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Everton: Chelsea target John Stones ‘chased out of home by irate fans’
Really?
The Toffees turned down Chelsea’s latest £37million offer for the … (read more)
Posted: 27th, August 2015 | In: Chelsea, Sports | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Kevin De Bruyne joins Manchester City for £56million and £300,000 a week
Kevin De Bruyne will become a Manchester City player tomorrow, says the Times.
The paper says City have agreed to invest £56 million in Wolfsburg’s Belgium midfielder. Patrick De Koster, De Bruyne’s agent, says … (read more)
Posted: 27th, August 2015 | In: Chelsea, Manchester City, Sports | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: why Everton rejected Chelsea’s bid for John Stones
John Stones wants to leave Everton. Chelsea have been tapping on the player’s door all summer, keen to spend all that filthy lucre on the great English hope. Everton are not … (read more)
Posted: 27th, August 2015 | In: Chelsea, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Watch: Usain Bolt get taken out with a Segway on his victory lap
Usain Bolt had claimed his second gold of the World Championships in Beijing by winning the 200 metres, when a cameraman on wheels took him out.
The World Athletics Championships needed a stand-out moment and, … (read more)
Posted: 27th, August 2015 | In: Sports | 0 Comments
Romance ‘wore’: woman keys boyfriend’s car misspells ‘whore’
To Stamford, Connecticut, where Shannon Csapilla, 20, allegedly keyed her ex-boyfriend’s car, scratching the word “wore” into the paintwork.
At first glance is appears that Csapilla misspelt ‘whore’ But it could be that she also … (read more)
Posted: 27th, August 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Jimmy Kimmel no longer only man alive not to have seen Miley Cyrus’ breasts
In readiness to shock to deadline on the corporate VMA awards, host Miley Cyrus appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live with most of her breasts exposed.
Kimmel was thought by many to … (read more)
Posted: 27th, August 2015 | In: Celebrities, Reviews, TV & Radio | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Chelsea undercut Barcelona’s winning Pogba bid
The paper than adds … (read more)
Posted: 27th, August 2015 | In: Chelsea, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Manchester United: Alex Ferguson makes the most useless signing of his life
For those blissfully unaware, LinkedIn is a social networking site aimed … (read more)
Posted: 27th, August 2015 | In: manchester united, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Mayor wants flamethrowers banned: ‘only the police should have them’
‘He wasn’t black when we shot him’
The Mayor of Warren in Michigan, Jim Fouts, is upset that youths are spending their pocket money on flamethrowers, which retail at a … (read more)
Posted: 26th, August 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments
Manchester United: Van Gaal looks to Sam Allardyce for inspiration
Posted: 26th, August 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
Trasnfer Balls: Chelsea finally get John Stones to leave Everton
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The ubiquitous and mysterious … (read more)
Posted: 25th, August 2015 | In: Chelsea, Sports | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Neymar wants to play for Manchester United just like Pique does for Real Madrid
Neymar wants to leave the mighty … (read more)
Posted: 25th, August 2015 | In: manchester united, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Arsenal defy the Daily Star and refuse to unveil Benzema before Liverpool match
Posted: 25th, August 2015 | In: Arsenal, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Watch the making of Moray McLaren’s gorgeous video for We Got Time
The video to Moray McLaren’s We Got Time features lovely animations. What you see is not reliant on modern cameras and computers. What you see is what was filmed.
Londoner David Wilson tells us how it was … (read more)
Posted: 25th, August 2015 | In: Music, Reviews, Technology | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Chelsea reduce their offer for Paul Pogba
Readers may well wonder if Pogba is worth such a vast … (read more)
Posted: 25th, August 2015 | In: Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Manchester United move for Kevin De Bruyne
Ortlepp cites a … (read more)
Posted: 25th, August 2015 | In: Manchester City, manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
The Human Centipede glass pipe for your hot box
The Human Centipede pipe, by Dustin Yunker, is the ‘hot box’ tribute to the film of that name. We’re not sure what end goes to your lips; but our therapist assures us that … (read more)
Posted: 24th, August 2015 | In: Film, Reviews, The Consumer | 0 Comments
Watch: Arsenal’s Petr Cech saves Arsenal – Liverpool saved by bad refereeing
Posted: 24th, August 2015 | In: Arsenal, Liverpool, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Karim Benzema says Arsenal rumours are a joke
Posted: 24th, August 2015 | In: Arsenal, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Naked and pregnant Amanda Palmer recreates Damien Hirst’s Verity in New York (photos)
Amanda Palmer is eight months pregnant and painted brightly as she recreates Damien Hirst’s Verity statue to promote the New York Public Library’s children’s book campaign. Father of the bump Neil Gaiman helps … (read more)
Posted: 24th, August 2015 | In: Celebrities, Reviews | 0 Comments
Paris train attack heroes get the Legion of Honour
It’s the greatet story of the year – the tale of three American tourists, a French banker, an American teacher living in Paris and a British ex-pat who took down heavily armed Ayoub … (read more)
Posted: 24th, August 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Manchester United’s bid for Neymar amazes his agent
Transfer Balls – a look at news of Neymar’s supposed transfer to Manchester United.
The Daily Star says United have bid for the Brazil and Barcelona star. Writes Leeroy Jenkins:
Bid made! Manchester … (read more)
Posted: 24th, August 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
Jermain Defoe wants a secretary to turn him into a ‘global brand’
Sunderland FC striker Jermain Defoe is looking for a new executive personal assistant to keep his life in order. The role is “demanding”. You will take his calls, stock the fridge, build … (read more)
Posted: 24th, August 2015 | In: Money, Sports | 0 Comments
Dismaland: Banksy’s authentic face of sarcastic rebellion
What do we think about Banksy’s Dismaland theme park in Western-Super-Mare’s Tropicana.? So edgy is it that before the great unwashed were allowed inside, there was a private party for stars and … (read more)
Posted: 24th, August 2015 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | 0 Comments