But what came first?

Did Jennifer Aniston, for it is she, get the new nose then get the new man, or was it the other way … (read more)

Oh, irony of ironies. Can it be that the victim has become the abuser?

The Star’s front page has much to shout about. This is Big Brother’s Shilpa. This … (read more)

The fear is that after years of acting in EastEnders, so much exposure to depressing plots and desperate acting, Richie has snapped.

The note at his … (read more)

By now Cruz might be … (read more)

As reviews go this is right up with the thrusting teenage boy being labelled “sweet” by the girls and the … (read more)

And during the Qantas flight something occurred. According to stewardess Lisa Robertson it went like this:

“While conversing … (read more)

And if it can’t … (read more)

In “POSH NOSH”, the Mirror is on hand to see Her Poshness go to the Nobu Berkeley eatery in London’s Mayfair. For … (read more)

Is finding God the last refuge of the … (read more)

Kelly first came … (read more)

Figure of Speech: innuendo, the winking figure. From the Latin, meaning … (read more)

And so it is that Big Brother’s Shilpa Shetty pulls on a white sari, a garland of flowers and heads to the Houses of … (read more)

Britney Spears is waiting for her accountant. Her manager. Her publicist. Britney Spears is waiting for her people to arrive.

According to Britney’s former nanny, the … (read more)

Young Harry knows that there are bigger fights to fight than the brawl at London’s Mahiki Club.

As Dirk Tourette, … (read more)

In PIES AND PREJUDICE”, the Sun looks over the fare on offer at Mad O’Rourke’s Pie Factory.

Why anyone should want to dine at an eatery where the … (read more)

The Express’s introduces the “astronaut avenger”. Named Captain Lisa Nowak, this space ranger can be seen in her orange flight … (read more)

So says the Mail’s Allison Pearson, who has, like the rest of us, been observing Hugh Grant and Jemima Khan.

Allison says Grant looks more like the … (read more)

Kylie’s now ex-lover is French actor Olivier Martinez. And Kylie revenge is to have… Well, can you guess?

Did Kylie: a) … (read more)

“SHILPA DELIGHTED – Ready to meet the Queen and Prime Minister.”

“JADE DESTROYED – Jack’s flirting with Danielle sends her to rehab.”

So goes … (read more)

The Star’s front-page news is supported by a shot of Danielle’s Lloyd, the woman who is in Dubai … (read more)

Silverton, all lip gloss and eye-catching bad fashion, is too routinely awful to escape the suspicion that it … (read more)

The Mirror, ever tuned in to the zeitgeist, uses its front page to trumpet the band that will conquer the world.

With their uniform mop top hair-dos and simple catchy … (read more)