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Anti-Semitism: Greek town erases Star of David from Holocaust memorial

 

Officials at the Greek port of Kavala were scheduled to unveil a memorial to Jewish victims of the Holocaust – 1,484 Jews in the city were murdered by the invading Germans and their Bulgarian … (read more)

Posted: 18th, May 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Hull City’s drug-taking Jake Livermore could be a journalist for the Sun

Livermore: A journalist in waiting

 

The Sun says “Good riddance” to Hull City’s Jake Livermore who faces the “sack over drugs shame”. A routine drugs test revealed … (read more)

Posted: 18th, May 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews | Comment


Trophy Scarves: black artist wears white women for status and power (photos)

Trophy Scarves sees Nate Hill photograph himself “[sporting] white women for status and power”.

Hill explains that it’s not a kink, but “a satire on black men who like to see white women as … (read more)

Posted: 17th, May 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment


This bird makes everyone laugh like a supervillain

It’s infectious. The bird laughs like a supervillain. Then everyone else is parroting it.

 

 

Spotter: ★interesting … (read more)

Posted: 17th, May 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Watch Manchester United’s Phil Jones tackle Arsenal’s Giroud with his face

 

Manchester United’s Phil Jones will now slide tackle Arsenal’s Olivier Giroud using his face.

Phil Jones summed up in one video. pic.twitter.com/WiocBFZa8d
— FootyHumour (@FootyHumour) May 17, 2015

It’s what hi-def slow motion was made … (read more)

Posted: 17th, May 2015 | In: Arsenal, manchester united, Sports | Comment


Biased BBC: The Pope did not call Mahmoud Abbas an ‘angel of peace’

‘And may all your Christmases be white’

 

According to the BBC, Pope Francis called Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas “an angel of peace” while presenting him with a gift.
The BBC’s … (read more)

Posted: 17th, May 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Westminster Paedo inquiry will publish final report when everyone implicated in it is dead

 

The Sunday Times says the inquiry into historic sex abuse will publish its findings in…2023. Phew! All nonces and their enablers will have eight years to get ill or die. They … (read more)

Posted: 17th, May 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Photos of the Star Trek flat for sale after owner was jailed for sex crimes

 

Will you go boldy into the Star Trek flat in Hinckley, Leicestershire.

Recently vacated by Anthony Alleyne – he was locked up in 2013 for owning a massive stash of child sex images –  the property is yours for £70,000.

 

… (read more)

Posted: 17th, May 2015 | In: Strange But True, The Consumer | Comment


Transfer Balls: Gareth Bale’s money men seduce Manchester United

Gareth Bale wants to leave Real Madrid, reports the Sunday Times. The paper says Bale is “angling” for a return to the Premier League. And only Manchester United, Manchester City … (read more)

Posted: 17th, May 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment


Ben Needham: If is the only word as Kerry keeps asking and gypsies are watched

 

Ben Needham is back in the news.

Ben’s mother Kerry has been on the TV in Greece. She’s still hunting for her son who vanished 24 years ago. A new photo is doing … (read more)

Posted: 17th, May 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Juxtaposition fail: Florida Times-Union slaps gun show sticker over shooting story

 

This Friday Florida Times-Union front page features a gun show sticker by a story of a shooting.

Says the paper’s ‘vice president of audience’ Kurt Caywood:
All of us at The Florida Times-Union know that … (read more)

Posted: 16th, May 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Observer Food Monthly exposes cover model’s eating problem

Observer Food Monthly highlights the ‘worst aim ever’:

 

Spotter: @Gary_Bainbridge … (read more)

Posted: 16th, May 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


Westminster Paedos: Tory MP Alexander Victor Edward Paulet Montagu secret sex crimes against children

The Times has news that an MP who abused boy in 1970s let off with a police caution.
A Conservative MP escaped prosecution for child abuse in the 1970s even though he … (read more)

Posted: 16th, May 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews | Comment


Manchester United: Losing David De Gea Shows How Weak The Team Is

 

Manchester United’s David de Gea continues to dither over a new £200,000-a-week contact (well, so says the Times; the same contract is valued at £140,000-a-week in the Daily Mirror).

