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Russian bus driver nicknamed ‘The Punisher’ for ramming into cars [VIDEO]

DRIVING is an infuriating pastime at the best of times, with jams, woefully under-maintained roads and worst of all, other drivers. Those swine tailgate you, beep, swear, swerve and cut … (read more)

Posted: 12th, March 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Teacher lets toddlers drink her blood

ONE of the worst things to happen to teaching is the film Dead Poet’s Society. They’ve all watched it and tried to work out how to be groovily different and engage … (read more)

Posted: 11th, March 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Pupils not allowed on Welsh bus without proof of believing in Jesus: no Muslims, Jews and Jedis allowed

RELIGION isn’t inherently bad. It is, however, filled with bad representatives and too much middle management. If you’ve read the Bible, you’ll see that Jesus thought the same. Alas, no … (read more)

Posted: 11th, March 2013 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)

Gun drawn in Jordan’s parliament (Video)

SCRAPS in overseas parliaments are much, much better than the ones we have in England. You see politicians knocking each other out, jumping on desks and shouting ’til their veins … (read more)

Posted: 8th, March 2013 | In: Politicians | Comment

Woman hides loaded gun in vagina

WHERE is the best place to hide a gun? If you’re the woman from Ada, Oklahoma, then you would’ve thought the best place to secrete a firearm would be inside your … (read more)

Posted: 8th, March 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comments (3)

Man United fan calls 999 after Nani sending-off (Arsenal fans might laugh)

MANCHESTER United fans are a special breed aren’t they? 99% of them are glory hunters who claim not to be glory hunters through some spurious reason or other like, “my … (read more)

Posted: 7th, March 2013 | In: Sports | Comment

Russell Crowe has filmed a real UFO outside his office in Woolloomooloo (and fruit bats)

IF we’re being honest with ourselves, actors seem a bit mental don’t they? They don’t work very often and they’re the most paranoid people on Earth. Their imaginations run wild … (read more)

Posted: 6th, March 2013 | In: Celebrities, Strange But True | Comment

Car thief identified after being on X Factor

GETTING away with a crime is hard enough at the best of times, but if you’ve been on television, chances are someone will find it very easy to spot you.

And … (read more)

Posted: 6th, March 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment

Justin Bieber: The birth of the Super Brat

FOR some time now, Justin Bieber has been an arsehole. He’s flipped the bird at photographers, implied that women deserved to be raped, vomited on-stage, been accused of being unfaithful … (read more)

Posted: 5th, March 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Indian motorcyclist women are much, much harder than you

PEOPLE who ride motorbikes think they’re pretty tough, waddling around in their leather romper suits and Street Hawk crash helmets, doing 23mph down the road with ‘Born To Be Wild’ … (read more)

Posted: 5th, March 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Scientists disprove ‘beer goggles’, which means you must like kissing ugly people

BEER has been helping ugly people to get laid for years, according to the novelty t-shirt, which may be true, only in that it can lower people’s inhibitions. However, for … (read more)

Posted: 4th, March 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

The greatest rope-swing in the whole world (Video)

EXAGGERATION is key when telling people about the rope-swings of your youth. Of course, some of us did indeed have perilous fun on ropey death-traps, with a variety of injury … (read more)

Posted: 4th, March 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment

Man swallowed whole by dreadful sinkhole

NATURE has a way of showing mankind just who is boss. Throw all the detritus in the sea and it’ll slap you with a flood. Christ knows what must of … (read more)

Posted: 1st, March 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Woman complains about racist dog

GETTING bitten by a dog is no fun (yet, those mad berks who work for the police actively run across fields, taunting attack-dogs to have a go at their arms!), … (read more)

Posted: 28th, February 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)

Harry Styles: Not the first popstar to be hit with something on stage (video round-up)

RECENTLY, Harry Styles of One Direction, was pelted in the wang by a stray shoe, thrown from his beloved audience. This writer himself has thrown an errant trainer at The … (read more)

Posted: 28th, February 2013 | In: Key Posts, Music | Comment (1)

CCTV catches naked man, locked out of room and dealing with unhelpful humans (video)

CCTV cameras have caught a toe-curlingly amusing moment when one unlucky pup found himself locked outside of him hotel room with no clothes on. That’s zero clothes. Naked as the … (read more)

Posted: 27th, February 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

The sweetest CV in the world is printed on a Nestlé Crunch bar

INVENTIVE jobseeker, Nick Begley, was getting pretty hacked off with not finding a job, and so, he decided to get creative with his CV. No, he didn’t pretend he’d gone … (read more)

Posted: 27th, February 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment

Rihanna isn’t ‘authentic’ according to thunderously drab indie band

YOU’VE heard the same arguments against pop music time and time again, never once getting any more original, witty or incisive – ‘pop music isn’t real music’. Usually, these gripes … (read more)

Posted: 27th, February 2013 | In: Music | Comment

Ghost steals woman’s CV and clothes

LIFE is hard enough just dealing with humans, their offspring and their pets. Imagine then, if things from other realms started mucking about with us!

That’s what one lady has told … (read more)

Posted: 27th, February 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Fancy eating a baby’s head for £35?

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HOW much do you like babies? Could you eat a whole one? Well, if you fancy, you can buy an edible white chocolate baby head, which is terrifyingly realistic, created … (read more)

Posted: 26th, February 2013 | In: The Consumer | Comment

Prime Minister gets a good look at presenter’s vagina (video)

WHAT is a person supposed to do when someone is flashing their genitals around eh? Do you politely look away, or do you shriek and point? What most of us … (read more)

Posted: 26th, February 2013 | In: Politicians | Comment

Bee Gees And Michael Jackson Collaboration Caught On Video

FACE it – The Bee Gees are one of the greatest groups to ever cut a record ever. Their back catalogue is simply astonishing, running through psychedelia, concept albums, disco, … (read more)

Posted: 26th, February 2013 | In: Music | Comment (1)

Crufts to feature disgusting mongrels

CRUFTS, like Hitler, always believed in pure breeds, showcasing the finest in incestuous hound relationships and making them scampered around before an audience that smelled of Brut, hairspray and wax-jackets. … (read more)

Posted: 26th, February 2013 | In: Reviews | Comment

Rabbits invade airport as animals continue quest to rule Earth

AGAIN, the Anorak stands alone as the only publication willing to tell you the truth about animals and their dead-eyed quest to overthrow mankind. You’ve read Animal Farm (nothing to … (read more)

Posted: 26th, February 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)

Google Maps grasses up man cheating on fiance

THE internet has done wonders for people’s sex lives, enabling them to flirt more confidently and meet other people without having to brave a bar filled with stouty burps first. … (read more)

Posted: 26th, February 2013 | In: Strange But True, Technology | Comment

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