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Oh No! Major Character From Family Guy Gets Killed Off!

SPOILERS. Sorry, the first word of this article was so blunt, but there’s people out there who are so feeble, so jumpy, so gawpingly pathetic that they need to be … (read more)

Posted: 25th, November 2013 | In: TV & Radio | 0 Comments

Gary Barlow Finds Twitter Q&A Session Rather Taxing

SINCE Take That hung up their microphones after their last tour, Gary Barlow has kept himself busy by starring on TV as an X Factor judge. He’s also recorded a … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, November 2013 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

James Arthur Cancels All Engagements Thanks To ‘Exhaustion’, Which No-one Believes

HAHAHAHA! Yeah, right!

That’s the general consensus which met the statement that James Arthur is cancelling all his engagements after being diagnosed with acute exhaustion.

In this case, ‘acute exhaustion’ seems to … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, November 2013 | In: Celebrities, Reviews | 0 Comments

Daniel Radcliffe Says Celebs Can’t Expect Privacy If They Go On Twitter

THANKS to Daniel Radcliffe, we’ve just finished rummaging around Rihanna and Limmy’s bins because, because he just gave everyone permission to be a nosy parker. He said that celebrities using social media … (read more)

Posted: 21st, November 2013 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

Justin Bieber: ‘I Don’t Give a F*ck’

MANY have waited for Justin Bieber to go a bit mental. When he first came out, he was too saccharine. He was just too sweet. Then, when his balls decided … (read more)

Posted: 20th, November 2013 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

The Best Players Who Might Not Be At The 2014 World Cup

AS some of you will know, it is the playoffs for the World Cup tonight and it is all very exciting. However, there’s some huge teams in the playoffs, meaning … (read more)

Posted: 19th, November 2013 | In: Sports | 0 Comments

Watsky’s 30ft Stage Dive Goes Wrong… Wanna See The Video?

MUSICIANS are adorable aren’t they? They’re never too bright and they get silly ideas and see them through without thinking about it. Look at Johnny Borrell’s entire career. Look at … (read more)

Posted: 18th, November 2013 | In: Music, Reviews | 0 Comments

Noel Edmonds And More Ungodly Horrors: When Radio DJs Invaded The Pop Charts

YOU may or may not be aware, Noel Edmonds is making his way to the pop charts with an unlikely appearance in a dance track (warning, it is rather abrasive).

You … (read more)

Posted: 18th, November 2013 | In: Flashback, Key Posts, Music | 0 Comments

Newcastle United: Steven Taylor Does A Massively Racist Tweet

NEWCASTLE United’s Steven Taylor dropped a howler on Twitter today, basically being a ’70s racist, just shy of talking about golliwogs and wondering whether or not to say “some of … (read more)

Posted: 18th, November 2013 | In: Sports | 0 Comments

Dayna Morales: Waitress Denied Tip For Being Gay – Internet Goes Crazy And Lovely

UPDATE:   A husband and wife tell NBC 4 New York they did leave a tip. They say they have a credit card statement as proof. The tip was a generous $18. … (read more)

Posted: 15th, November 2013 | In: Money, Reviews, Strange But True, The Consumer | 1 Comment

The Thieving Middle-Class And The World-Wide Goats Cheese Shortage

IN times of austerity, things get tough for people… and no-one suffers more than the middle classes. Stores throughout Britain are reporting a new type of problem – middle class theft … (read more)

Posted: 15th, November 2013 | In: Money, Reviews | 0 Comments

Christmas Is Spoiled By Opulence Says Archbishop Welby (Dressed In Golden Robes)

JUSTIN Welby, the Archbishop of Canterbury, has said that people are making themselves “miserable” at Christmas and potentially damaging their relationships because of their penchant for buying expensive presents and leaving … (read more)

Posted: 15th, November 2013 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments

Let Us Look At Andy Kaufman’s Best, While He Fakes His Death

ACCORDING to the brother of comedy legend, Andy Kaufman, the star faked his own death in 1984 and is still alive. Appearing at an award show named in Andy’s honour, … (read more)

Posted: 15th, November 2013 | In: Celebrities, Flashback, Reviews | 0 Comments

Arsenal fan now homeless thanks to Man United bet

FOOTBALL does wonderfully peculiar things to people. Human adults wear suits to play finals of matches on computer games while others will name their children after entire teams from the … (read more)

Posted: 15th, November 2013 | In: Arsenal, manchester united, Reviews, Sports | 0 Comments

Why Have The Tories Been Hiding All Their Speeches Under Their Beds?