The Daily Telegraph … (read more)

Posted: 16th, May 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment


Robin Thicke’s mum and dad have sex to his music

 

Sexy times at Chez Thicke, where Robin Thicke’s dad Alan, 68, and wife, Tanya Callau, 40, are talking about their sex lives. News is that when getting down to it they … (read more)

Posted: 16th, May 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Essex police wait 23 days for drugs dealer to use the toilet

In need of a good, long book

 

Public Health England cites Sy Allen, 30, arrested on suspicion of possession with intent to supply class A drugs on … (read more)

Posted: 16th, May 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Intruder ‘looking for teenage girl’ accidentally groped her dad

 

To Dickson, Tennessee, where Corey Huddleston, 52, is charged with aggravated burglary and sexual battery. Huddleston is accused of going to the home of Bret and Elizabeth Cutrell and behaving badly.

He knocked on … (read more)

Posted: 16th, May 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


‘Slick’ Chuka Umunna reinvents himself as indecisive and insecure

When Chuka Umunna annunced his decsiosn to stand as Labour leader, he adressed the electorate with his video:

 

 

Celebrated and attacked for his ‘slickness’, Umanna had announced his ambitions with all the finesse of a … (read more)

Posted: 16th, May 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews | Comment


Cocaine Is For Dopes: Hull City’s Jake Livermore Caught Cheating

Hull City’s Jake Livermore has tested positive for cocaine. Livermore was randomly tested after Hull had beaten Crystal Palace 2-0 on April 25.  His club manager Steve is “devastated”. Livermore, a £8m signing from … (read more)

Posted: 16th, May 2015 | In: Sports | Comment


Liverpool: Steven Gerrard’s hair evolution mapped out in football stickers (photo)

Liverpool gerrard hair

 

There we were, busy painstakingly compiling a season-by-season photographic retrospective appraisal of Steven Gerrard’s 17-year hair portfolio only for the bloody BBC to go and … (read more)

Posted: 15th, May 2015 | In: Liverpool, Sports | Comment


Thom Yorke Not John Terry Is On The Cover Of An Iranian Sex Help Manual

 

You’ve seen Chelsea captain John Terry advertising lung cancer on cigarettes in India.

 

 

You’ve seen Nicolas Cage and Holly Hunter on the cover of a Serbian biology textbook.

 

 

Now you’ve seen Thom Yorke … (read more)

Posted: 14th, May 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment


My life as a Californian sex doll doctor (photos and video)

 

The Real Stories documentary Love Me, Love My Doll features “RealDoll expert” Slade Fiero repairing life-size sex toys.

RealDoll’s take one helluva pounding. And Slade’s job is to go in there and make the … (read more)

Posted: 14th, May 2015 | In: Key Posts, Reviews, The Consumer | Comment


Jart: You can send your mother a fart in a jar

 

You can now spend your money to send farts in a jar – a Jart – through the post. For $10 plus shipping, you can send a crispy, airy, or juicy blow off and a note … (read more)

Posted: 14th, May 2015 | In: The Consumer | Comment


Manchester United: Chris Smalling, a burning hot tub and naked barbecuing

The story is that Manchester United and England’s Chris Smalling’s garden hot tub caught fire. The Sun says Smalling wasn’t at his Bowdon, Altrincham, home at the time. The fire was spotted by a passing police … (read more)

Posted: 13th, May 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment


OAP expelled from nursing home for hiding prostitute under his bed

“Is virtual sex like being virtually dead?”

 

A Philadelphia-area man is looking for a new digs. The 70-something year old – described as one of the “more mobile … (read more)

Posted: 13th, May 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment