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Transfer Balls: Manchester United are buying a ‘surprise’ striker – so Luis Suarez it is

Manchester United are getting a surprise. Team manager Louis van Gaal says the player is “in the process” of joining. He added:
“It’s not the striker that the media has written about. You have … (read more)

Posted: 21st, July 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment

Keeping Up With the Danczuks: Karen’s ‘journey’ and Simon’s inner Jade Goody

Keeping Up With The Danczuks: in today’s instalment of the twitter-based reality TV show, MP Simon Danczuk says:
“I must have been hell to live with. I’d say horrible things to … (read more)

Posted: 21st, July 2015 | In: Celebrities, Politicians, Reviews | Comment

Transfer balls: Joao Moutino linked to Arsenal as Monaco clear the wage bill

Arsenal are looking at Monaco’s Joao Moutino. The Daily Telegraph says:
 ‘Joao Moutinho free to join Arsenal’
Free? No. The tabloid Tele’s story is rooted in The Metro, who add that Manchester … (read more)

Posted: 21st, July 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment

Arsenal ‘bid’ £31m for Benzema and rule out move for Higuain

Arsenal remain keen on Real Madrid’s France striker Karim Benzema, writes the Mail, adding that “Arsenal do not expect to sign Karim Benzema this summer”.

The Telegraph says Arsenal have bid £31m … (read more)

Posted: 21st, July 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment

Was this Uniqlo sex tape a naked marketing ploy?

Was it all a stupid stunt, the sex video filmed inside a changing room at an outlet of the Japanese clothes chain Uniqlo? Can naked people sell clothing? Of course … (read more)

Posted: 21st, July 2015 | In: NSFW, Reviews | Comment

Arsenal: Petr Cech says Arsenal have one big advantage over Chelsea

Former Chelsea goalkeeper Petr Cech tis talking about his new life at Arsenal.

Is Cech’s transfer a sign of a shift in power? Arsenal have not beaten Chelsea in the Premier League … (read more)

Posted: 21st, July 2015 | In: Arsenal, Chelsea, Sports | Comment

Transfer Balls: Everton’s John Stones wants Chelsea move

The Sun says John Stones is “keen” to move from Everton to Chelsea. Readers are told:
JOHN STONES is ‘definitely interested’ in joining Chelsea.
And Chelsea want him:
And the champions are preparing a … (read more)

Posted: 20th, July 2015 | In: Chelsea, Sports | Comment

Arsenal: Bellerin signs new deal and starts the countdown to Barcelona

Arsenal: Héctor Bellerín has singed a new deal. The Arsenal defender has agreed a four-year contract at the club. He’s now earning… 50,000 a week.

The Spaniard only got his chance … (read more)

Posted: 20th, July 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment

Paul Pelton is innocent: police charge man who filmed dying teenager with mobile phone

Paul Pelton is accused of “vehicular trespassing”. But what he did is a question of morals. When Pelton saw a car accident he went over to check it out. The … (read more)

Posted: 20th, July 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Donald Lock: Matthew Daley appears in the dock at Crawley magistrates court

 

Matthew Daley, 34, is accused  of murdering Donald Lock, 79, after their vehicles collided in a minor prang. Mr Lock was knifed repeatedly in the head and neck on the A24 at Findon, … (read more)

Posted: 20th, July 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Manchester City: Fabian Delph gets loyalty lessons from Raheem Sterling

So. Fabian Delph said he wouldn’t leave Aston Villa for Manchester City – and then he did. Money; the craven and all-too common mantra “I want to win things” (why … (read more)

Posted: 20th, July 2015 | In: Manchester City, Sports | Comment

Transfer balls: Alexandre Lacazette’s all clear to Arsenal and Manchester United

It’s been a busy few weeks Lyon footballer Alexandre Lacazette.