ONCE, politicians were thrilled with their speeches. They’d be written down and shared and MPs would pat themselves on the back, all the way to the House of Lords.

However, the … (read more)

Posted: 13th, November 2013 | In: Politicians, Reviews | 0 Comments

Roberto Di Matteo Still Being Paid Daft Amounts Of Money By Chelsea

LIKE feeling depressed? Money a bit tight and worried about Christmas? Well, check this – Roberto Di Matteo is still being paid £130,000-a-week by Chelsea.

The Italian was sacked by Chelsea 12 … (read more)

Posted: 13th, November 2013 | In: Sports | 0 Comments

Top 10 Mike Tyson KOs (Possibly Done On Drugs)

IRON Mike Tyson has admitted in his autobiography that he was on all manner of drugs during some of his fights and even used a fake penis to fool dope … (read more)

Posted: 13th, November 2013 | In: Key Posts, Sports | 0 Comments

Sacha Baron Cohen Kills Elderly Lady During Acceptance Speech

AT this year’s  British Academy of Film and Television Arts’ (BAFTA) Britannia Awards in Los Angeles, Sacha Baron Cohen was awarded some kind of gong for being brave and, presumably, funny.

However, … (read more)

Posted: 11th, November 2013 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

‘Sweetie’ Is After You Paedos

ARE you a paedophile? Stop it and put it away. If you want to have sex with a child, then perhaps you should re-invent The Krankies. If not, you’ll be … (read more)

Posted: 11th, November 2013 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments

Ryanair’s Michael O’Leary In Quotes

RYANAIR chief executive Michael O’Leary is man known for opening his mouth and letting absolutely anything fall out of it. He’s in the papers today saying that burkas should be banned … (read more)

Posted: 8th, November 2013 | In: Money, Reviews | 0 Comments

The 11 Best Football Red Cards

PEOPLE say that a red card can spoil a decent game of football. Nonsense. It adds a layer of wonderful jeopardy into proceedings and, more to the point, sometimes they’re … (read more)

Posted: 8th, November 2013 | In: Key Posts, Sports | 0 Comments

What’s All This About A Brazilian Prostitute Filming Justin Bieber While He Sleeps?

DANCING foetus, Justin Bieber, has been trying his darnedest to be a man in recent years, spitting off balconies, giving fruity hand gestures to paps and generally throwing wobblers all … (read more)

Posted: 7th, November 2013 | In: Celebrities, Music | 0 Comments

Silk Road Rises From The Grave So Let’s Buy All The Drugs!

WHEN the FBI closed down dodgy website, Silk Road, they probably thought their work was done. However, this is the internet and people have a habit of not going away.

Five … (read more)

Posted: 7th, November 2013 | In: Reviews, The Consumer | 1 Comment

Dizzee Rascal Goes Nutso Against Radio 1

Dizzee Rascal is a loveable scamp isn’t he? He went from grime king to the molly court jester who appeared on Newsnight saying he wouldn’t mind being Prime Minister.

He probably … (read more)

Posted: 6th, November 2013 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | 0 Comments

Michelle Pfeiffer And The Tale Of Her Mental Times In A Cult

REMEMBER when Michelle Pfeiffer lived on nothing but sunlight. No food, no water, no nothing that wasn’t sunlight? You don’t, but she certainly does as she was in a completely … (read more)

Posted: 6th, November 2013 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

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