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Bow Wow’s groupie guide to having sex with a self-absorbed voyeur

 

Dear Bow Wow, I have casual sex with the female fans. But how can I have my cake and eat it?

Bow Wow considers the question on his Instagram.

Yo i see … (read more)

Posted: 5th, June 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Watch a man play the guitar as surgeons operate on his brain

 

To Brazil, where Anthony Kulkamp Dias is playing the guitar as surgeons operate on his brain. Doctors wanted to monitor Mr Dias’ cognitive functions during the surgery. Playing a guitar was his idea.

The 20-year-old … (read more)

Posted: 5th, June 2015 | In: Strange But True, Technology | Comment


Working people of Walmart rejoice: Celine Dion and Justin Bieber are banned

 

The result from the ‘Walmart-palooza’ company shindig in Fayetteville, Alaska, has resulted in a list of changes to keep the 1.3 million workers working.

Item 1: Celine Dion and Justin Bieber will … (read more)

Posted: 5th, June 2015 | In: Money, Reviews | Comment


The telescopic contact lens let’s you zoom in and out in a wink

 

The Google Glass was the wasabi enema of cool. But what if you had the functionality without the form? Robert J. Szczerba at Forbes:
For those of us old enough to remember … (read more)

Posted: 5th, June 2015 | In: The Consumer | Comment


Transfer Balls: Paulo Dybala Joins Juventus For Less Than Arsenal ‘Bought’ Him For

Juventus have invested £24million in Paulo Dybala on a five-year deal. But it was not so long age that the Daily Star said the Palermo player was on his way to Arsenal. In … (read more)

Posted: 4th, June 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment


Woman charged with underage Bar Mitzvah sex claims date rape

 

Remember your Bar Mitzvah, the Banana Splits disco DJ cajoling grandma to ‘Get your knees up’ for the Birdie Dance, the mother belting out a rendition of Bonnie Tyler’s hit … (read more)

Posted: 4th, June 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Transfer Balls: Raheem Sterling Is Off To Manchester United For £15m Less Than Manchester City Bid

Transfer Balls spots the rumours that Raheem Sterling is leaving Liverpool for Manchester United. The Daily Mirror says United will offer £25m for the England player. How it knows this is left unsaid. But, you … (read more)

Posted: 4th, June 2015 | In: Liverpool, Sports | Comment


Store apologises for ‘unfortunate’ ‘Krispie cocunt’ typo

‘Shoplifters will prostituted’

 

New Zealand supermarket chain Countdown regrets the “unfortunate case of human error” that led to a sign advertising Griffins Krispie Toasted Coconut Biscuits referring to … (read more)

Posted: 4th, June 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Transfer Balls: Higuain spotted at Arsenal and sharks off the Dorset coast

The Guardian wonders if the Napoli and Argentina striker is heading to Chelsea for £30m. The Metro says he’s off to Arsenal for £42m. The Star says Arsenal, Chelsea, Manchester United … (read more)

Posted: 4th, June 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment


Transfer Balls: Paul Pogba wants to join Barcelona, Real Madrid and Chelsea

Transfer Balls looks at Paul Pogba in today’s papers. What news of the former Manchester United player now with Juventus?

The Mirror says “The Juventus ace…is understood to favour a move to … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, June 2015 | In: Sports | Comment


Liverpool Balls: Brendan Rodgers given one season to finish his sentence

Liverpool fans will get at least one more season of Brendan Rodgers, a man whose ability to smug it out is unrivalled.

After a meeting with Liverpool chariman Tom Werner and … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, June 2015 | In: Liverpool, Sports | Comment


Lord Janner scandal day 46: strolling so leisurely

 

Lord Greville Janner: a look at news on the Labour peer embroiled in allegations that he abused children. He maintains his innocence.

It’s been 46 days since the Crown Prosecution Sevice decided not … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, June 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Hail Mary Jane: Marijuana Church gets tax exempt status under religious freedom bill

 

To Indiana, where the Religious Freedom Restoration Act means the First Church of Cannabis is tax free. Minister of Love and Grand Poobah Bill Levin says: “Somebody at the IRS loves us.”

On Facebook, … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, June 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Everton’s Romelu Lukaku hankers for Chelsea in a craven display of ‘me’

Everton’s Romelu Lukaku is the latest player to spit out the craven opinion that “I need to be winning trophies”. Everton’s 22-year-old striker and top scorer added:
“I want to grab titles, not … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, June 2015 | In: Sports | Comment


Transfer Balls: David De Gea’s girlfriend is handling Real Madrid’s transfers in The Metro

 

Transfer Balls: Stella work in The Metro. In a story headline “Manchester United stopper David de Gea is in Madrid to complete transfer to Real Madrid”,
George Bellshaw writes an early contener for … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, June 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment


Cat flats and a fleet of mobility scooters: what did the alleged bribe money buy FIFA?

 

Sepp Blatter is no longer president of Fifa. Four days after winning the vote to continue as Fifa boss, he’s resigned. He told a press conference:
“What matters to me is that … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, June 2015 | In: Sports | Comment


Arsenal Balls: Jack Wilshere auditions for the Daily Mail

 

Arsenal’s FA Cup victory parade excited the Daily Mail after Jack Wilshere stood on the gantry and swore. The Mail says Wilshere “heaped more embarrassment on Arsenal”.

The paper adds:
Young children, along with … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, June 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment


Transfer Balls: Chelsea’s Diego Costa orders one more alcopop before returning to Atletico Madrid

Transfer Balls: The Sun reports that Diego Costa is ‘bidding’ for a ‘Chelsea exit’.

The story runs:
DIEGO COSTA has told friends he wants to QUIT Chelsea this summer and return to Spain.
Which friends … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, June 2015 | In: Chelsea, Sports | Comment


FIFA: Jack Warner denies illegality with an article from The Onion

 

 

Former FIFA vice president Jack Warner has been accused of racketeering. He’s been arrested. Warner says he’s innocent. Warner says his arrest is rooted in the US’s failed World Cup bid. 

He accuses the US of … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, June 2015 | In: Sports | Comment


Woman called Wale imprisoned for having too-loud sex

Gemma Wale, of Small Heath, Birmingham, has been sent to prison of being too noisy during sex. Wale – and how’s that for nominative determinism? – was handed a two-week prison … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, June 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Transfer Balls: Real Madrid get Liverpool’s Raheem Sterling in a Spanish package deal

 

Transfer Balls hears the Daily Express say that Real Madrid are making a move for Arsenal, Manchester City and Chelsea target Raheem Sterling. The fee of £45m is mentioned.

The Express cites as … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, June 2015 | In: Liverpool, Sports | Comment


Britain’s Got Talent Shock: Matisse IS a dog

 

From the tip of his jet black hair to the apex of his breast-feeding-ready shirts, Simon Cowell is all about the authentic experience. It stands to reason that more than … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, June 2015 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Der Boxroboter: In 1983 East Germany’s robot boxer was going to rule the world

 

In 1987,  Der Boxroboter was introduced to the world via Sports Illustrated:
The German Democratic Republic is very advanced in the use of scientific training methods for its athletes. Now the East Germans have … (read more)

Posted: 1st, June 2015 | In: Sports, Technology | Comment


Chocobana-na: you can inject your cream into a banana (video)

Chocobanana

 

Stuck for a way to inject chocolate sauce or cream into a ripe banana? Well, worry no more. The Chocobana-na is here to turn the phallic fruit into … (read more)

Posted: 1st, June 2015 | In: Strange But True, The Consumer | Comment