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Margaret Thatcher’s family decline red carpet of Iron Lady

THE new Meryl Streep flick about Margaret Thatcher – Iron Lady – is almost certainly going to ruffle some feathers, not least with Thatcher’s own family who have rejected an … (read more)

Posted: 4th, January 2012 | In: Film | 1 Comment

Lady GaGa is a Satan worshipper! Quite possibly!

BLOOD! Imagine it! Imagine it in a bath! Terrible eh? Now, it appears that Lady GaGa had a bath filled with blood in a London hotel for some reason. That … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, January 2012 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

Rupert Murdoch shows Twitter support to anti-gay marriage Rick Santorum

TWITTER has gained a Rick Santorum fan named Rupert Murdoch, leaving many to deduce that he’s going to try and buy it. Yeah. He did an incredible job with MySpace didn’t he?

Either … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, January 2012 | In: Politicians | 1 Comment

Billy Corgan: Wrestler And Tea Room Opener

CLEARLY out of musical ideas, Billy Corgan has forgotten all about that whole Smashing Pumpkins thing and decided to branch out a little.

So what’s he up to? Painting? All musicians … (read more)

Posted: 30th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

Punchy Chris Brown back with Rihanna? Surely not!

REMEMBER when everyone was thoroughly disgusted with Chris Brown’s using Rihanna as a punchbag? That was a pretty lousy celebrity story to read wasn’t it?

Of course, Team Breezy (the ridiculous … (read more)

Posted: 30th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | 1 Comment

African Bull Frog owns Ant Crusher and pwns owner

Seen the video of the African Bull Frog playing Ant Crusher?

TEENAGERS have the weirdest pets.They buy snakes and tarantulas and the like, because ostensibly, they don’t have a personality. An … (read more)

Posted: 29th, December 2011 | In: Strange But True | 0 Comments

Sinead O’Connor wants three men and some skins please

MARRIAGE is, quite obviously, not a serious vow for Sinead O’Connor. She split with one husband back in April and then, just before Christmas, got married for 16 days and … (read more)

Posted: 29th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

Victoria’s Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio is pregnant, okay? (Photos)

WHEN famous, attractive people like Victoria’s Secret Alessandra Ambrosio get pregnant, we’re all supposed to be thrilled for them. It’s a good thing to let them think that this is the case … (read more)

Posted: 28th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

Taylor Lautner is massively not gay

GAYS! Sadly for you, it appears that Taylor Lautner is not down with the Wang Clan, despite the “out and proud” cover of People magazine which circulated around various social … (read more)

Posted: 28th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

Kutcher begs Demi to let him have Christmas dinner at hers because he can’t work an oven

CAUGHT with his pants down on his wedding anniversary, you can imagine that Ashton Kutcher wasn’t that surprised Demi Moore promptly went about divorcing his famous arse. However, a little … (read more)

Posted: 24th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

Kirsten Dunst and the Christmas Restraining Order!

IMAGINE stalking someone who isn’t that famous. How sad would you have to be to follow the every move of someone who hasn’t really done anything good with their lives? … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

Kardashian family unhappy about sweatshops which might be making their stuff

WHAT would you get a member of the Kardashian family for Christmas? Obviously, they’ve got the money to buy anything they want in the whole world, including you probably.

Well, how … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

Mournfully fold your best knickers away: Justin Timberlake is engaged to Jessica Biel

YOU may well fancy the very pants off Justin Timberlake and, as well you might. He’s obviously talented, charming, self-deprecating and – if rumours are to be believed – in … (read more)

Posted: 21st, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

Bill Murray defecates on Ghostbusters 3 script

WHAT does Bill Murray think of Ghostbusters? What is Ghostbusters? Sadly, it’s not a film about the ample bosom of sexy female spectres, but rather (as you damn well know) … (read more)

Posted: 21st, December 2011 | In: Film | 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian admits marriage mistake at long last

KIM Kardashian, star of the Kim Kardashian & Ko 3D Christmas card, admits marriage was a mistake.

MARRIAGE! What a beautiful, rare and precious thing, right? Well, apart from the fact … (read more)

Posted: 20th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

America hates Steve Jones on X Factor

AMERICA is a notoriously difficult nut to crack and, if Robbie Williams couldn’t do it, then Steve Jones certainly can’t in his tenure as The X Factor USA role.

When the … (read more)

Posted: 20th, December 2011 | In: TV & Radio | 0 Comments

Father Christmas doesn’t exist says unreal Justin Bieber

SEEING as Justin Bieber’s fans are all roughly the same age as a mayfly, you’d think he’d be willing to keep the magic of Christmas in their hearts so him … (read more)

Posted: 19th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

Little Mix’s Cannonball doesn’t sell many records

UNSURPRISINGLY, Little Mix’s cover of the Damien Rice track Cannonball is the lowest-selling single from an X Factor winner since 2004. Why is that unsurprising? Well, in the first instance, … (read more)

Posted: 19th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

Christian Bale gets roughed up in China

KAPOW! Batman met his match in China as government security goons decided to rough up Christian Bale while he was trying to visit a blind lawyer. That’s right, a blind … (read more)

Posted: 16th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | 1 Comment

Courtney Love to be evicted but she’ll shoot her weird mouth off first

IMAGINE being a very wealthy rockstar. First thing you’d do is buy a house, right? Financial security in bricks and mortar and all that. Well, if you’re Courtney Love, you’ll … (read more)

Posted: 16th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

Has Justin Lee Collins Been Harassing His Ex-Girlfriend?

SEEN Sesame Street? Seen Barkley the Dog who hangs around with Big Bird? Ever seen it in the same room as Justin Lee Collins?

Anyway, one person who shouldn’t see in … (read more)

Posted: 16th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

John Cleese slams Eric Idle over Monty Python money

PRETTY much everyone involved with Monty Python hates Eric Idle. Of the whole crew, it seems he’s been the most keen to vanish behind the velvet rope and right up … (read more)

Posted: 15th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

Frankie Cocozza Fights With Girls At X Factor Party While Winking At Big Brother Slot

REMEMBER how ‘real’ Frankie Cocozza was? He was properly, properly real. Not like those other X Factor contestants. He meant it when he sang that song by The Clash. He … (read more)

Posted: 15th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

Michael Jackson’s Daughter Goes Into Showbusiness Young, Which Is Obviously Ideal

PARIS Jackson, Michael Jackson’s teenage daughter, is going into the murky world of showbiz. You’d think, after the terrible affect it had on her father, she’d be keen to sidestep … (read more)

Posted: 14th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

ITV Show Zero Confidence In England’s Chances At Euro 2012

WATCHING England has always been problematic since 1966. Basically, Hurst, Charlton, Moore & Co went and got everyone’s hopes up for no good reason. England fans have seen themselves as … (read more)

Posted: 13th, December 2011 | In: Sports | 0 Comments

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