June 4, Daily Star: “Alexandre Lacazette WANTS Manchester United move”

June 4, Daily Express: “Arsenal and City target Alexandre Lacazette WANTS Man Utd … (read more)

Posted: 20th, July 2015 | In: Arsenal, manchester united, Sports | Comment

Chelsea reject Pedro gossip as Manchester United move for Liverpool and Arsenal target

Chelsea will not be signing Pedro from Barcelona, says the Mail. The paper say Chelsea will recruit one more player this summer transfer season but it won’t be Pedro.

This is some … (read more)

Posted: 20th, July 2015 | In: Chelsea, manchester united, Sports | Comment

The sitting ‘senior Labour MP’ accused of crimes against sick children and ‘young ragamuffins’

News is that a senior Labour MP has been accused of child sex abuse.

The Telegraph:
A senior Labour MP has been reported to police by Parliamentary colleagues over allegations he sexually … (read more)

Posted: 20th, July 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Transfer Balls: Manchester United to make a very surprising move for Gareth Bale

Transfer Balls: The Sunday People says Manchester United will bid for £95m-rated Real Madrid star Gareth Bale.

Really? Does new Real manger Rafa Benitez want to sell a prize asset?

 

 

 

Writes Steve Bates:
Louis van Gaal will … (read more)

Posted: 19th, July 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Royal Nazi salute: the Sun, Hitler’s hacked heil-phone and Al Fayed’s revenge

The video and stills of young future Queen Elizabeth (she’d have been around 6 or 7), her younger sister Margaret, future Edward VIII Edward and the Queen Mother giving the Nazi salute … (read more)

Posted: 19th, July 2015 | In: Reviews, Royal Family | Comment

Manchester United: Robin Van Persie celebrates Ferguson, loves Arsenal’s Wenger but questions Van Gaal’s honesty

Fresh from Manchester United and welcomed to Fenerbahce by 18,000 delighted fans at Istanbul’s Sukru Saracoglu stadium, Robin van Persie tells the Sunday Times:
 “I had other options [in Italy and Spain] … (read more)

Posted: 19th, July 2015 | In: Arsenal, manchester united, Sports | Comment

Manchester United: Angel di Maria agrees terms with PSG

Farewell, then, Angel Di Maria. The Times say the Argentine will leave Manchester United for Paris Saint-Germain. The paper says Di Maria has agreed personal terms with the French champions.

A mere … (read more)

Posted: 18th, July 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment

Queen’s Nazi salute: who dares tell the truth about the fascist Royals?

The Sun’s photo of Her Majesty the Queen giving Nazi salute in 1933 is a scoop. “Their Royal Heilnesses,” puns the Sun.

Queen Elizabeth 2 was just seven years of age when her … (read more)

Posted: 18th, July 2015 | In: Key Posts, Reviews, Royal Family | Comment

Don Lock ‘murder’: police find knife at arrest scene as alleged killer pictured

Don Lock had only recently recovered from cancer when he was stabbed to death.

The Times says Mr Lock, 79, was knifed to death on the A24 in Findon, West Sussex, last Thursday night after a minor … (read more)

Posted: 18th, July 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Aston Villa fans unveil ‘Delph you snake’ banner

A few Aston Villa fans have daubed A message to Fabian Delphi, the team captain who committed himself to the team before heading to Manchester City.

Delph’s initial denying of Man … (read more)

Posted: 18th, July 2015 | In: Sports | Comment

Armed rat with small mouse head robs store at

 

To Barrie, Ontario, Canada, where a huge knife-wielding rodent with human arms, body and legs has held up the Mac’s.

Barrie police Det. Brett Haynes is unsure. He’s looking for a man with … (read more)

Posted: 18th, July 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment

Neurotic people see Jesus in things

Do you see faces in inanimate objects (a condition known as pareidolia)? If you do, chances are you’re neurotic.

Brain Decoder, who works at Tokyo’s NNT Communication Science Laboratory tested 166 undergraduates to ascertain … (read more)

Posted: 18th, July 2015 | In: Key Posts, Reviews, Strange But True | Comment

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