These two numbnuts are a cautionary tale about what you sound like when stoned.

Spotter: Death And Taxes … (read more)

It turns out that sex wasn’t invented when your loins first stirred over a copy of the Argos catalgoue. People have been at it … (read more)

Japan has given us some of the world’s weirdest games shows. But it’s excelled itself with Sing What Happens, the show where male contestants try to … (read more)

Once again the Daily Mirror features not a single photograph of Labour Party leader Ed Miliband. For a photo of … (read more)

Jurgen Klopp is heading out of Borussia Dortmund. But where to next for the affable German?

The Daily Express says Manchester City is Klopp’s most likely destination. Why City, who have … (read more)

Will Jade Ruthven, 33, stop posting stories about her kid on Facebook? The Australian first-time mother has received an anonymous letter

The letter says:
“…we are all SO OVER your running commentary of your life … (read more)

Not Raheem Sterling. 3 May 1998: Paul Gascoigne and Paul Merson of Middlesbrough celebrate a return to top flight football after a Nationwide Division One … (read more)

To Jefferson County, Alabama, where police are responding to a call that a man has tried to steal a truck. The vehicle’s owner has chased the would-be thief away. The criminal has run over to … (read more)

Daily Mirror

The Daily Mirror has not a single photograph of Ed Miliband. Not one. You know your man is a vote … (read more)

Lookalike of the day features SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon (right) and TV and panto star ‘Little’ Jimmy Krankie (left).

Spotter: Brendan O’Neill

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Liverpool fans looking to the papers for news of Raheem Sterling will be confused. The Daily Mirror leads its sports section with the news that the Liverpool star is wanted by Arsenal, Chelsea, … (read more)

So. What does happen when you place a hummingbird in a wind tunnel?

Someone put that question to scientists at UC Berkeley. And they set about answering it, seeking to know … (read more)

The Times (prop. Rupert Murdoch) has amazing news: porn and drugs are the Devil’s work. To be a porn enthusiast and drugs taker is to be possessed by Satan. It’s a fact.

Therehas … (read more)

The Sun.

The Sun continues its theme of mocking up Labour Leader … (read more)

Hillary Clinton’s 4040 Page looks like this.

The rest of the site, well, it’s pretty much downhill from there…

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The Daily Raheem Sterling delivers a bumper crop of news and views in the tabloids. Today Sterling coverage reaches peak tabloid as The Liverpool players is all over the Sun’s front … (read more)

Southampton FC’s James Ward-Prowse is the latest Saints player to catch the eye. But Jamie Redknapp knew all about the Premier League player before this season started. As Redknapp tells … (read more)

To Turkey, where Mayor Melih Gökçek of Ankara is being sued by the Turkish Union of Engineers and Architects’ Chambers for investing tax money on a wonderful 20-foot tall robot statue. … (read more)

Westminster paedophiles: a … (read more)

Today the Mirror leads with a photograpah of Labour Party leader Ed Miliband looking even-toned, pert-haired, groomed and steady.

Inside … (read more)

To the Red Hot Buffet World on Deansgate, Manchester, for a story that has the lot.

Ashley Dodds, 29, is with her daughter… Dennon. Dennon is 10. Dennon is with a friend … (read more)