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Watch The Most Complained About Thing On TV In 2013

IF you want complaints, who should you go after? The working classes? No. They can take a joke and besides, they know corporations don’t listen to them at all.

Maybe the … (read more)

Posted: 17th, December 2013 | In: TV & Radio | 1 Comment

FIFA Ban Josip Simunic From World Cup For Being Racist

FIFA have long promised to get tough on racism and for the most part, failed miserably. However, things appear to be changing for the better as Croatian international Josip Simunic has … (read more)

Posted: 16th, December 2013 | In: Sports | 5 Comments

Top 5 Sign Language Moments That Don’t Involve Nelson Mandela

 

AFTER a man, stood onstage at Nelson Mandela’s memorial waving his arms around wildly, making up sign language as he went along, leaving deaf South Africans wondering if they were … (read more)

Posted: 14th, December 2013 | In: Key Posts, Reviews, TV & Radio | 0 Comments

Copyright Treasure Trove: Fans Of 60s Music – A Goldmine Awaits You

THE news that rare Beatles recordings are being released on iTunes next week, all 59 tracks of it! Recordings from ’63 will be unleashed on the world, but weirdly, without the … (read more)

Posted: 14th, December 2013 | In: Music, Reviews | 0 Comments

Spotify Launch Free Music Service For Mobiles

SPOTIFY are going allow users to pick specific songs for streaming on their mobiles as of next week in a new free service.

The Wall Street Journal have reported rumours of … (read more)

Posted: 13th, December 2013 | In: Music, Reviews, The Consumer | 1 Comment

Games Publishers Stick Up For Fans Against The Internet

THERE are a lot of companies who still don’t understand the value of fan-made tributes to their products. Prince takes all his stuff off YouTube as soon as he can … (read more)

Posted: 13th, December 2013 | In: Reviews, Technology, The Consumer | 0 Comments

Watch The Top 10 Twitter Spikes Of 2013

 

THE Football Association are very disappointed that numbers of people taking up football are dwindling. It seems less kids want to run around in dreadful weather, getting lumps kicked out … (read more)

Posted: 12th, December 2013 | In: Reviews, Sports, Technology | 0 Comments

‘Snuggle House’ Gets Closed Because Everyone Thought It Was Filled With Prostitutes

HAVE you heard of the unique business is Wisconsin called Snuggle House? Chances are, you haven’t. The idea behind the place was to offer snuggles to anyone who wanted one. … (read more)

Posted: 12th, December 2013 | In: Money, Reviews, The Consumer | 0 Comments

At Last! Lie Detectors In Santa’s Grotto

FOR years, lying little swine have got away with lying to Santa, saying they’ve been good all year when in fact, their school reports say something very different.

At long last, … (read more)

Posted: 11th, December 2013 | In: Reviews, Strange But True, The Consumer | 0 Comments

Top 10 Overpaid Hollywood Actors

 

MAKING films is a risky business. Why should anyone listen to your stupid story? To convince people, you need someone famous to sell it because, for whatever reason, we trust … (read more)

Posted: 10th, December 2013 | In: Celebrities, Film | 0 Comments

Watch In Awe As Kanye West Shows You How To Remove A Heckler

LATELY, Kanye West has been making some bold claims as well as talking a lot of sense. Of course, most people look at him like he’s just some dumb rapper … (read more)

Posted: 10th, December 2013 | In: Celebrities, Music | 0 Comments

BBC Defends Mandela Coverage Against 1,000 Loons Who Complained About It

IT is only when important figures die that you start to reflect and realise what you had before your eyes all this time. In Nelson Mandela, we had a Martin … (read more)

Posted: 9th, December 2013 | In: Politicians, Reviews, TV & Radio | 4 Comments

NSA Are Spying On Gamers Too

THE National Security Agency have sent their grotty little tentacles into every corner of the globe, spying on us all in a bid to reassure us all that they’re fighting off … (read more)

Posted: 9th, December 2013 | In: Reviews, Technology | 0 Comments

When World Cup Draws Go Bad – In 1982 Football Was A Tatty Affair

 

THE World Cup is a glamorous, slick affair these days… but that wasn’t always the case. Back in 1982, the World Cup draw was an absolute shambles.

The draw for the … (read more)

Posted: 6th, December 2013 | In: Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments

Kooky Wedding Video #305,389: Is This The Best Or Worst Ever?

AMERICANS, and no-one else on Earth, have decided to turn their weddings into blockbusting events, with people recreating the Dirty Dancing movie, doing the dance from Thriller and generally spoiling … (read more)

Posted: 5th, December 2013 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments

The 8 Most Terrible Things We’ve Learned About Nigella Lawson

 

HUGE swathes of the press are incredibly excited about the Nigella Lawson court case because they’re getting loads of juicy information on her private life without having to rummage around … (read more)

Posted: 5th, December 2013 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Reviews | 1 Comment

Watch A Terrifying Amount Of Geese Nearly Fly Into Some Cackling Humans

YOU’VE heard of Sharknado? Well, how about a Geesenami? That’s right. Someone caught, on camera rather than ‘by hand’, hundreds and hundreds of geese in flight.

Of course, this sounds a … (read more)

Posted: 5th, December 2013 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments

Manchester United Balls:Paul Scholes – 40 Years Old and Still Got Goals

 

PAUL Scholes misses the old days when he used to amble about on a football pitch, scoring some goals and scything other humans down who wanted to have a go … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, December 2013 | In: Sports | 0 Comments

And The Award For Most Baffling Letter To Santa Goes To…

SANTA is a busy man. First off, he has to get a load of occasional staff for the grotto, just like the Post Office do. He’s probably working them harder … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, December 2013 | In: Reviews, The Consumer | 0 Comments

Sriracha Factory Photos: Worldwide Panic As Hot Sauce Apocalypse Nears

YOU may think this trivial, but there’s worrying times ahead for humankind as a judge as valued human suffering over Sriracha – the most wonderful hot sauce in the universe. … (read more)

Posted: 29th, November 2013 | In: Reviews, The Consumer | 0 Comments

Cheryl Cole Wins Money For Doing No X Factor work

 

CELEBRITIES live in a wonderfully weird world. Look at Cheryl Cole for example, who just got a load of money for not doing any work. She’s won a payout from … (read more)

Posted: 29th, November 2013 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | 1 Comment

Watch An Exploding Sperm Whale And Puke

JUST eaten? Just about to eat? Thinking about eating ever again? You might not want to watch this lovely video of an exploding animal corpse.

Yesiree, we have a delightful reel … (read more)

Posted: 27th, November 2013 | In: Reviews | 1 Comment

BBC Take Note – No News Should Feature Snow Photos

WE’VE seen them a million times – infuriatingly dull photographs of the weather. Sunrises, rainbows, a bit of rain, some clouds… they’re all stars of boring snaps. However, there’s one … (read more)

Posted: 27th, November 2013 | In: Reviews | 1 Comment

Brits Are Most Adventurous Lovers, Says Sex Survey

THINK of some sexy people. The Swedes – they’re notoriously comfortable with their bodies, if soft pornography taught us anything. The Germans too. Seen how small their Speedos get? Or … (read more)

Posted: 26th, November 2013 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments

Man Swaps His Testicle For A Nissan 370

HOW much do your balls mean to you? Or indeed, do you sleep with a ball-having partner and have grown rather fond of them? Well, thank the stars you’re not … (read more)

Posted: 26th, November 2013 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 1 Comment

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