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Police arrest teacher who allegely let underage students have sex in the classrom

 

To Georgia, where 25-year-old teacher Quinton Wright is accused of enabling underage students to shag in a cupboard.

WSB-TV in Atlanta says several of Wright’s students at Champion Theme Middle School to take their … (read more)

Posted: 1st, June 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Is Nothing Safe? aroused man ordered to dress and leave World Naked Bike Ride

 

Leave it to the pros

 

“Everyone was taking their clothes off to get ready for the ride. I heard gasps and I turned around – it was … (read more)

Posted: 1st, June 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Role models: Leicester City’s orgy stars make kids hanker for ‘minging’ Thai prostitutes

 

Leicester City have bought into the balls that footballers are role models tasked with teaching us to live good lives. On the matter of the bisexual orgy partaken by James Pearson, Tom … (read more)

Posted: 1st, June 2015 | In: Sports | Comment


Women-hating Leicester City players in homo-erotic Thai orgy (video)

Captain James – ‘my dad’s the manager’ – Pearson

 

In “Pemier League stars’ racist orgy shame caught on camera”, the Mirror’s Simon Wright report on “Leicester City … (read more)

Posted: 1st, June 2015 | In: Sports | Comment


Richard Blackwood doesn’t know what zest is

 

 

 

On BBC TV cooking show Number 650b, zesty Richard Blackwood is proving that there is still work to do:

Richard Blackwood doesn’t know what zest is. pic.twitter.com/BfWyGYxELW
— Mike (@pyskick) May 31, … (read more)

Posted: 1st, June 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Woman sexually assaulted by Gibraltar’s apes files police report  

‘They all look the same to me’

 

If chimpanzees can sue for habeas corpus then two of Gibraltar’s barbary apes must be charged with sexually assaulting British tourist Melissa … (read more)

Posted: 1st, June 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Krakow Auschwitz Museum advert: a geat place to laugh and pull

Holocaust need not be gloomy.

 

 

@Warologist45 saw this advert for visits to  the Auschwitz Museum in Krakow. … (read more)

Posted: 31st, May 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Look at his face! Grinning pigs takes a poo in a police car (photos)

 

To Michigan, where a pig has shat in a police car. The Shelby Township Police Department provides the photos. And just cop a load of that pig’s expression.

 

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/2015-05-30_214019.mp3

 
The story goes that the pig was not on … (read more)

Posted: 30th, May 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Wojciech Szczesny is Head & Shoulders above Manchester City’s Joe Hart

Welcome competition for Manchester City’s Joe Hart in the world of anti-dandruff sponsorship arrives in the form of Arsenal goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny. Until now, Hart had occupied the No.1 slot in … (read more)

Posted: 30th, May 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment


Time to kick FIFA out and begin the ‘True World Cup’

 

ON the cries to boycott FIFA and its tournaments, Deutsche Welle’s Jefferson Chase is spot on.
Let’s play a game of free association. I’ll say a word, and you tell me what immediately … (read more)

Posted: 30th, May 2015 | In: Sports | Comment


A Growing List Of Things Supposedly Caused By Drinking Coffee

 

Coffee is magic. There is pretty much nothing it cannot do. Well, so say the media which loves to talk about the wonders of your drink.

Coffee is Good!

Coffee can fight Erectile … (read more)

Posted: 29th, May 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


It Is What It Is: The Wire Supercut Is The Wire Supercut (Video)

 

 

The Wire is what it is. The show was what it was. The audience saw what it saw. And, well you get the idea…

Spotter: Slate

via Slate … (read more)

Posted: 29th, May 2015 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Dundee woman upset after visitor snorted ashes of her dead mother she’d been saving for a necklace

“I was shocked and disgusted. We had all been drinking and she just seemed to think it was fun and was showing off about it. This is the lowest of … (read more)

Posted: 29th, May 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Liverpool Balls: Klopp, Allardyce, McClaren and Ancelotti the flying pig challenge Rodgers

Football Balls: the intersection of media football fact and fiction spots the Sun’s story that “JURGEN KLOPP has made himself available to be next Liverpool manager”.

Has he? Klopp has left Borussia … (read more)

Posted: 29th, May 2015 | In: Liverpool | Comment


Transfer Balls: Liverpool chase Carlos Tevez who agrees Boca return as West Ham prepare bid

Transfer Balls: Good news, Liverpoool fans. The Daily Star says you’re going to be watching another former Manchester City striker in Liverpool red. Calos Tevez will be keeping Mario Balotelli company at … (read more)

Posted: 29th, May 2015 | In: Liverpool, Sports | Comment


Boulder artists told stacking rocks is illegal complains

 

Michael Grab, aka Gravity Glue, says he’s been forbidden from building gravity sculptures – or sticking one rock on top of the other. Grab says Boulder police officer have isued an ultimatum:
“For the … (read more)

Posted: 28th, May 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Arsenal balls: Cup Final mascot won’t forget what he never saw in the Mirror

Arsenal Balls now as the Daily Mirror reports on how Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain surprised a young Arsenal supporter with amazing prize. The report tells us:
This young Arsenal fan won’t forget the Gunners’ … (read more)

Posted: 28th, May 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment


Transfer Balls: Arsenal sign Artuto Vidal for less than half what Manchester United bought him for

Transfer Balls: Is Arturo Vidal heading to Arsenal from Juventus? It was only a yer ago the tabloids told us that Vidal had signed for Manchester United for £47m, £45m, £40m and … (read more)

Posted: 28th, May 2015 | In: Arsenal, manchester united, Sports | Comment


How one writer tricked the Daily Mail into reporting ‘chocolate can Help you lose weight’

 

 

The Daily Mail told us that choloclate can help you lose weight.

John Bohannon writes:
“Slim by Chocolate!” the headlines blared. A team of German researchers had found that people on a … (read more)

Posted: 28th, May 2015 | In: Reviews, The Consumer | Comment


Painted bronze sculpture of Sir Tim Berners-Lee unveiled at the National Portrait Gallery

 

The National Portrait Gallery has unveiled Sean Henry’s painted bronze sculpture of Sir Tim Berners-Lee.

His lap-top’s in the leather bag slung over his shoulder. … (read more)

Posted: 28th, May 2015 | In: Technology, The Consumer | Comment


Radical Buddhism: ‘Song to Whip Up Religious Blood’

Buddhist nationalists demonstrate against the UN and the return of Rohingya Muslims May 27, 2015 in Yangon, Burma. Radical Buddhist nationalists protest the international pressure on … (read more)

Posted: 28th, May 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Chimpanzees sue for habeas corpus because animals are people too

Does human law apply to chimpanzees? Hercules and Leo, two chimps living at Stony Brook University, are having their day in a NY State court:
Its lawyers said that personhood rights have already been applied … (read more)

Posted: 28th, May 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


California law makers tells porn actors to wear goggles at all times

 

California’s Division of Occupational Safety and Health decrees that all porn productions in California mut comply with health and safety. And that includes the wearing of sagety goggles on set:
Personal Protective … (read more)

Posted: 28th, May 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Women arrested for offering to lick police officer’s anus

 

To Louisiana, where Diane Thomas, 52, has been arrested for beating her live-in lover “multiple times”. As she was handcuffed, Thomas told Corporal Chris Ballard that jail would cost her “a good job.”

She … (read more)

Posted: 28th, May 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Let’s Blame the Jews: Fifa VP says the Jews did it

Odd isn’t it that the one major power not all that bothered about football should set alight the pile of dead skin and cash that is FIFA. But better than America’s role … (read more)

Posted: 28th, May 2015 | In: Sports | Comment