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The Star salutes the arrival of British summertime in traditional fashion. “COR PHEW!” announces the front-page headline. “It’s hotter here than Greece.”

Who says global warming is a … (read more)

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Posted: 13th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Shilpa Shetty Brought To Heel

BIG Brother winner Shilpa Shetty extends a hand to Her Majesty The Queen.

For students of body language, Her Majesty’s hand is secured within a black glove. Shilpa’s naked hand is … (read more)

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Posted: 13th, March 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)

David Gest’s Jungle Crumbs

REMEMBER when David Gest was terrifying?

Gest – who has gone under the knife more times than the Christmas turkey.

Gest – with his cottage-cheese-in-a-ziplock-bag physique.

Gest – the self-confessed friend of Michael … (read more)

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Posted: 13th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (3)

Nuclear Weapons Forever

THIS week, the House of Commons will vote on whether the UK will commit to spending billions of pounds of our money over many years on a new nuclear weapons … (read more)

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Posted: 12th, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Vote Libido Dems With Lembit

“AFTER seeing the way Lembit has behaved, I strongly believe that the Lib Dems should be called the Libido Dems,” says Sian Lloyd. “It says more about the things they … (read more)

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Posted: 12th, March 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (3)

Caption Contest

IT’S been quite a week for Heather Mills. Money. Fur. Dancing. Click on the pic to enlarge. … (read more)

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Posted: 12th, March 2007 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (95)

Antonella Barba Bites American Idol’s Big One

PICTURES of American Idol wannabe Antonella Barba warming up her tonsils in unconventional style have made her a star in the US.

And now that Antonella has been booted from the … (read more)

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Posted: 12th, March 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comments (12)

Generation X – Simon Cowell And Teenage Talent

CHILDREN should not be caused any “unnecessary distress or anxiety by their involvement”.

We talk not of school exams and being weighed and measured by the Government for signs of fatness … (read more)

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Posted: 12th, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)

Prince Charles Foot In Mouth

AND what about Prince Charles’ stance on McDonald’s?

Said Charles to a nutritionist: “Have you got anywhere with McDonald’s? Have you tried to get it banned?”

Not true, says the Prince’s office. … (read more)

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Posted: 12th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (3)

Jo O’Meara Writes Jade Goody’s Wrongs

“BIG BROTHER JO BLOWS LID ON JADE,” says the headline. “Race row star to drop mate in it.” And: “The truth too shocking for TV.”

You want the truth? You can’t … (read more)

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Posted: 12th, March 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (41)

Camilla’s Shoddy Behaviour

ON the matter of Prince Charles’s green credentials, the Mail brings news.

The story goes that on a recent trip to the Gulf, Charles’ wife Camilla discovered that she’d left a … (read more)

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Posted: 12th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (3)

Prince Charles’ Bore Meddles

IS Prince Charles meddling?

The Mail highlights tonight’s TV show – Charles – The Meddling Prince – and hears the Prince’s response to the charge that he interferes.

The show features Lord … (read more)

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Posted: 12th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (3)

Heather Mills Changes Her Spots

CAN Heather Mills escape her past?

Many have studied Heather’s work in Die Freuden der Liebe (The Lover’s Guide), the hardworking blonde’s tribute to baby oil and Anglo-German relations.

And now the … (read more)

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Posted: 12th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (7)