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“(It was) in his underwear,” says certified nursing assistant Veronica Mitchner of the Titusville Rehab and Nursing Center in Florida. “I was like, a snake? A real snake. And I wanted … (read more)

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Posted: 10th, August 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment

Aliens call for marijuana legalisation: amazing crop circle appears in Wiltshire

Crop Circle of the day:

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Posted: 10th, August 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Ted Heath was an aadvark shagging paedophile who never did go to the moon with Jonathan King

circa 1967: British broadcaster, disc jockey and singer Jonathan King. (Photo by Keystone/Getty Images)

Ted Heath wasn’t a pedophile. Well, not unless former Tory MP Matthew Parris … (read more)

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Posted: 9th, August 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews | Comment

Venezuelan Model Jeinny Lizarazo And Piers Morgan Say Benzema Heading To Arsenal For Medical

Is Karim Benzema on his way to Arsenal from Real Madrid?

Unimpeachable sources says he is.

I’m hearing Benzema to Arsenal deal is ON. Not done, but talks advanced. #afc— Piers Morgan … (read more)

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Posted: 9th, August 2015 | In: Sports | Comment

Did Leicester City ‘race row ace’ learn about ‘Japs’ in The Sun?

Who is the “England ace” in the Sun’s “race row”?
SHOCKING video plunged England footballer Jamie Vardy into a race row last night after he was seen abusing a fellow gambler, … (read more)

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Posted: 9th, August 2015 | In: Key Posts, Reviews, Sports | Comment

Transfer Balls: Karim Benzema denies the Daily Telegraph and makes Arsenal wait beyond ‘Friday’

The Daily Telegraph’s big news story of the week was that Arsenal had signed Real Madrid’s Karim Benzema. The France striker would join Arsenal on ‘Friday’.

The day came and went. … (read more)

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Posted: 8th, August 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment

In Tokyo you can walk through a grinning child’s massive anus (for research purposes)

To Japan, where telly network TV Tokyo is furthing mankinds understanding or nature’s wonders why with Karada no Fushigi Daibouken 2015, or “The Mysterious Great Adventure of the Body 2015.”
Kids, parents, the man … (read more)

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Posted: 8th, August 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment

Transfer Balls: Manchester City will get Kevin de Bryune for £45m, West Brom go for Salomon Rondon and stunning Chelsea news

Is Kevin de Bryune heading to Manchester City from Wolfsburg? Yes, says the Guardian, so long as City cough up £45m for the 24-year-old former Chelsea player. But even if they do, Wolfsburg managing … (read more)

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Posted: 8th, August 2015 | In: Chelsea, Manchester City, Sports, Spurs | Comment

Manchester United: De Gea is dropped for Spurs as weak Van Gaal cries that it’s all so unfair

How is Manchester United boss Louis van Gaal taking care of the team’s best player, goalkeeper David De Gea? De Gea, 24, wants to play for Real Madrid. Says Van Gaal:
“We’ve observed … (read more)

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Posted: 8th, August 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment

AFC Bournemouth: ‘shoo-in’ chairman explains the club’s philosophy

Bournemouth are in the Barclays Premier League. Eddie Howe, the manager, and Maxim Demin, the Russian billionaire owner, are the club’s driving forces. But club chairman Jeff Mostyn recalls how close the … (read more)

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Posted: 8th, August 2015 | In: Reviews, Sports | Comment

Lord Janner: Howard Riddle orders the peer to attend court

Daily Mirror, 3rd December 1991

Lord Greville Janner will be in court when allegations that he abused children are heard. Well, he will be if he complies … (read more)

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Posted: 8th, August 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Watch this video of Neodymium Magnets crushing things in slow-motion

The neodymium magnet is “the most widely used type of rare-earth magnet, is a permanent magnet made from an alloy of neodymium, iron and boron to form the Nd2Fe14B tetragonal … (read more)

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Posted: 8th, August 2015 | In: Technology | Comment

Splorch: enlarge your sex life with a rubber ovipositor (Video)

An ovipositor is an “organ used by some animals for the laying of eggs”. And you can buy one made from a veiny rubber.

It’s called the ‘Splorch’:

Spotter: JWZ … (read more)

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Posted: 7th, August 2015 | In: Strange But True, The Consumer | Comment

Injury Balls: Arsenal’s Jack Wilshere to miss two weeks with injury

Arsenal’s Jack Wilshere is injured. Hardly big news. But the Press love to talk up an injury. It can never be bad enough to satify their lusty for disaster.

Daily Mail: … (read more)

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Posted: 7th, August 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment

Newport customer dumped caravan in skip after checking first if it was ok

Driver Tyrone Covell, 43, found a caravan in a skip in Newport, south Wales.

The skip was booked by a male customer who checked if the carvan was a prohibited item before ditching … (read more)

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Posted: 7th, August 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment

Man creates great cat feeding machine that means feline must hunt for dinner (Video)

Ben Millam, a self-styled “aspiring geek”, has created a cat feeding machine. If Ben’s pet feline Monkey wants to eat he must hunt for RFID-tagged white plastic balls placed strategically around the home.

When Monkey finds a … (read more)

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Posted: 7th, August 2015 | In: Reviews, Technology | Comment