The Metro continues to report on rumours of Real Madrid’s Karim Benzema joining Arsenal. In the free paper’s race to make news from air, George Bellshaw writes about “Arseneal”:
Karim Benzema is reportedly ready … (read more)

Arsenal wil make a bid of £18m for Bayer Leverkusen midfielder Lars Bender, says the Mirror. The paper’s scoop contains not a single fact, other than nerws that an Arsenal scout watched … (read more)

Geof Cohen never rated Alexander Hleb. It says just that on Mr Cohen’s ’tile’ outside the Emirates.

Geof’s son, Howard explained:
“My father thought he was rubbish. He followed Arsenal since the … (read more)

Monoculists with the local Palestinian Boycott, Divestment … (read more)

The Hastings and St. Leonards Observer hails Mark Benton’s role as ambassador for St Michael’s Hospice in St Leonards on Sea, East Sussex.

Honey the dog is away. … (read more)

How thin is your skin? The Telegraph reports on “the Charity race for children’s hospice where runners dress in drag is … (read more)

The Daily Express says Brazil’s superstar footballer Neymar has agreed a new contract to remain at Barcelona. He hasn’t. His sucrrent deal expires in the summer of 2018 – but he … (read more)

The Sun: “Like a warzone”

Like “Hell”.

The plane, a 1950s Hawker Hunter, was coming out … (read more)

Transfer Balls: The Sun says “Chelsea in £69m Pogba deal.”

Chelsea have bought the Juventus and France star?
CHELSEA have agreed a stunning £69million deal to sign Juventus’ Paul Pogba. The champions made the … (read more)

Chris Norman, 62, was on the high-speed train from Amsterdam to Paris when a man began shooting. Three Americans were also onboard. What happened next is a story about bona fide heroes. We hear … (read more)

Talking about nipping in for … (read more)

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August 21:
Benzema to join Arsenal on … (read more)

Hold the phone! Manchester United are in “secret talks” to buy 23-year-old Brazil and Barcelona forward Neymar, says the Sun. In a trice the secret talks are … (read more)

The 24-year-old winger will earn – … (read more)

Is all graffiti wrong? The Plymouth Herald says “RUDE graffiti” has been scrawled on a Devon road.

The message went:
‘Gingers smel of piss”
 

The misspelled statement was daubed on the B3227 between the village of Chittlehampton … (read more)