The Handmade Burger Company restaurant in Union Square, Aberdeen, regrets that diner Gordie Wallace was damaged by the automatic hand dryer that fire up when he ws in mid-flow.

The 31-year-old Glaswegian says:
“After … (read more)

With Botox, you too can smoke less. Kelly Greenwood, of Vancouver, Washington, says:
“My upper lip is paralysed by the injections so I can’t close … (read more)

Tara Shultz, 20, of Yucaipa, CA, wants to censor your library. She wants four graphic novels on the syllabus at Crafton Hills College banned. Why? Because Schulz thinks Persepolis, Fun Home, Y: The … (read more)

Mars Attacks!

This #marsattack video has been enjoying some viral hits the last few days on #Facebook 💕💕💕😊 another look for any of you new guys here !!! Thanks to all … (read more)

Lord Greville Janner: a look at news on the Labour peer embroiled in allegations that he abused children. He maintains his innocence. It’s been 58 days since the Crown Prosecution … (read more)

Thomas Evans left his home in High Wycombe to fight with al-Shabaab. The Times says he’s dead, killed in Kenya as the Islamists attacked an army base.

His mother Sally told The Sunday Times in 2014:
“I would rather … (read more)

The Sun’s Alan Nixon has the facts about Arsenal football club.
ARSENAL goalkeeper Damian Martinez is set to go on loan to Spanish side Getafe. The 6ft 4in Argentine has had spells … (read more)

Back in March 2015, the news was not … (read more)

“Why are so many trying to belittle the women’s game?” asks Oliver Holt in the Daily Mail. Holt is on the side of the righteous in his look at the … (read more)

“I snapped a lucky picture right when the gator slipped into the … (read more)

But they don’t. They haven’t. The only bids for Sterling have … (read more)

The Sunday Express has news on Muslims in the UK:
UK waterpark bans bikinis and orders visitors to wear ‘Islamically appropriate’ clothes
Scott Campbell reports:
A BRITISH waterpark has sparked fury by banning … (read more)

Lord Greville Janner: a look at news on the Labour peer embroiled … (read more)

Today in ‘The Jews Did It’ Asghar Bukhari, founding member of the Muslim Public Affairs Committee UK (MPAC UK), says Jews stole a shoe from his … (read more)

To the Russian town of Kumertau, where the world’s biggest helicopter model made from horsemeat is on display. The horsemeat chopper celebrates the towns’ anniversary and the local helicopter factory.

Horsemeat seller Liliya Amineva explains:
“Today’s helicopter … (read more)

Manchester City’s Yaya Toure is the subject of the Sun’s story that he has been allegedly seeing a “£140-an-hour hooker”. The story begins with this tremedous line:
Sandra Ntonya, 34, told last night … (read more)

Smithsonian Channel has this great video of how plants disperse seends. Look out for violets, touch me nots, and poisonous squirting cucumbers. Really, look out:

Spotter: Boing Boing, The Kid Should See This

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Freedom Portrait A woman takes off blackness after reaching safety, #Kurds #YPG contrld area, west #GireSipi #Rojava … (read more)

The Sun says Manchester City are readying a £60m bid for Juventus and France player Paul Pogba. They will offer … (read more)

Naked earthquake maker Eleanor Hawkins, 23, is on her way back home. Having endured a three-day prison sentence for outraging public decency, Hawkins is free to begin her life on the British media treadmill.

“I am … (read more)