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Mull It Over – Kate Moss & Pete Split To The Highlands
PETE Doherty and Kate Moss have been arguing.
After so much drugs, drugs and, er drugs, the Star says Kate has told the pop f*ckwit she just wants to be friends.
An … (read more)
Posted: 12th, February 2007 | In: Tabloids | 2 Comments
Hewn From Rocky – Sylvester Stallone’s Clay Jaw
“I FELT as if Rocky has come from our village, he had to fight to win his place in society.”
Rocky is Rocky Balboa, aging fighter returning to the ring for … (read more)
Posted: 12th, February 2007 | In: Tabloids | 0 Comments
Goody Gracious Me – Jade to India; Beckhams Melt & Oscars Bravo
CHELSY Davy wore a blue-and-white long-sleeved tunic dress on Monday.
It was “Blue Monday”, the unhappiest day of the year. But, as the Mail said, if anyone could cope with the … (read more)
Posted: 27th, January 2007 | In: Tabloids | 0 Comments
Fare’s Fair
“Five years ago my daily commute from … (read more)
Posted: 23rd, January 2007 | In: Uncategorized | 0 Comments
Jade Goody – Hoodie
YOU know you’ve made it when…your name is rhyming slag.
So here’s Alan Whicker (knickers) telling the Mail: “Why I hate today’s TV dimwits.”
No mention is made of Big Brother or … (read more)
Posted: 23rd, January 2007 | In: Tabloids | 0 Comments
Big-ot Brother; Prince Harry’s Army; Scrambled Doherty; and Beckham’s Break Down
Having already spotted Prince William’s paramour Kate Middleton … (read more)
Posted: 20th, January 2007 | In: Tabloids | 0 Comments
Britney’s Fantasy Surgery
“BRITNEY – $30,000 PLASTIC SURGERY SHOCKER!”
K-Ferret, Britney would look worse?
Might it have been that hanging around with rat-faced Kevin Federline made Britney look prettier, cleaner, better?
The Enquirer’s front page features … (read more)
Posted: 18th, January 2007 | In: Money | 0 Comments
Golden Globes Floweth Over
Figure of Speech: metaphorical analogy, the comparison of representational imagery. Often a form … (read more)
Posted: 18th, January 2007 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments
Big Brother
So says the Independent’s front page.
Above this legend are two eyes. It’s like that Conservative Party advert of 1997. “NEW LABOUR NEW DANGER” ran the message back then. Tony Blair’s … (read more)
Posted: 15th, January 2007 | In: Uncategorized | 0 Comments
