit Blog Round-Up

WELCOME to the wandering Britblog roundup, the best of the British blogosphere, as nominated (by and large) by the British blogosphere, writes Natalie Bennett.

Traditionally it starts with politics, but I … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

President Ahmadinejad Of Iran Does Big Brother

WHAT if the Iranian hostages/non-booze cruise crisis was all part of a show? What if it were all an act, a form of entertainment to busy our minds? What if … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment (1)

Faye Turney And Iran Hostages Strike It Rich

NEWS today that MOD has decided the 15 captives can sell their stories to the Press – Faye Turney reported to have already sold story of her ordeal for £100k.

As … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Hard As Nails

“THE devotees’ palms and feet were attached to wooden crosses with 4-inch nails soaked in alcohol to prevent infection after a nearly mile-long walk to the mound, each carrying a … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Gordon Brown’s Free Money

I’M pretty sure that most readers of the Mail on Sunday probably dislike Brown anyway and their story this morning about his days at University and what he wrote will … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Glossing Over The Fight At Liz Hurley’s Wedding

HAVING taken in England, India and Elton John’s 60th birthday in New York, the wedding of Liz Hurley and Arun Nayar should be approaching the groom’s native Leeds any day … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)

Stuck On You – Gemma Atkinson Throws Her Knickers At Cristiano Ronaldo

THANKS to the wonders of the world wide web, news of Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend Gemma Atkinson comes with a slideshow.

Now while mum and dad learn via the papery News of … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Back pages | Comments (76)

Urban Planning – Nicole Kidman Is Pregnant

I hear Shiloh is looking for an apostle

NICOLE Kidman, formerly Tom Cruise’s tall wife, the woman now married to singer Keith Urban, is pregnant.

This is the New Of The … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (6)

Millions of Reasons To Vote For Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Mitt Romney…

THIS is how much money Barack Obama, Hiliary Clinton and other US presidential hopefuls raised in the first quarter of this year:

1. Hillary Rodham Clinton ($26 mil)
2. Barack Obama (raised … (read more)

Posted: 7th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Sharon Osbourne, Anthea Turner, Fiona Phillips, Victoria Beckham – Your Country Needs You

SHARON Osbourne, Anthea Turner, Fiona Phillips, Victoria Beckham – Your Country Needs You! Sign Up.

The Royal Navy has admitted that it is rethinking the role of female troops in front … (read more)

Posted: 7th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Cutting Out Aids In New York With A Cicumcision

A PLAN to offer free male circumcision to New Yorkers most at risk of contracting HIV is not going down well in the city.

You can take away a man’s cigarettes. … (read more)

Posted: 7th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (6)

An Easter Message Put To Songs Of Praise

Merry Easter.

… (read more)

Posted: 7th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Easter Eggs – Jordan’s New And Exclusive Boobs

Says Katie Andre of her Jordans in the Sun: “I am one million per cent having a boob job after the birth.

“It will be my fourth, but I want new implants, … (read more)

Posted: 7th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

I Want You Back – Robbie Williams Rejoins Take That

ROBBIE Williams WILL perform with Take That. And, more to the point, Take That WILL perform with Robbie Williams.

Heady days in the world of nostalgic pop music as we read … (read more)

Posted: 7th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (7)

Jennifer Lopez Zeroes In On Victoria Beckham

VICTORIA BECKHAM’S bestest mate Jennifer Lopez tells the world:

“I couldn’t ever be a size zero.

“I have a butt, I have boobs and I have a woman’s curves – there is … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Iran, Iraq, Sailors And No Little Wash

LOOKING at the Iran hostage/non-booze cruise story, a link is found between the carnage in Iraq and Ahmadinejad in Tehran, as EU Referendum writes.   
Tehran Tyrant
ALTHOUGH one would not hold … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

A Free Vote – For Lightbulbs, Laptops & A Brighter Smile

FORGET Free Nelson Mandela – Britain’s political parties are offering far more free things, as Dizzy writes. 

IT seems that offering freebies are the key to manifestos in the Welsh Assembly elections.

It … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (2)

Angleina Jolie Is A Bird Of Prey

“THE Brangelina of Wilson Bridge’s Bald Eagle Set,” announces the Washington Post, and we are curious.

Can it be that birds are so like humans? And surely if any bird was … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Horror Stories And Shameful Deaths

EVERY day of every week the Mail thinks up imaginative ways to remind you that life is cruel and you are going to experience pain and die.

And if it can’t … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Beyonce – Celebrity Fact Of The Day

BEYONCE, the popular singer, moves her “booty” (arse) for an average of just under 30 seconds per each music video. Impressed? How can you not be. Eat yer heart out … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Did USS Nimitz Force Iran’s Handover?

THE author of this article wonders if the approach of the USS Nimitz Forced Iran’s Decision to release the British hostages. What do you think?

The regime in Iran seems uncertain. Is this a theocracy with delusions … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Madonna Does Sporty Spice

WE always enjoy a celebrity bigging themselves up. And here’s former Spice Girl Melanie Chisholm claiming the shellsuit as her own: “I’ve been a bit of a trendsetter in my … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (4)

Keith Richards Does Pop

Quote: “The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father.” Rolling Stone Keith Richards, quoted in the British music magazine NME.

Figure of Speech: synecdoche (syn-EC-do-che), the … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)

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