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Police called underage victims ‘prostitutes’ and ignored Asian sex gangs to prevent a white race riot

 

In today’s peadophile news, the Times says a new inquiry into sexual abuse in Rotherham has revealed “hundreds” of suspects.

The national crime agency (NCA) says it’s investigating 300 suspects in Rotherham.

Yeah, that’s all. … (read more)

Posted: 26th, June 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Transfer Balls: Paul Pogba heads to Manchester City for £60m and Barcelona to be ‘happy’

Trasnfer Balls: The Sun days Manchester CIty are “close” to paying £60million battle for Juventus and France star Paul Pogba.

With City fans excited the Sun then supplies the facts:
Etihad boss Manuel … (read more)

Posted: 26th, June 2015 | In: Manchester City, Sports | Comment


Transfer Balls: Morgan Schneiderlin signs for Manchester United in June and Arsenal in May

Transfer Balls: Is Morgan Schneiderlin leaving Southampton for Arsenal, Manchester United or Spurs?

Today’s Sun’ reports that the Frenchman is heading to Old Trafford:

 

 

The Sun says:
The Red Devils have beaten off interest from Arsenal … (read more)

Posted: 26th, June 2015 | In: Arsenal, manchester united, Sports | Comment


Cannabis oil: parents and cancer victims crimialzied for using medical marijuana

 

What would you do to help your ill child? Would you give her cannabis oil? Louise Bostock, 30, gave the tincture to her three-year-old daughter Jayla. The child suffers from epileptic fits. Mrs … (read more)

Posted: 25th, June 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


WAtch a drunk shoot himself in the face with beer at the ATM

Spotter: BroBible … (read more)

Posted: 25th, June 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Bank robber caught after signing his own name on demand note

 

Good letter writing form has not gone out the window. Take John Chapman. It’s alelged that when he was in the Umpqua Bank, Yuba City, California, he handed the bank teller a note. … (read more)

Posted: 25th, June 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Transfer Balls: Manchester United sell Di Maria To Barcelona For £70m as ‘hell’ freezes over

Pig head’s might fly

 

Transfer Balls: The Sun says that Barcelona are keen to hire Manchester United “flop” Angel Di Maria. Barcelona will rescue Di Maria from Man United … (read more)

Posted: 25th, June 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment


Unconscious colonoscopy patient records medics mocking his penis

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The man anesthetized for a colonoscopy in Reston, Virginia somehow managed to get his smartphone into the theatre and enable it to record the anesthesiologist and other … (read more)

Posted: 24th, June 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Transfer Balls: Liverpool’s Roberto Firmino supported Manchester United in a house made of cheese

What do we know of Liverpool’s newest player Roberto Firmino Barbosa de Oliveira? Not much.

We know that in January 2011 Bundesliga club Hoffenheim signed Brazilian Firmino for €4m. And he scores around one goal every … (read more)

Posted: 24th, June 2015 | In: Liverpool, Sports | Comment


Can’t fight this eeling: greeting cards for fishy people

Blue Specs Sudio is selling these cards on a fishy theme:

 

Spotter: I sea what you did there.
 

  … (read more)

Posted: 24th, June 2015 | In: The Consumer | Comment


Teacher Anne Lakey gets 8 Years prison for sex with underage boys

 

Another female teacher has been caught having sex with children. Anne Lakey, 55, has been convicted of having sex with two underage boys, one of them 13 years old.

Lakey, of Stanley, County … (read more)

Posted: 24th, June 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Gene Hackman found in woman’s tortilla

 

To Mexico, where a woman has found Jesus Gene Hackman in her tortila.

Albert Einstein never touched the things.

 

Spotter: Click2Houston … (read more)

Posted: 24th, June 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment


Doctors find 50-year-old foetus inside 92-year-old woman

 

It was news to the 92-year-old Chilean woman that a 50-year-old foetus was inside her abdomen. The BBC says that after a fall, doctors x-rayed the woman. They found no broken bones – but they … (read more)

Posted: 24th, June 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment


Lord Janner: sex attacks in Parliament and ‘unpaid social worker’ Cyril Smith

 

Lord Greville Janner of Braunstone: a round-up of media reporting on the Labour peer mired in the story of Westminster peados. It’s been 67 days since the Crown Prosecution Sevice decided … (read more)

Posted: 24th, June 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews | Comment


Transfer Balls: Liverpool sign Brazil winger Roberto Firmino for £21m

 

Transfer Balls: the BBC says Liverpool have signed winger Roberto Firmino, 23, from Hoffenheim for £21m – but the fee could rise to £28m with add ons.

Firmino is Liveprool’s second most expensive signing … (read more)

Posted: 24th, June 2015 | In: Liverpool, Sports | Comment


Transfer Balls: The Metro says Paul Pogba has a twin who plays for Inter Milan

Transfer Balls loves The Metro, the free newspaper full of sensation. Take this news story on Paul Pogba, the France player wanted by every top European club with £70 million to … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, June 2015 | In: Reviews, Sports | Comment


Pink Flamingos: creator of world’s greatest lawn ornament dies

 

 

RIP Donald Featherstone. You were 79. And you were the artist who gave the world the pink flamingo lawn ornament, having created the wonder in 1957 for the Union Products plastic … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, June 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Transfer Balls: Manchester United’s 25m bid for Spurs Lloris in euros and pounds

 

Transfer Balls: how much will Manchester Untied need to pay Spurs to sign Hugo Lloris?

Daily Mirror: “Manchester United transfers: Hugo Lloris given ‘verbal agreement’ on sale if Tottenham received £18m … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, June 2015 | In: Sports, Spurs | Comment


Nicholas Salvador and media bias: insane killer not driven to it by Islam and marijuana

 

Nicholas Salvador has been found not guilty of murder by reason of insanity. He’s been sentenced to remain in Broadmore psychiatric hospital for the indefinite future.

Salvador, 25, stabbed and decapitated Palmira Silva, 82, in … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, June 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Passenger ‘forced emergency landing’ over demand for crackers and nuts

Nuts or crcakers? It is alleged that Jeremiah Mathis Thede, 42, requested “nuts or crackers” 15 minutes after taking off on a transatlantic flight from Rome.

United Airlines staff asked him to wait. … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, June 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Watch Arsene Wenger welcome Petr Cech to Arsenal from Chelsea in fantastic style

Are Arsenal fans happy their club is likely to buy Petr Cech from Chelsea? Yes. Very. The Bleacher Report (via Pies) have produced this brilliant vine to illustrate Arsene Wenger’s anointing of Cech as … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, June 2015 | In: Arsenal, Chelsea, Sports | Comment


Lord Janner: Simon Danczuk’s justice to order and Frank Beck returns

 

Lord Janner: a round-up of media reporting on the Labour peer mired in the story of Westminster peados. It’s been 66 days since the Crown Prosecution Sevice decided not to prosecute Lord Janner … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, June 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews | Comment