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Karen Danczuk on her marriage break up: it wasn’t him it was me, me, me
Posted: 30th, June 2015 | In: Celebrities, Politicians, Reviews | 0 Comments
You all paid for West Ham United’s Olympic stadium and cheap tickets to woo a foreign buyer
West Ham United are moving into the 54,000-seater Olympic Stadium. If you think that’s the end of the Olympic Legacy, you’d be mistaken. The money … (read more)
Posted: 30th, June 2015 | In: Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Manchester United Transfer Balls: Ramos wants out of Real Madrid and De Gea angers Van Gaal
Transfer Balls: a round-up of today’s news on Manchester United’s David De Gea, destined for a move to Real Madrid.
How soon does De Gea want to go?
Daily Mirror: “Manchester United … (read more)
Posted: 30th, June 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Morgan Schneiderlin joins Manchester United ‘tomorrow’ and Arsenal yesterday
‘Just thinking about tomorrow…”
Transfer Balls: The Press are convinced that Morgan Schneiderlin is on his way to Manchester United from Southampton. But when?
June 28, Daily Star: Man Utd plan … (read more)
Posted: 29th, June 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Watch the moment Arsenal Sign Petr Cech
Arsenal have signed Petr Cech. Chelsea fans and hairdressers look away now….
… (read more)
Posted: 29th, June 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Ezequiel Garay gets lost on his way to Arsenal and Manchester United
Transfer Balls: Ezequiel Garay and the Arsenal link.
The Metro’s Jamie Anderson (is he real or an SEO-bot?) has news that Garay is on his way to Arsenal. Maybe:
He writes:
Manchester United and … (read more)
Posted: 29th, June 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | 0 Comments
Spare us the faux outrage over Amran Hussain’s Tunisia death beach selfie
Amran Hussain, 29, a Labour candidate for the North East Hampshire in the recent election, has visited the beach where Seifeddine Rezgui murdered 38 tourists on Friday. He took a selfie. The spot where … (read more)
Posted: 29th, June 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Arturo Vidal moves to Arsenal and Chile becomes Italy
They have?
Arturo Vidal, the Juventus midfielder, appears set to join Arsenal this … (read more)
Posted: 29th, June 2015 | In: Arsenal, manchester united, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments
Tunisia: 30 dead and good David Cameron’s Christian plea for intolerance over Muslim evil
The Guardian counts the number of dead that “could it 30”.
Why guess?
The paper … (read more)
Posted: 29th, June 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Space is tough: unmanned SpaceX Rocket explodes after launch
The Unmanned SPACEX rocket has exploded over the Atlantic Ocean:
A mission by an unmanned SpaceX Falcon-9 rocket has ended in failure after it exploded after lift-off from Cape Canaveral, Florida.
The rocket was … (read more)
Posted: 29th, June 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Transfer balls: Arsenal buy Arturo Vidal just like Manchester United did
Transfer balls: Is Arturo Vidal to become an Arsenal player?
Daily Star, June 27:
Arsenal AGREE £21m deal to sign Juventus star Arturo Vidal
Daily Express, June 28:
Man Utd ROCKED as Arturo Vidal … (read more)
Posted: 29th, June 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | 0 Comments
Watch how ‘infidel’ Christianity became the world’s most persecuted religion
Posted: 28th, June 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Morgan Schneiderlin joins Manchester United for £25m (and Arsenal for less)
Transfer Balls: Manchester United have bought Morgan Schneiderlin for £25m.
The Daily Mirror reports on June 27:
Manchester United have sealed a £25million deal for Morgan Schneiderlin… Schneiderlin will join United from Southampton when the … (read more)
Posted: 28th, June 2015 | In: Arsenal, manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
Watch CNN report on ISIS flag at London Gay Pride (fails to notice it’s made out of butt plugs and dildos)
The London Gay Pride march featured an ISIS flag. CNN is shocked and appalled.
Lucy Pawle has noticed a man dressed in black. He’s holding an ISIS flag, says Lucy.
It’s … (read more)
Posted: 28th, June 2015 | In: Key Posts, Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments
Jesus founds in tortilla chip (photos)
What deos Jeus taste of? To the family in Tlalixtac de Cabrera, Mexico, he tastes of tortilla. But Josefina Guzman has placed the tortilla not in her mouth, but on an altar.
“I’ve been … (read more)
Posted: 28th, June 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments
Elderly white woman arrested for slapping idiot police officer who wrongly called at her home
Equal opportunities police stupidity in Pittsfield, Massachusetts, where Phyllis Stankiewicz, 88, has been arrested for assaulting officers in her own home.
The story bwgan when the keystone cops were dispatched to 57 Wilson St. … (read more)
Posted: 28th, June 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Arsenal reject Morgan Schneiderlin signs for Manchester United (unless Schweinsteiger does)
Transfer Balls: it’s been a busy week for Morgan Schneiderlin, the Southampton player reportedly targetted by Arsenal and Manchester United.
Thursday June 25, Daily Express: “Man Utd, Arsenal and Spurs target Morgan … (read more)
Posted: 28th, June 2015 | In: Arsenal, manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Manchester United make Everton’s Seamus Coleman their third right back
The Mirror says Manchester United will offer £15million for Coleman.
The story … (read more)
Posted: 28th, June 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
Murder in Tunisia: blame the West’s moral impotence and Seifeddine Rezgui’s poverty
Posted: 27th, June 2015 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | 0 Comments
Murder and mayhem in Tunisia, Kuwait and France: gay marriage made me do it
Posted: 27th, June 2015 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Lord Janner will face trial – maybe
The Telegraph: Alison Saunders: My Lord … (read more)
Posted: 27th, June 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Manchester United get ‘nothing’ for De Gea as Ramos and Real Madrid call the shots
Transfer Balls: Manchester United goalkeeper David De Gea, 24, want to play for Real Madrid.
The Manchester Evening News says United will only sell if the fee supasses the £32.6m deal that took Gianluigi Buffon from … (read more)
Posted: 27th, June 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | 0 Comments
American Society of Parasitologists parasite playing cards
At the American Society of Parasitologists AGM, attendees are each given a set of parasite-themed playing cards into their conference goody bags.
Spotter: April Mendis, BB … (read more)
Posted: 27th, June 2015 | In: The Consumer | 0 Comments
Transfer Balls: Spurs and Arsenal target Yannick Ferreira Carrasco is like Ronaldo if you say he is
Transfer Balls: The Metro spots the “next Ronaldo”.
Who is he?
Jamie Sanderson tells his readers that the next Cristiano Ronaldo is Yannick Ferreira Carrasco. And Spurs are in for him.
Tottenham have … (read more)
Posted: 26th, June 2015 | In: Sports, Spurs | 0 Comments
Watch how pranksters shamed a fit man who parked in a disabled space
The prankers spotted the able-bodied man’s car in the parking spaced reserved for the disabled and covered it in Post-It notes. Their design mimiced the sign he’d ignored.
He went potty:
… (read more)
Posted: 26th, June 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments