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Why did Britney shave her head:

For attention?

To remove lice?

To look like K-Ferret?

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Posted: 18th, February 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Bald Britney

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Posted: 18th, February 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Nut Bags! – Royal Lessons With Dame Helen Mirren, Robbie Williams & Sharon Osbourne

THE week brought a question: What odds Her Majesty the Queen abdicating in favour of Dame Helen Mirren?

Make that two questions: And what odds that any of the … (read more)

Posted: 18th, February 2007 | In: Broadsheets | Comment (1)

Selling A Rounded Brand – Edgy Brits Need Manning & Sadowitz

RUSSELL Brand everybody.

“He was an edgy host for an edgy live event. It worked well,” says an ITV spokesman.

“Edgy” is marketing speak for “likely to swear on the telly”. And … (read more)

Posted: 17th, February 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Lindsay Lohan’s Wonderland

LINDSAY Lohan is out of rehab.

This much we know.

But did she realise what she was getting into?

Lohan was staying at California’s Wonderland clinic.

We who are versed in rest homes for … (read more)

Posted: 17th, February 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Civil War

EVERY day of every week the Mail thinks up imaginative ways to remind you that life is cruel and you are going to experience pain and die.

And if … (read more)

Posted: 17th, February 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment

When The Queen Meets Sharon Osbourne

“GO on,” says Her Majesty the Queen. “Pull it. Pull my hand.”

It is good to know that the Queen is sensitive to the cultural mood and knows what to … (read more)

Posted: 16th, February 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Teddy In Bed – Big Brother’s Danielle Is Out

IT’S a Danielle from Big Brother “exclusive”.

Given the popular reaction to her time in the Big Brother house, any interview with Danielle Lloyd is bound to be laced … (read more)

Posted: 16th, February 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Victoria Beckham, Emma Bunton, Take That & Noel Gallagher’s Message To Robbie Williams

“GET well, Robbie, from Posh and pals xxx.”

In case Robbie Williams doesn’t get the Sun delivered to his padded suite at The Meadows clinic in Arizona, we relay … (read more)

Posted: 16th, February 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Dance, Heather Mills, Dance!

IT’S Heather Mills. Or, more precisely, it’s Heather Mills’ appendage.

“Mucca signs up for celeb dance show,” announces the Star. “FALSE LEG IN..RIGHT LEG OUT.”

Oh, such fun it is to … (read more)

Posted: 16th, February 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Brits Out – Amy Winehouse Wins, Lily Allen Loses, Joss Stone Comes Up Short

“BRITS out for the lads,” commands the Star’s front page. “ALL THE STUFF YOU DIDN’T SEE ON THE TELLY.”

There promises to be quite some feast of talent and happening for … (read more)

Posted: 15th, February 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment

Love Is…Gemma Atkinson’s Thong

“TV Gemma bares all – My Valentine’s With Ronaldo.”

While ten Wags dress themselves and others on TV’s Wags Boutique, Gemma Atkinson, Wag to Manchester United footballer Ronaldo, is carving out … (read more)

Posted: 14th, February 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Owning Up – Shilpa’s Married Man & Forgiving Jade Goody

SHILPA Shetty may have left the country, but she still holds out attention in the palm of her silk gloved hands.

But before Shilpa can tell us about her “MARRIED MAN”, … (read more)

Posted: 14th, February 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Kiss & Make-Up – Sienna Miller’s Bum Rushes

“WHEN Sienna Miller’s high-profile romance with Jude Law came to an end last year, the actress was left fragile and alone in a world she wasn’t used to.”

So writes OK!.

But … (read more)

Posted: 14th, February 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Sarah Ferguson – From Toe Job To Desk Job

SARAH Ferguson is “exhausted by her travels”. She is looking forward to a “new, less stressful existence”.

As Hello! notes, for the past 15 years, plumy mummy Sarah has been “earning … (read more)

Posted: 14th, February 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Brit Rules – Justin Timberlake Snubbed

“BRITS snub for Justin.”

So says the Star, which heralds the British music industry’s AGM with a tale of how Justin Timberlake has NOT been asked to perform.

And can you guess … (read more)

Posted: 14th, February 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Robotic Woman – EastEnders’ Bionic Michelle Ryan

FANS of EastEnders will be familiar with the work of Michelle Ryan.

It was Michelle’s mission to breathe life into the character of Zoe Slater, one of the show’s assortment of … (read more)

Posted: 14th, February 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Robbie Williams Takes This & That

WHAT’LL it be, Robbie Williams?
The Sun knows. Most of us just get a card or a spray of garage forecourt carnations on Valentine’s Day, but Robbie Williams is not most … (read more)

Posted: 14th, February 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment

We have a new site !

Anorak has been busy building you a brand new website – enjoy! … (read more)

Posted: 13th, February 2007 | In: Broadsheets | Comment

Rocking Out – Big Brother’s Jo Is Starving Herself

“FRIENDS are terrified that Big Brother bully Jo O’Meara is starving herself to death.”

No small shock it is to discover that Jo O’Meara has a friend in the world, let … (read more)

Posted: 13th, February 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)

When Breasts Attack! – What Killed Anna Nicole Smith?

IS Woody Allen setting the news agenda?
The Mirror’s front page promises an unusual experience: “Did boob jobs kill Anna Nicole?”

Anna Nicole is Anna Nicole Smith, and having perished in uncertain … (read more)

Posted: 13th, February 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)

Burnt Out Sienna Miller

THOSE of you keen to know what Sienna Miller was up to at 5pm on the night of the Bafta awards can consult the Sun’s front page.

Labelled “5pm”, readers and … (read more)

Posted: 13th, February 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Mama Amy Winehouse Is Fed Up

AMY Winehouse is in conversation.

The singer, who pushed back the envelope of popular music when she threw up on stage, is lying down in the Sun.

In the run up to … (read more)

Posted: 13th, February 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment

I Should Coco – Courtney Cox Remembers

“I WAS really thin and I thought I looked great,” says Courtney Cox.

“I did not have anorexia but they kept writing about it,” she goes on.

“They” are the magazines and … (read more)

Posted: 13th, February 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Is Tony Blair Bovvered

“WE’RE in negotiations about the script. But Mr Blair and Downing Street have definitely signed up for it as it’s such a great cause.”

So says the Sun’s “TV insider”. And … (read more)

Posted: 13th, February 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment

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