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Abdul Rahman Haroun for Team GB: Imigrant walks 31 miles through Channel Tunnel

Good news for Team GB and the Olympic effort: a 40-year-old Sudanese man immigrant walked the length of the 31-mile Channel tunnel. He dodged cameras and trains as he walked on … (read more)

Posted: 7th, August 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Everton: the phoney war to keep Barnsley boy Stones from Chelsea

Transfer Balls: The Sun reports that Everton are unhappy with Chelsea captain John Terry for trying to lure John Stones, 21, to Stamford Bridge.
Asked about JT’s comments, Goodison chief Martinez said: “It … (read more)

Posted: 7th, August 2015 | In: Chelsea, Sports | Comment

Football Balls: Daily Telegraph stirs Manchester United and Manchester City row in Ogden-Silva twitter schism

The Daily Telegraph is 160 years old. To mark the newspaper’s birthday on June 29, it thundered: “Telegraph at 160: Serious, popular and pioneering.” And now full of utter balls.

Take … (read more)

Posted: 6th, August 2015 | In: Manchester City, manchester united, Reviews, Sports | Comment

Cecil the lion: rejoice the killer kitty cat is dead!

Cecil the lion is dead. Good says Zimbabwean Goodwell Nzou. He’s been studying at a US university:
When I turned on the news and discovered that the messages were about a lion killed … (read more)

Posted: 6th, August 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Transfer Balls: Manchester United beat Liverpool to defensive winger Nicolas Gaitan

Transfer Balls: the increasingly dire Daily Telegraph (with cover price) is copying The Metro (free). Says The DT:
“Manchester United have reached a ‘verbal agreement’ with Benfica over centre-back Nicolas Gaitan, according to The … (read more)

Posted: 6th, August 2015 | In: Liverpool, manchester united, Sports | Comment

Transfer Balls: Benzema to Arsenal for £45m

Trasner Balls: Arsenal are still siming to sign Karim Benzema from Real Madrid.

The Mail tells that the move will happen if the Gunners pay£45million for the striker.

Pies says Madrid’s new manager Rafa Benitez … (read more)

Posted: 6th, August 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment

Edward Heath: shaking hands with dead paedos in Savile and Jaconelli’s Scarborough

British Conservative politician, Edward Heath (1916 – 2005) signs autographs after the ceremony for the renaming of Lympne Airport to Ashford Airport, Ashford, Kent, England, 10th … (read more)

Posted: 6th, August 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Crystal Palace: Steve Parish slams agents’ greed, reveals what scares Chelsea and wants to be like Arsenal

 

Crystal Palace chairman and fan Steve Parish has been talking with The Times’ Matthew Syed:

 

On Fame Through Football:
“When I came into football, I had a successful advertising business employing 3,000 people … (read more)

Posted: 6th, August 2015 | In: Sports | Comment

Arsenal Balls: calling time on Jack Wilshere’s stress fracture

Arsenal and England player Jack Wilshere is injured. He often is. This time he’s sustained a hairline fracture to his fibula. But how long will he be out of action … (read more)

Posted: 6th, August 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment

Edward Heath: of course the PM was a paedophile – he’s dead

1971: British statesman and prime minister Edward Heath aboard his yacht Morning Cloud at Gosport, Hampshire, before the Admiral’s Cup race.

WAS former Prime Minister Edward Health … (read more)

Posted: 6th, August 2015 | In: Key Posts, Politicians, Reviews | Comment

Phwoar phwoar two: Manchester United’s new kit is too sexist for football

The Daily Mail is aghast. The paper is upset that Manchester United’s new kit features a plunging neckling that could reveal a woman’s decollage. The headline shouts:
Manchester United kit maker Adidas … (read more)

Posted: 5th, August 2015 | In: manchester united, Reviews, Sports | Comment

Penis biscuits: St Patrick’s Day cookie cutter promises golden rain at the ends of the rainbow

The FussyPup offers you the chance to buy this St Patrick’s Day Cookie Cutter –  a “pot of gold at the end of the rainbow”.

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Kimberly Wolfe, one of the proprietors … (read more)

Posted: 5th, August 2015 | In: Key Posts, Reviews, The Consumer | Comment

Transfer Balls: Gareth Bale trapped in Manchester United news spin

 

Transfer Balls spots this SEO-driven nonsense from the Daily Express, “the world’s greatest newspaper”.
Agent clears up Gareth Bale’s future with Man Utd ready to pounce
Charles Perrin fleshes out a headline more suggestive … (read more)

Posted: 5th, August 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment

Transfer Balls: The Arsenal striker vanishes

Transfer Balls: football reporting is sho king, but every now and then utter drivel passed off as fact can be traced to a trusted source. Take the story of Arsenal tyro Chupa Akpom:

Arsene … (read more)

Posted: 5th, August 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment

Transfer Balls: Karim Benzema has Arsenal fans walking in Wengerland

More news on Arsenal and Karim Benzema, the Real Madrid and France striker linked by a myriad reports with a move to the Gunners.

The Telegraph says “Gunners clear to sign Karim … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, August 2015 | In: Liverpool, Sports | Comment

Why Cilla Black died: a criminal act, suicide and other media speculation

Why did Cilla Black die? The 72-year-old stalwart of British entertianment was found dead at her Spanish holiday home.

The Metro says Cillas “died of natural causes”.

Was she in good health? … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, August 2015 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Reviews | Comment

Huge feckless woman ‘addicted to Red Bull’ wants gastric band op before she goes blind

Are you addicted to Red Bull, the drink that, as the advert says, ‘Gives You Wings? “Huge Lena Lupari”, 26, “guzzles 28 cans of the energy drink a day”.

Huge Lena says:
“I’m … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, August 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Dad took children out of school to ‘lay tarmac’ in Corfu

In “dad’s gypsy ruse” the Sun tells of Michael Baker, who told the school his children were gypsies to avoid a fine for taking them out of school during term time.

Baker, … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, August 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Chelsea hand it to Arsenal: Jose Mourinho loses with the winners

Having seen his Chelsea side lose to Arsenal in the Community Shield season opener, Jose Mourinho make palava of the post-match handshake. For those only versed in the Premier League era, shaking … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, August 2015 | In: Arsenal, Chelsea, Sports | Comment

Katie Hopkins’ death appears in the TV schedules

 

Katie Hopkins is having an operation on her brain. The Sun’s vile-to-deadline columnist gives the newspaper an “exclusive” in much the same way a baby gives their parent an exclusive look … (read more)

Posted: 1st, August 2015 | In: Celebrities, Reviews, TV & Radio | Comment

Joey Barton remade in Kew: reared in Liverpool on the oxygen of violence

Joey Barton has been talking with the Times’ Matthew Syed. Billed “the baddest man in British football”, Barton is now “hardman turned philosopher”, living in London’s leafy Kew with a young family … (read more)

Posted: 1st, August 2015 | In: Reviews, Sports | Comment

Yishai Schlissel photos: Orthodox Jew who knifed gays strikes again after prison release

JERUSALEM, ISRAEL – JULY 30: Israelis wearing Jewish Skull Caps participate in the Gay Pride Parade on July 30, 2015 in Jerusalem, Israel. At least six … (read more)

Posted: 31st, July 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

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