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Ladies’ Night

‘THURSDAY nights in Torredonjimeno, a town in Andalusia, southern Spain, are reserved for ladies only. The mayor has declared Thursday ladies’ night and says he will fine any man seen … (read more)

Posted: 30th, July 2003 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Chicken Lickin’

‘HAVE you ever seen George Bush’s legs? Julia Rose, a singer and sometime fitness advocate, has. Playing before an audience at a Borders Books & Music store ,Rose said: ‘George … (read more)

Posted: 29th, July 2003 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Hands Off Cameron!

‘DREW Barrymore isn’t the only one who has her eyes on Cameron Diaz. So does Justin Timberlake’s mum.Cameron checks her boobs are still thereThe singer recently took his new girlfriend … (read more)

Posted: 7th, July 2003 | In: Reviews | Comment

Out! Out! Out!

‘READING today’s news that David Beckham has been signed by Real Madrid evokes memories of the last days of Margaret Thatcher’s regime.Putting the pain into Spain Such is the boredom … (read more)

Posted: 18th, June 2003 | In: Back pages | Comment

In England’s Defence

‘WHAT does Australian rugby coach Eddie Jones know about Premier League football? Not very much, it seems.Billy WhizzHe has welcomed the England XV to Australian shores following their historic 15-13 … (read more)

Posted: 17th, June 2003 | In: Back pages | Comment

Guess Who’s Beck

‘AFTER a mercifully brief interlude, during which England played and won a match without him, David Beckham returns to his rightful place on the back pages of the papers this … (read more)

Posted: 13th, June 2003 | In: Back pages | Comment

Love Me Do

‘THIS week’s Enquirer is shaping up into an extravaganza of Brit power. And following the story of the Princess and the actor, we hear of Paul McCartney and his new … (read more)

Posted: 13th, June 2003 | In: Reviews | Comment

Still Rockin’

‘WHICH band has made most appearances on Top Of The Pops? A little trivia question for you, the answer to which is, of course, Status Quo who this evening make … (read more)

Posted: 13th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Tony-tastic!

‘MOST of us suspect that there is more than one Saddam Hussain. The stand-ins pose and posture, while the real deal is out of town, living it up as a … (read more)

Posted: 9th, September 2002 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Knickers!

‘RICHARD, being a financial advisor, always has plenty of money-making ideas up his sleeve. From stealing money off corpses to bludgeoning ex-wives over the head, he’s now moved on to … (read more)

Posted: 6th, September 2002 | In: Strange But True | Comment

What A Pair!

‘BUT there was one wedding in town, and that was the matrimonial joining of ”Baywatch beauty” Yasmine Bleeth and ”Detroit club owner” Paul Cerrito. Yasmine shows off her wedding dressIt … (read more)

Posted: 5th, September 2002 | In: Reviews | Comment

It’s The Pitts

‘THE celebrity guests just keep on coming in this series of Friends. In tonight’s episode, the cosy gang is celebrating that all-American holiday, Thanksgiving, and Monica has invited one of … (read more)

Posted: 30th, August 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Bam Ham Slam – Thank You, Ma’am

‘BRAD should take a leaf out of Sly Stallone’s book – now there’s a guy who knows how to please a woman.Sensitive, articulate, refinedWhen not beating his meat in an … (read more)

Posted: 30th, August 2002 | In: Reviews | Comment

This Year’s Black

‘REMEMBER when brown was the new black and stand-up comedy was the new rock ‘n’ roll? Some people thought Charles was a little artificialIf you do, you’ll probably also remember … (read more)

Posted: 30th, August 2002 | In: Broadsheets | Comment

Another Day, Another Woman

‘FOR those of you who keep track of this sort of thing, it has been 17 days, eight hours, 44 minutes and 19 seconds since Darren Day last got engaged. … (read more)

Posted: 30th, August 2002 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Fish And (Computer) Chips

‘GEORGE Bush may have been accused of lazy thinking when it comes to drawing comparisons between his situation and that which faced Winston Churchill, but it can’t be any lazier … (read more)

Posted: 29th, August 2002 | In: Broadsheets | Comment

Now You See Him, Now You Don’t

‘JIMMY Floyd Hasselbaink’s two English employers – Leeds and Chelsea – can at least content themselves with the knowledge that they have seen more of the Dutch striker than any … (read more)

Posted: 27th, August 2002 | In: Back pages | Comment

It’s Not So Grim Oop North

‘MORE evidence that the world is not as it should be is found in the Mail, where the nation’s one remaining Z-list celeb tells us all about it in her … (read more)

Posted: 27th, August 2002 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Daddy’s Girl

‘THE KING of Pop was once married to Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of the King of Rock. Nic battles pre-wedding jitters in his special wedding jumpsuitExactly what went on in … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, August 2002 | In: Reviews | Comment

Young, Free And Filthy

‘ONE OF the more intriguing aspects of the court case featuring the Chelsea and Wimbledon footballers, which concluded yesterday with a good result for the lads, was a subtle distinction … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, August 2002 | In: Broadsheets | Comment

Gittin’ Down With The Bitches

”’HEY JOE, where you goin’ with that gun in your hand? He-e-ey Joe, where you goin’ with that gun in your hand? I’m goin’ down to shoot them foxes, you … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, August 2002 | In: Broadsheets | Comment

Bowls: A Nation’s Shame

‘WITH PARANOIA rampant concerning the safety of children, the Times publishes a worrying story about 10-year-old James Price, who spends all his spare time ”playing bowls” with men many years … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, August 2002 | In: Broadsheets | Comment

School’s Out – Of Fashion

‘WHEN you’re destined to be a footballing legend, there’s probably not much point in studying, which explains why David Beckham is in need of professional help with his autobiography. ”Je … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, August 2002 | In: Broadsheets | Comment

Job Done!

‘MORE evidence that Britain’s men may not be quite as coy as our American friends would have us believe. The Star reports that Subbuteo, the table football people, are to … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, August 2002 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Can’t Reed, Can’t Rite

‘WHILE Anastasia Fedotova enrols on a crash course in juggling, or learns whatever skills might help her get into Oxford, the Independent looks at the 40,000 pupils who will leave … (read more)

Posted: 20th, August 2002 | In: Broadsheets | Comment

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