Name calling can be so childish. So who better than children to teach the Sun’s readers a few names?

“AS SHILPA WINS BIG BROTHER, 11 KIDS ASK…What … (read more)

So famous is the Celebrity Big Brother winner that she now operates under one name. This is a privilege afforded to only the few, and we think of Jade (Goody), … (read more)

As the Mail’s front page reports, this cluster of rocks and paste is worth a million dollars. … (read more)

But there is always something new for mum and dad to try, always a new dance, a new look, a new opinion.

And Anorak spares … (read more)

In this age of equality and equal opportunity, it could be you featured on the paper’s much hymned Page 3.

No, you will not … (read more)

Hear that? That’s the sound of millions and more Britishers trying to pronounce the name Shilpa Shetty, the Big Brother Bollywood babe.

And it is important that you try to say … (read more)

And if it can’t … (read more)

Take the Telegraph’s quiz. “TEST YOURSELF,” offers the paper’s front-page teaser.

So you do.

Question: “There has never been a revolution in Britain because: a) We couldn’t be bothered; … (read more)

More news on food as the Mail looks to … (read more)

So begins the Sun, which goes on to say: “NEW SEX VIDEO OF HEIRESS HITS WEBSITE.”

Sticky fingered adolescents and journalists who may otherwise be scouring the Internet for … (read more)

Forget the War in Terror, the real danger is that … (read more)

It’s the number the Mirror wants it readers to call to vote Jo out of the Big Brother house.

But why bother? Why not just leave Jo … (read more)

Caller: “Is it a drawing of Peter Pan having … (read more)

In itself, this is no big news. In time to come, when David is married to a pig inseminator and Posh has been rendered down … (read more)

In itself, this is no big news. In time to come, when David is married to a pig inseminator and Posh has been rendered down … (read more)

Figure of Speech: kairos (KIE-ros), rhetorical mastery of the occasion. From the Greek, meaning “occasion.”

Kairos, the … (read more)

Which of these three will bring home an Oscar, the epitome of acting excellence, the award that as much guarantees box office success as rewards … (read more)

Caroline Bishop is in the bath. The 39-year-old mother of two is giving full throat to a medley of hits. Gary Glitter hits.

And this will … (read more)

Forget waking up and smelling the coffee and so much frying fat, meat and petrol, this is the smell of victory. British victory.

The British are coming. And it … (read more)

If you go down to Branscombe beach, Devon, you may just arrive in time to get your hands on one.

The Mirror has a picture of the … (read more)

That Jade Goody is contrite is beyond doubt. No-one likes to be exposed as a pig-thick bully on national telly. But this new Jade is not the old … (read more)

And so we study of the case of the “HOODLUM”. For reasons that … (read more)

The Express asks the questions. And it presses on: “Unlike her husband, Hillary’s only lust is for power. But Bill’s … (read more)

Heather can put on her leg, which she wields about our hearts and minds like a prosthetic claymore. The War of Mills v McCartney … (read more)

That question to you, dear Mail readers.

Given the truth that Keith Richards’ daughter is now working as a model, and so too are the … (read more)