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A bear walks into a bar… (video)

WE’VE all the joke that starts with ‘a horse walks into a bar…’, but what about a bear? Well, this is no joke as, over in Colorado, CCTV cameras caught a … (read more)

Posted: 8th, August 2013 | In: Strange But True | 0 Comments

Man comes up with fabulous excuse for being with a prostitute

IMAGINE, for a minute, you’re caught with a prostitute. You suddenly need an excuse and your brain kicks into gear. What would you say? ‘Actually, I’m conducting a questionnaire about … (read more)

Posted: 8th, August 2013 | In: Strange But True | 0 Comments

Monty Panesar: Bothers women and urinates on bouncers

CRICKETERS are nice aren’t they? Not like those awful footballers with their grotesque wealth, dreadful taste in cars and super-injunctions. They play sports in their sweaters and take breaks for … (read more)

Posted: 7th, August 2013 | In: Sports | 1 Comment

News anchor wears tampons for earrings

REMEMBER when Texas became the most stupid place on Earth after they decided they wanted to make women’s minds up for them concerning their wombs, and then, as further idiocy, … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, August 2013 | In: Strange But True, TV & Radio | 0 Comments

Fire service announce weirdest things they’ve have to free idiots from

IT is hard enough, being a fireman/woman/person. You’ve got to breathe in loads of acrid smoke while your scalp melts, pulling humans out of infernos while fire cooks your marrow.

Add … (read more)

Posted: 30th, July 2013 | In: Strange But True | 0 Comments

Girl asks 100 guys for sex… what do you think happens?

THERE’S a common line of thinking that suggests that men catcall women because they’d be totally up for a request for sex from a nice lady.

Well, there’s a video of … (read more)

Posted: 30th, July 2013 | In: Strange But True | 3 Comments

Bad loser shows slot machines what he thinks with an axe

YOU think you’re a bad loser? Think you’re ratty in the heatwave? You’ve got nothing on the man who decided to go nutso with an axe on a load of slot … (read more)

Posted: 26th, July 2013 | In: Reviews | 2 Comments

Granny batters burglars with Guitar Hero controller

A GRANDMOTHER fended off three armed- ARMED – intruders using the best weapon money can buy –  a Guitar Hero controller!

Melinda Walker – whose home had been broken into numerous times … (read more)

Posted: 26th, July 2013 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments

Man who isn’t Keef Richards thinks human ashes are cocaine

SOME bright spark has nearly ended up tooting a whole dead human up their nose after they stole human ashes, thinking they were cocaine.

William Cantrell (no relation to Blu) took an … (read more)

Posted: 26th, July 2013 | In: Strange But True | 0 Comments

Teacher sacked for saving all the children’s lives

A DAYCARE teacher has been sacked from her job after putting out a fire, potentially saving everyone’s lives. That’s lousy isn’t it?

Michelle Hammack smelled smoke coming from the kitchen of … (read more)

Posted: 24th, July 2013 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments

Homecoming Queen wants Nirvana in campaign video… just one problem

YOU know how Kurt Cobain famously killed himself and joined the infamous ’27 Club’ back in the ’90s? Well, one poor cheerleader missed the memo.

From Virginia, the cheerleader – running … (read more)

Posted: 24th, July 2013 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

Classic movies sing Ice Ice Baby

LIKE classic movies? Like Vanilla Ice’s Ice Ice Baby? Of course you do. You’re not an idiot.

Well, how about both at the same time, with a fun mashup which gets … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, July 2013 | In: Film, Music | 0 Comments

Watch as explosion goes off live in newsroom!

ITV and Sky are determined to make explosive news, however, neither hold a candle to KIII-TV in Texas.

Live on-air, three KIII-TV news anchors were left pie-eyed and pooing it after … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, July 2013 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments

Carly Rae Jepsen throws worst baseball pitch, like, EVER

REGULARLY, people unfairly chide women for their inability to throw, however, popstar Carly Rae Jepsen have gone and thrown a ball so badly that it might keep bozos in jokes for … (read more)

Posted: 18th, July 2013 | In: Celebrities, Sports | 0 Comments

Hebden Bridge couple freed from sexy times by Fire Brigade

TWO ladies were having a lovely time in Hebden Bridge. Now, that doesn’t sound remarkable, but these ladies were having some sexy times which involved handcuffs. Again, not remarkable, until … (read more)

Posted: 18th, July 2013 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments

Want to see a bee give a pub drinker a high five – here you go

IF you wanted official confirmation of the British summer, then look no further than the fact that bees have started giving high-fives to shrieking, drunk humans.

Now, this may sound like … (read more)

Posted: 18th, July 2013 | In: Strange But True | 0 Comments

The Chinese police don’t fight crime – they fight each other (video)

TWO traffic cops in China decided that directing cars wasn’t for them, as they preferred to direct their fists toward each other in the middle of the street.

Luckily, someone was … (read more)

Posted: 18th, July 2013 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments

Man catches baseball thrown from helicopter flying 1,050ft above him

CATCHING a ball? How hard is that? Well, if it is a ball thrown from a helicopter, then it is stupidly hard. However, one plucky fella has done exactly that!

Zack … (read more)

Posted: 16th, July 2013 | In: Sports | 1 Comment

We have a new Jesus and he’s Australian

RELIGION isn’t too good at providing answers, but has excellent architecture. Alas, it also attracts a fair few people who are mental, making them a laughing stock.

And so, to Alan … (read more)

Posted: 16th, July 2013 | In: Strange But True | 1 Comment

Railway Children gets first complaint in 42 years

WE all like complaining, but would you moan about something that is 42 years old? The British Board of Film Classification (BBFC) has received its first ever complaint for The Railway … (read more)

Posted: 16th, July 2013 | In: Film | 0 Comments

Top 10 weird visa applications

APPLYING for visas is a pain, but imagine actually having to process them and the weird reasons people give! Thankfully, someone has compiled the top ten strangest visa applications.

One fella from … (read more)

Posted: 15th, July 2013 | In: Reviews, The Consumer | 1 Comment

Fox News reporter throws basketball in toddler’s face

FOX News reporters are all dreadful and are probably secret Illuminati lizards or something, so it should come as no surprise that one such anchor made an infant cry, live … (read more)

Posted: 12th, July 2013 | In: Sports, TV & Radio | 0 Comments

Fugitive caught after tweeting ‘catch me if you can’ (cough PRISM)

IMAGINE being a cocky criminal and going on the running, taunting authorities via Twitter yelling: “Catch me if you can!” Only one thing was ever going to happen wasn’t it?

You’re … (read more)

Posted: 10th, July 2013 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments

Flat blown apart by rhubarb chutney

IMAGINE your house had just blown up. You’d instantly appear exciting and brave to all your pals. However, what happens if your flat was blown up by a boring jar of … (read more)

Posted: 10th, July 2013 | In: Strange But True | 0 Comments

All hail the Wife Carrying Championships!

IN Finland, they’ve clearly got the same bizarre approach to boredom that us Brits have. While we nearly kill ourselves chasing cheese down a hill or trying to throw boots … (read more)

Posted: 9th, July 2013 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | 0 Comments

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