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Leonardo DiCaprio Is A Green Knut

KNUT has his own website. And now the polar bear abandoned by his mother at Berlin zoo has a celebrity best friend in Leonardo DiCaprio.

Knut and DiCaprio are on the cover … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Did A Mango And Carrot Do For Bob Woolmer At Cricket World Cup?

WE join the Sun outside the window of the room Bob Woolmer died in.

It’s is room 12 – 374, the foremost digits indicating the floor.

But the Sun is not risking … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, April 2007 | In: Back pages | Comment

Smiley Miley & Hannah Montana Land On London

DESTINY Hope Cyrus, aka Miley, aka Hannah Montana, is upon us.
Says she: “I love London. I love all the cool buildings…Even the little things you guys don’t think about I … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (328)

Big Brother Storm In A Big C-Cup

BIG Brother Danielle Lloyd is in “BIG C HELL”.

The Big C stands not for Cellulite but Cancer. And for the first time ever Danielle is telling the world about her … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, April 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)

She’s A Wake – Take That & Elton John Play Princess Diana

CAN Princess Diana do for Take That what she did for Elton John?

It was at Diana’s funeral that Elton’s career was given a new lease of life. His song about … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, April 2007 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1)

President Ahmadinejad’s Short Man Syndrome

WATCHING the news for the umpteenth time today, it’s hard not to become exasperated. With the whole Iran hostage situation… The posturing and the propaganda. (On both sides, I add), writes … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Donald Trump’s Hair Lives!

IN an update to an earlier story – Donald Trump Fights To Keep His Hair – Anorak brings news and a picture.

Donald Trump’s hair gets to live another day.

For reasons various … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Paris Hilton Has Her (New) Knockers

YOU can see Paris Hilton engaged in hotel antics all over the web. NSFW.

And in the Sun you can look down her top. The question of the day is: Are they real?

And – … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Iran Prisoners – A Smoking Gun

MARGARET Beckett PATRICIA Hewitt on the Iran hostages/prisoners/boaters:

“It was deplorable that the woman hostage should be shown smoking. This sends completely the wrong message to our young people.”

Hangin’s too good … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)

Margaret Beckett Apologises?

WHAT is it about those on the Left and their fluid attitudes against fascism?

We always hear of campaigning group on the Left that are “anti-fascist” and yet, when it comes … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Rosie O’Donnell Gives British Captives In Iran A Tonkin

FORMER comedienne turned talk show co-host Rosie O’Donnell thinks she knows the truth behind the Iranian hostage crisis. The Brits “did it on purpose.”

“There were 15 British sailors and marines … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (9)

Nuclear Monkeys In Dorset

I HAVE railed before on these pages on some of the daft schemes they come up with round here, writes Scary Duck.

For example, it was I who drew the world’s attention … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

British Troops Trespassed in Iran – Not!

QUOTE: “We were seized, apparently at this point, here, from their maps, from the GPS they’ve shown us, which is inside Iranian territorial waters.” British Navy Captain Chris Air, on … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, April 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

A Wronged Wife Rubs Out Chris Tarrant

AT the age of 51, Ingrid Tarrant seemed to have it all. As blonde wife to Chris Tarrant, one of the most successful men in British telly, Ingrid had seen … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Bob Woolmer, The Trusty Shields Of Justice & Death By Shower

THE Bob Woolmer murder has a new angle.

In “BOOZE RIDDLE IN BOB DEATH” the Star says Woolmer “drowned his sorrows with a bottle or whiskey before he was found dead”.

Is … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, April 2007 | In: Back pages | Comment (1)

Save Jade Goody

JADE Goody, star of pro-am Big Brother, has no money.

“SHAMED JADE: I’M SKINT,” says the Star’s front-page headline.

The sorry truth is that since her showing on Big Brother, Goody has … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, April 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)

War Changes You

WAR changes you.

And no-one is more changed than Ian Hamilton, who, as the Sun says, has been transformed from a “muscular, battle-hardened veteran” into a muscular, battle-hardened veteran called Jan.

Ian … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (5)

Upstairs Upstairs

ANOTHER elderly Brit who has been struggling to gets his hands on some cash is uber-posh luvvie Nigel Havers.

The urbane 57-year old has finally won a large cash settlement from … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, April 2007 | In: Money | Comments (2)

Pensioners Too Proud To Beg

GORDON Brown isn’t the only one currently suffering from a pensions-related issue, as according to the Mirror, more than 1.7 millions pensioners are failing to claim benefits as they are … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment (1)

Gordon Brown Pension Raider

‘NEW Labour’ and ‘spin’ sit as comfortably together as ‘bread’ and ‘butter’, ‘fish’ and ‘chips’ and ‘Pete Doherty’ and ‘bad hygiene” and now, once again, the Government is being accused … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment (1)

Jesus Christ Melts In The Hand

“This is one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever,” says Bill Donohue, head of the watchdog Catholic League, wich represnts 350,000 American Catholics.

“It’s not just the ugliness of … (read more)

Posted: 1st, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Sanjaya Malakar & The American Idol Dream

What the heck! Americans of Indian descent are voting for a half Indian for the American Idol title?” writes Carl.  Surprise surprise! Americans of Italian descent are voting for Italian … (read more)

Posted: 1st, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Big Brother Forum – Race In The New House

Add to the Big Brother forum.

Says John Blake: “Discrimination can be found in many forms around the world, and worrying about offending people every time you want to do something … (read more)

Posted: 1st, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Free Faye Turney And The Iranian 15

ASSUMING the Marines are still captive, http://www.vigilantfreedom.org/
are organizing a protest for Saturday, March 31 at 3pm outside the Iranian Embassy. It will be in Kensington Rd (S side) 200 yards … (read more)

Posted: 1st, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Gordon Brown & David Cameron – Call it a Draw

Gordon Brown and David Cameron by Poldraw .
… (read more)

Posted: 1st, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

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