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Over the … (read more)

Also in The Times, if you’re not feeling fit … (read more)

A source tells the Enquirer: “It’s mind-blowing. At one point the kid had a $4,000-a-day heroin habit!”

That … (read more)

Faced with the burden of carrying so many children while traveling the world for … (read more)

According to Forbes magazine, devastatingly handsome and not-at-all-nerdy-and-weedy Daniel is the second-best paid young actor on the planet.

Radcliffe was beaten to the … (read more)

More than 400 costumes were available to collectors and enthusiasts … (read more)

Orange celebrities are things of the past as the Enquirer unzips the body bag containing what’s left of Anna Nicole and looks at her “ashen blue” … (read more)

Heather is to star in American TV’s Dancing With Stars.

But her agonists are complaining of favourable treatment.

As … (read more)

Erin Morrissey, 13, is excited. The native of Erieville, New York, is in Los Angeles on holiday.

She has spotted the starlet, no small thing given … (read more)

Most parents would hope so. What is a school report but a dossier of evidence? And – cruelty of cruelties – often … (read more)

The Mail has a picture of Heather sat behind the wheel of a large 4×4.

Such brazen behaviour in these days of … (read more)

The Sun has pictures of 25-year-old Kate and 24-year-old William touching each other … (read more)

Special it would be to see Hurley give birth before the wedding party arrives … (read more)

La Beckham, who is on dining terms with Sun editor Rebekah Wade, does not move without the … (read more)

It’s a problem recognised by the Sun which realises Hurley is a woman less than the sum of her … (read more)

“I FEEL for you, cause you’ve taken a lot of stick in the media. I think you’ve handled yourself well throughout, and I … (read more)

And now the Mail reports that the boy, one Ryan … (read more)

As the Mirror reports (“NAOMI THE SCRUBBER”), the London-born model is to sweep floors at a New York office. This all part of her … (read more)

And she will be suing the show that brought her to the … (read more)

But for a while it seemed that glamour model Cassie had not been … (read more)

But time moves on and Pamela is no longer a model/actress – she’s a model/actress/singer. And, as … (read more)

As the Star reports, for the second year running Hammond … (read more)

And before all of India can dance and sing and the party decamps from India for the … (read more)

So says the Sun, which seems to have got things the wrong way around. Surely if anyone … (read more)