Are you worried about the growing menace of the Homosexual-Catholic-Islamic-Satanist-Masonic-Alien conspiracy to promote evolutionism, fornication, pornography, pornography, paedophilia, pop music, alcohol and drugs?

No?

Well … (read more)

See that lone star above the Three Lions crest?

Well, there would be 13 of those beauties, had it not been for one fiendish … (read more)

Or should that be ‘the England squad has embarked upon its iconic journey … (read more)

The skirmishes led to public vilification, and sociologists coined the phrase ‘moral panic’ to … (read more)

The pass bisects the defence and the striker is through on goal… only to sky the ball over the bar.

What is the correct term for the … (read more)

Yes, Manchester United supporters have hailed the arrival of the Moyesiah with a new song: “So Come on David Moyes, Play Like Fergie’s Boys. … (read more)