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Wow! Video Of Plane Landing Today Without Landing Gear!

PILOTS look like they’ve got a super glamorous life. They fly around the world in their smart outfits and hang around with attractive orange faced stewardesses.

Surely it’s all champagne and … (read more)

Posted: 1st, November 2011 | In: Reviews | 1 Comment

Timberlake and Fallon Team Up For History Of Rap 3

GOD. Justin Timberlake is irritating isn’t he? Talented, good looking, wealthy and, worst of all, he seems like a really decent bloke.

Sadly, he’s not too keen on making another album … (read more)

Posted: 31st, October 2011 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

Have You Met Jaws Cat? Video

OFTEN, we write lovely, long introductions for videos that we share with you by way of setting a certain tone before you leap in and watch.

However, there comes a time … (read more)

Posted: 31st, October 2011 | In: Strange But True | 0 Comments

Justin Bieber And Busta Rhymes Kill Christmas: Little Drummer Boy Must Die

HOW dead do you think Christmas can be? If you’re thinking that it’s already a bloated corpse, thanks to over-commercialisation and the like, you have to admit that it’s still … (read more)

Posted: 28th, October 2011 | In: Music | 0 Comments

Have Your Heart Warmed By Biker Saving Drowning Calf (Video)

WHEN you think of bikers, do you think of oil-stained hoodlums with long-forked hogs, terrorising small towns with their rowdy drinking, pillaging and fistfights?

Of course, those days of biker gangs … (read more)

Posted: 27th, October 2011 | In: Strange But True | 1 Comment

Want To Avoid A Ticket? Saw A Parking Meter In Half (Video)

TRAFFIC tickets are perhaps the most irritating crimes to break. They’re so easily avoidable, which makes them all the more galling when they occur.

Worse still, is when some jobsworth gives … (read more)

Posted: 25th, October 2011 | In: Strange But True | 0 Comments

Noel Gallagher ‘On Knees’ For Manchester Derby

MANCHESTER derbies have definitely favoured the red half of the city (please make your own jokes about the red half of Manchester being in Essex) over the years, with Manchester … (read more)

Posted: 24th, October 2011 | In: Sports | 1 Comment

America Is Being Attacked By A Giant, Confused News Reporter

YOU may have seen the weather reports and thought ‘Look. There’s some clouds. There’s some sunshine. A little snow in Scotland. Ireland still doesn’t have any weather. Same old, same … (read more)

Posted: 24th, October 2011 | In: TV & Radio | 0 Comments

Colonel Gaddafi’s Death Video: He Died Years Ago

WHEN a celebrity dies, everyone becomes a joker don’t they? That, or they turn into blubbing, sensitive wail-bags. Of course, both are equally irritating and understandable.

So when Colonel Gaddafi got … (read more)

Posted: 21st, October 2011 | In: Politicians | 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan’s Father Helpfully Says She’s Smoking Crack

YOU may have seen Lindsay Lohan’s teeth looking rotten as hell recently and thought to yourself, ‘how on Earth did that happen so quickly? Did all her veneers fall off?’

Helpfully, … (read more)

Posted: 21st, October 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | 1 Comment

Boyz II Men Make Ringtones For You, Hur Hur

REMEMBER all those hits Boyz II Men had? They sold MILLIONS of records didn’t they? Like… uh… that one that went “…til the eeeeend of the rooooad… still I can’t … (read more)

Posted: 20th, October 2011 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

The Worst Way To Dispose Of A Dead Whale Is With Dynamite

IN 1970, over in Florence (in the mighty United States of America, not the other more famous one), they found a great big whale on their beach.

A dead whale. A … (read more)

Posted: 19th, October 2011 | In: Flashback | 1 Comment

Should Joey Barton Shut Up? Of Course Not You Dithering Borebag

FOOTBALLERS, regrettably, are simultaneously the most exciting and dull people on Earth. They can go from scoring the most sublime bicycle kick from 25 yards out, to delivering the most … (read more)

Posted: 18th, October 2011 | In: Sports | 0 Comments

Man Makes Chomping Pacman Costume!

WITH Halloween imminent, you may be thinking of making your own costume. This writer once made himself a living cress-head to look like some kind of genetic disaster.

While forever pleased … (read more)

Posted: 18th, October 2011 | In: Strange But True | 0 Comments

Robert Downey Jr Wants Us All To Forgive Mel Gibson For Some Reason

MEL GIBSON is not a popular man in Hollywood. He’s been accused of hating Jews, dropping the ‘N’ bomb in THOSE taped phone rants, slapping his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva and … (read more)

Posted: 17th, October 2011 | In: Celebrities | 2 Comments

British Indy Car Driver, Dan Wheldon, RIP

BRITISH racing driver, Dan Wheldon, has been killed an IndyCar crash in Las Vegas, aged 33.

Wheldon was one of the few foreign drivers to make it big in American IndyCar … (read more)

Posted: 17th, October 2011 | In: Sports | 0 Comments

Hurray! Anchorman 2 Is Scrapped!

ANCHORMAN. It’s about as funny as watching an orphanage burn down. Disagree all you want because if you like Anchorman, you’re opinion on humour isn’t worth listening to. Hell, you … (read more)

Posted: 14th, October 2011 | In: Film | 2 Comments

Amnesty Internation Wants George Dubya Arrested

DUBYA! What a guy! The most comedic world leader in years! Nearly as funny as that Ronald Reagan guy! Of course, the fundamental difference between George W. Bush and Ronnie … (read more)

Posted: 14th, October 2011 | In: Politicians | 0 Comments

Who Needs Lyrics? Not This Lot

LYRICS. Who needs ’em? They’re just dumb words getting in the way of a perfectly decent melody (much like the way these words are getting in the way of the … (read more)

Posted: 13th, October 2011 | In: Music | 0 Comments

Ridiculously Greedy Liverpool Want To Sell Their Own TV Rights

LIVERPOOL FC have hit on a neat idea. They want more money than the supposedly lesser teams because they want to compete in Europe. Basically, if clubs could sell their … (read more)

Posted: 13th, October 2011 | In: Sports | 4 Comments

Want To Pull Ashton Kutcher? Sex Him With No Protection And Talk Politics On His Wedding Anniversary

ALLEGEDLY. That’s what we need to say before this article gets under way, okay? Everything you read is alleged.

Right, now the lawyers have gone, we can get into the nitty-gritty … (read more)

Posted: 12th, October 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | 0 Comments

Javier Bardem To Try And Kill James Bond

HAVE you seen No Country For Old Men? If you have, you surely agree that Javier Bardem is one of the most sinister humans to ever grace a screen.

He’s so … (read more)

Posted: 12th, October 2011 | In: Film | 0 Comments

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall Wants To Eat Your Puppies

FACE it. TV chefs are scum. They harangue you through your television set to tell you that you’re doing it all wrong. You aren’t growing your own vegetables, despite the … (read more)

Posted: 11th, October 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | 2 Comments

Shark Infested Golf Course

WHEN you were a kid, did you ever make a bit of pocket money by collecting errant balls on the local golf course?

Sadly this is not an option for the … (read more)

Posted: 11th, October 2011 | In: Strange But True | 0 Comments

Prisoners To Sue For Lack Of Porn

SOME dolts think that prison is too cosy for criminals. Of course, these same people don’t account for inmates being couped up like batteries hens while they’re gang-raped by nutters, … (read more)

Posted: 10th, October 2011 | In: Reviews | 0 Comments

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