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Daily Mail sexism: Kate Moss’ knees are ‘cursed by Voldemort’, Madonna and Demi Moore wear Satan’s skin

BREAKING NEWS in the Daily Mail: Harry Wallop notes:
BREAKING. Kate Moss’s knees have been ‘cursed by Voldemort’. Daily Mail has the scoop.
 

 

Previously, the Mail has highlighted the aging process on…

Demi Moore…

 

 

Melanie Griffith…

 

 

Madonna…

 

 

 

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Posted: 3rd, December 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Russell Brand V The Sun: The New Era Fourth Estate

Residents from the New Era estate in east London, originally built as affordable housing for local workers, pose for photographs with their supporter British comedian Russell … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, December 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Scared St Paul’s School pupils go about London in disguise

Pupils at St Paul’s School, in Barnes, London, are in disguise:
They are being told to wear hooded tops as they journey to and from the school so they blend in more easily with … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, December 2014 | In: Reviews | Comment


Giraffe Conservation Foundation says giraffe meat is ‘sweet and delicious’

 

As David Baddiel “Slightly unhelpful info from head of Giraffe Conservation Foundation.”

Get your yummy giraffe meat while stocks last!

 

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Posted: 3rd, December 2014 | In: Reviews | Comment


Madeleine McCann Arrests, Clues And Trolls: All The 2014 Front Pages

Madeleine McCann is the story that keeps on spinning. When the innocent child went missing, the voracious media embarked on a feeding frenzy. Kate and Gerry McCann, her parents, were … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, December 2014 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, Reviews | Comments (3)


Mark Kermode’s Reviews As Painfully Honest Film Posters

We love this. Patrick Smith has used BBC Five Live’s film critic Mark Kermode’s bon mots as film poster reviews.

 

 

More here… … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, December 2014 | In: Film | Comment


How To Build An Electric Train On your Kitchen Table

 

 

This is how you build an electric train with magnets, a battery, and a copper coil.

 

Spoter: Twisted Sifter … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, December 2014 | In: Technology | Comment


Shia LaBeouf: Two Witnesses Come Forward To Slam Detective Piers Morgan

Shia LaBeouf alleged he was raped. Piers Morgan mocked him. And now:
Early Sunday morning, two of Shia LaBeouf’s creative collaborators, Nastja Säde Rönkkö and Luke Turner, tweeted some clarifications about the … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, December 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment


109 Women Prosecuted For False Rape In Five Years: But How Many Were Lying?

The ‘campaigners’ say 109 women were prosecuted for false rape claims in five years. The story lacks a key fact.

Sara Laville writes:
On Tuesday, the charity Women Against Rape (War) is taking … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, December 2014 | In: Reviews | Comment


Alois Brunner Is Dead

 

Alois Brunner is dead. Adolf Eichmann’s assistant condmend 128,500 Jews to the Nazi death camps. Brunner led the Central Office for Jewish Emigration in Vienna from 1939 to 1943.

Investigators working for … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, December 2014 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


High Life! Anyone Know How Much Russell Brand’s House Costs?

So. You want to know how much Russell Brand’s house costs:

 

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Posted: 2nd, December 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Westminster Peadophiles: John Allen, Michael John Carroll And Defaming The Dead

Westminster Paedophiles:  a daily look at reporting on the theory that polticans abused children in the 1970s and 1980s.

The Mirror: “Two notorious paedophiles at centre of nationwide network of abusers … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, December 2014 | In: Reviews | Comment


Three Escorts In A Hot Tub Arrested In Row Over Who Earns The Most Money For Sex

To South Carolina, where Spartanburg County Sheriff’s Office has arrested three men in a hot tub:

Deputies said they were called to a home in Boiling Springs at approximately 1:30am on Sunday. Austin Adams, … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, December 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Liverpool Balls: Mario Balotelli Apologises

Mario Balotelli is a good bloke. He’s entertaining. Sure, he posted a stupid picture of ‘Super Mario’ grabbing coin “like a Jew”, but he’s apologised.

 

 

A man who lets of fireworks … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, December 2014 | In: Liverpool, Sports | Comment


Bigots Of Wigan Rejoice: You Can Now Attack Liverpool’s Mario Balotelli For Being A Black Jew

Mario Barwuah Balotelli’s mother is a Jew. She’s the daughter of Holocaust surivors. Yep, Mario is a black Jew. This is great news for racists who are tired to attacking … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, December 2014 | In: Liverpool, Sports | Comment


The Murder Of Zemir Begic: Racism And Mayhem In America

 

Zemir Begic is a name you hear lots more.

Zemir Begic was 32. He’d been married to Arijian for six months.

The St. Louis Post Dispatch explains:

A 32-year-old man was beaten to death … (read more)

Posted: 1st, December 2014 | In: Reviews | Comment


The Silicon Valley Jungle: Life In America’s Largest Homeless Camp

In this March 4, 2014 photo, a man who goes by the name of D cooks lunch from a makeshift tent where he lives in the … (read more)

Posted: 1st, December 2014 | In: Reviews, Technology | Comment


Tony Blair’s Christmas Card: Now Feed Them To The Pigs

Tony Blair and Cherie’s Christmas card is not a paropdy. When Anorak first saw it we thought it had been mocked up by one of the godless anti-faith healers who … (read more)

Posted: 1st, December 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment


Manchester City Balls: You’ll Never Guess Whose Top Of The List To Replace Pelligrini

Who will be the next manager of Manchester City?

City fans might look at Manuel Pelligrini and think, ‘Why change?’ He’s doing well. But the Chielean’s inability to behave badly means … (read more)

Posted: 1st, December 2014 | In: Manchester City, Sports | Comment


Nob The Builder: Sutton Handiman Filmed Masturbating In Client’s Home (Video)

Handimen beware: you are being observed.

A builder with Keepmoat has been captured on CCTV cameras masturbating in a client’s living room while they were at work. Before the bought of onanism, the … (read more)

Posted: 1st, December 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Chelsea Balls: Frank Lampard Wanted To Stay And Wants Manchester City To Win

Jamie Redknapp writes for the Daily Mail. Frank Lampard’s cousin says of Frank Lampard, now with Manchester City:
Who wouldn’t want the greatest goalscoring midfielder in Premier League history in their … (read more)

Posted: 1st, December 2014 | In: Chelsea, Manchester City, Sports | Comment


Crap Advent Calendars: One Direction’s Niall Horan Does A Runny Poo

Much excitement at Anorak Towers are we open the flaps on the first One Direction advent calendar window.

 

 

 

The first flaps are situated on Niall Horan’s backside.

 

 

D’lish.

Five boys one runny cip.

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Posted: 1st, December 2014 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, The Consumer | Comment


Christopher Plummer Is Dead! Now Fill In The Gaps ‘TK’

Did you hear the news that Christopher Plummer is dead?

Plummer, famous for acting in The Sound Of Music and The Girl with the Dragon Tattooius 84.  To obituary writers thart … (read more)

Posted: 1st, December 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Katie Hopkins Gets Her ‘Nob’ Out For The Stereo Kicks

Jobbing internet Aunt Sally, Katie Hopkins, has checked the news cycle and noticed that X Factor boyband range the Stereo Kicks are on the news.

Katie Hopkins pressess ‘f1’ on her kayboard and … (read more)

Posted: 1st, December 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment