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Is nothing safe? Man flew 2,000 miles to have sex with a horse

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Undercover sheriff’s deputies in Arizona arrested Pennsylvania man Michael Crawford, 68, on suspicion that he flew 2000 miles to have sex with a horse.

Police say Mr … (read more)

Posted: 15th, July 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment

Manchester United: Van Persie was every bit as ruthless as Van Gaal

For all fans of the bigger Premier League clubs, the player who leaves for more money is anathema. Robin Van Persie will always be to Arsenal fans the disloyal, ungrateful … (read more)

Posted: 15th, July 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment

Liverpool: Raheem Sterling laughs as Manchester City wait to exhale

And so it came to pass that Raheem Sterling completed his move from Liverpool to Manchester City for a whopping £49m and £200,000 a week.

This one had threatened to run all … (read more)

Posted: 15th, July 2015 | In: Liverpool, Manchester City, Reviews, Sports | Comment

Arsenal: Arsene Wenger marvels at Manchester United and says Sterling only left Liverpool for the money

Transfer Balls: A look at today’s Arsenal reporting.

The Times says Arsene Wenger “will only bring in exceptional signing for Arsenal”.

This becomes a “strong hint that the FA Cup winners will not … (read more)

Posted: 14th, July 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment

Transfer balls: Arsenal get Julian Draxler when Stoke sell Shaqiri

Transfer balls: Are Arsenal going to sign Julian Draxler? Yes, says the Metro, Arsenal are “finally” going to get the Schalke flyer.

The Metro’s source is TribalFootball, which reports its own source:
BILD … (read more)

Posted: 14th, July 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment

Liverpool: How Raheem Sterling made a mug of smug Brendan Rodgers

Liverpool sold Raheem Sterling to Manchester City for £49m. But did anyone think to tell Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers?

These are a few of his recent commengts on Sterling:

April 2: “Raheem has … (read more)

Posted: 14th, July 2015 | In: Liverpool, Sports | Comment

Islamic State: Jewish Holocaust surviror saves the Christians who saved him

In 1938 George Weidenfeld arrived in the UK from Austria. 1938.  The Times says the young Jew had “only a few shillings in his pocket”. But now he has grown rich from … (read more)

Posted: 14th, July 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Transfer Balls: Manchester United want £50m Arsenal fan Cavani who joined Juventus for £22m

Transfer balls: Manchester United are after Edinson Cavani, a players often linked with Arsenal and Liverpool.

The Sun:
United are in talks with Paris Saint-Germain over the £50million-rated striker but the French … (read more)

Posted: 14th, July 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment

‘Fatso’ model Sophia Adams causes global warming

Sophia Adams have won a prize to become a model. the Sun is excited, highlights Sophia’s “size 16 frame and 32JJ breasts”, making her a “far cry from the slender models … (read more)

Posted: 14th, July 2015 | In: Celebrities, Reviews | Comment

Woman driver crashed Mini into fish van while masturbating with Rabbit sex toy

 

A woman in her 30s was masturbating with a sex toy when she drove  her Mini into the back of a fish delivery van.

The van diver with M&J Seafood reviewed footage from the … (read more)

Posted: 14th, July 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment

Watch Robin Van Persie’s inner child cry for Manchester United

When Robin Van Persie was asked whey he was leaving Arsenal for £240,000 a week at Manchester United, the Dutch footballer replied:
“I always listen to the little boy inside of … (read more)

Posted: 14th, July 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment

Belgian state agrees to kill depressed woman who failed at suicide

 

The story in Newsweek is headlined:
Healthy 24-year-old granted right to die in Belgium.
On what measure is a woman who wants to die healthy?

Newsweek reports:
Doctors in Belgium are granting a 24-year-old woman who … (read more)

Posted: 12th, July 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Celebrity Big Brother: watch Farrah Abraham in the comfort of a rubber mold of her body parts

TV works in seasons. Summer means Celebrity Big Brother. And that means a visit to Blighty for Farah Arbaham, famous for a sex tape and all the things that go … (read more)

Posted: 12th, July 2015 | In: Celebrities, Reviews, TV & Radio | Comment

Transfer Balls: Manchester City give Liverpool £49m for Citizens diehard Raheem Sterling

Eric Brook: Raheem’s idol

Transfer balls: Raheem Sterling is on his way from Liverpool to Manchester City for £49m, says the Sun.

Raheem loves City. Sure, there’s £200,000-a-week … (read more)

Posted: 12th, July 2015 | In: Liverpool, Manchester City, Sports | Comment

Transfer Balls: Liverpool’s Raheem Sterling ‘agrees’ £45m move to Manchester City: now for the wages

Transfer Balls: Liverpool have told Raheem Sterling he doesn’t have to go on their pre-season tour of the Far East. Well, so says the Telegraph:
Liverpool are now in advanced negotiations with … (read more)

Posted: 12th, July 2015 | In: Liverpool, Sports | Comment

July 1 2015 was the hottest day on record for jets at Heathrow Airport

According to the Met Office, 1 July 2015 was the “warmest July day since records began”. The record was set at Heathrow Airport “when the temperature reached 36.7 °C at 3.13pm. The previous … (read more)

Posted: 12th, July 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Transfer balls: why ‘betrayed’ Robin Van Persie left Manchester United to earn a fortune in Turkey

Transfer Balls: Robin Van Persie is leaving Manchester United. The Mirror says the former Arsenal skipper is heading to Fenerbahce in a £4.7million deal “after being ordered by Van Gaal to train … (read more)

Posted: 12th, July 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment

How police officers get away with having sex on the job: shag a fellow copper

 

The policeman caught having sex with a PCSO in Manchester toilet has not been sacked. This is because the coppers were caught shagging in the offices of Greater Manchester Police in Newton Heath.

Being sacked or … (read more)

Posted: 12th, July 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

The greatest pizza ‘theft’ story ever: neighbour calls police on stolen delivery

 

It’s 7:22pm on July 2. A person has ordered a pizza. They call the police. They say a neighbour has taken their pizza. Police discover the neighbour has also ordered a pizza.

It’s … (read more)

Posted: 12th, July 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment

Exclusive: sex teacher Jeremy Forrest is ‘ravaged’ and ‘refreshed’ in Devon

Compare and contrast the newspapers “exclusives” on former teacher Jeremy Forrest, 33, as he is released from prison. Forrest was imprisoned for five-and-a-half years after running away with his 15-year-old pupil to France.

The … (read more)

Posted: 12th, July 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Transfer balls: Manchester United will sign Aston Villa’s Christian Benteke unless Liverpool pay up

Transfer balls: Manchester United have joined Liverpool in the hunt United move for Aston Villa’s Christian Benteke. Well, so says one newspaper.

The Sun shouts that “CHRISTIAN BENTEKE is next on Louis van Gaal’s … (read more)

Posted: 12th, July 2015 | In: Liverpool, manchester united, Reviews, Sports | Comment

Transfer Balls: Aston Villa’s Fabian Delph signs for Manchester City in a matter of ‘hours’

Transfer Balls: It’s been a busy few weeks of doing nothing for Aston Villa’s Fabian Villa Delph.

July 10, Daily Mail: “Aston Villa captain Fabian Delph set to complete £8m transfer to … (read more)

Posted: 11th, July 2015 | In: Manchester City, Reviews, Sports | Comment

The Ashes: Australia collapse like a Sydney backpacker at a real ale festival

England have thrashed Australia in the Ashes first test. Australia were chasing 412 runs. Victory would only be achived with the third-highest winning total in Test history.

They failed wonderfully.

When the Telegraph’s man … (read more)

Posted: 11th, July 2015 | In: Sports | Comment

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