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A Car Video: A Car That Likes Skipping

YOU there! You may like your little motorcar that gets you to work everyday, fond of the cute way only you can work the clutch and have to punch the … (read more)

Posted: 10th, October 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Beavis And Butthead… They’re Back.

I AM the great Cornholio! I need T.P. for my bunghole! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Hmm. Heh heh heh heh heh heh … (read more)

Posted: 7th, October 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)

Occupy Wall Street: Where Reporters Get Whacked And NYPD Brag

THE BIG APPLE is not a jolly place at the moment as the Occupy Wall Street protest continues, despite the fact that the NYPD has been shown to be pretty … (read more)

Posted: 6th, October 2011 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Coronation Street’s Kevin Webster Arrested For Alleged Sex Offences

WAAAAH, waw whoa wha-whoa-waaaah… yep, that famous brass that signals that start of an episode of Coronation Street is really quite difficult to write down.

Not as difficult though, as the … (read more)

Posted: 6th, October 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Amanda Knox First Press Conference Is An Emotional One (Video)

AMANDA Knox is back on US soil for the first time in more than four years, and moments after stepping off a plane last night in Seattle, the woman who … (read more)

Posted: 5th, October 2011 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

High School Kid Austin Pacheco Launches 64 Yard Field Goal!

AMERICAN Football may well be a very, very silly game played by giant men in crash helmets, but that’s not to say it isn’t impressive.

There’s a certain trashy glamour to … (read more)

Posted: 5th, October 2011 | In: Sports | Comment (1)

Immortal Michael Jackson In Tasteful Legacy Shocker!

WHILE Michael Jackson’s manslaughter trial descends further into farce with Lou Ferrigno throwing his flabby biceps around and Dr Conrad Murray’s many mistresses being paraded before the jury like cows … (read more)

Posted: 4th, October 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Bunnyman McCullogh Surprises Everyone By Acting Like A Complete Tool During Gig

ECHO & THE BUNNYMEN frontman Ian McCullouch is a berk of the highest order. Long before Liam Gallagher was spouting off about being the best band in the world, McCullouch … (read more)

Posted: 4th, October 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Florida To Make Being A Randy Teenager A Criminal Offence

REMEMBER when you were young and you made 90% of your decisions based on your genitals? Remember those long, cold nights getting frisky in rain sodden bus-stops, reeking of Woodpecker … (read more)

Posted: 4th, October 2011 | In: Reviews | Comment

The X Factor: Satanism and Drug Animals

THIS year’s X Factor has been more a case of breaking up the commercials with as little actual programme as possible. This of course, means that we’re all in the … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, October 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment

That Stupid Whale Tries To Make Friends With An Engine

EVER since that episode of The Simpsons aired, where dolphins started walking around and killing everyone, humans have had a very real fear of our sea-dwelling chums rising up and … (read more)

Posted: 30th, September 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment

Typewriter Turns Your Words Into Cocktails: Video

WRITERS, authors and bloggers love the image of the upright typewriter. Sure, they don’t actually own one because they are utterly redundant and can’t be plugged into the mains.

You can’t … (read more)

Posted: 30th, September 2011 | In: Technology | Comment (1)

Courtney Love To Write Not-Mental-In-Any-Way Autobiography

SHE may have a face like Janice from Dr Teeth’s band, but that hasn’t stopped Courtney Love from draping herself over various pieces of furniture and accidentally tweeting naked pictures … (read more)

Posted: 30th, September 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Roman Polanski Acknowledges That He Probably Shouldn’t Have Sex With 13 Year Old Girls

IT must be difficult being faced with a supposedly genius filmmaker, especially when he’s got a penchant for having sex with minors.

This was the trouble faced by Ewan McGregor and … (read more)

Posted: 28th, September 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)

FundaMENTAL Christian Shouts At Obama

YES! Politics! Don’t worry, it’s not too political. This is an article about mental people. Mental religious people specifically. Mental religious people in LA no less! Perfect.

Anyway, at a fundraiser … (read more)

Posted: 28th, September 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)

Detroit Cop KOs Man In Casino

YES, we all know that the police forces of the world have a pretty lousy job. They have to do some pretty unpopular things in their bid to keep law … (read more)

Posted: 27th, September 2011 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

NYPD Beat Up Civilians During Wall Street Protest: Video

THE whole world has the hump with bankers and those that seem to want to protect them. As such, protests are cropping up everywhere.

Of course, in the Middle East, they’re … (read more)

Posted: 26th, September 2011 | In: Reviews | Comment

Bill Cosby, Wearing A Bill Cosby Jumper, Jumper

WILL the last person to leave switch the internet off? Why? Because the most memeymeta headf*ck thing has been created and surely nothing will ever top it.

And so, it doesn’t … (read more)

Posted: 26th, September 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Anyone For A Game Of Dodgeball? 2,000 Aside Sound Okay?

DODGEBALL. It means very little to anyone outside of America, save that dreadful film that did the rounds a while back.

However, we’ve stumbled across a video that isn’t just your … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, September 2011 | In: Sports | Comment

Bossy Women Don’t Get Sex, Despite Their Constant Demands

ALL the women who independent – throw your hands up at me. All the honeys who makin’ money – throw your hands up at me. All the mommas who profit … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, September 2011 | In: Reviews | Comment

Maradona Kicks Fan, Which Is Just Brilliant

THERE are many people out there who hate Diego Maradona. These people are stupid. Very, very stupid. Maradona is exactly the kind of nutter that we need in football.

Wild, unpredictable, … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, September 2011 | In: Sports | Comment

Shock As German Gays Hate Pope!

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Pope Benedict XVI kisses a baby who was lifted into his popemobile before a mass in the Olympic stadium in Berlin, Germany, Friday, Sept. 23, 2011. Pope Benedict XVI is on a four-day official visit to his homeland Germany. (AP Photo/Gero Breloer)

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THERE may be only one letter difference between pop and Pope, but the gays of Germany certainly know the difference.

While pop and poppers may give them the occasional headache, … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, September 2011 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Robert Pattinson Isn’t Recording A Solo Album, Okay?

TEENS, we have bad news for you. Really bad news. Robert Pattinson isn’t recording an album. You’re just going to have to go back to your shirtless photographs of him, … (read more)

Posted: 21st, September 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)

Tony Bennett Says Sorry For Blaming America For 9/11

GUANTANAMERA! Guajira Guantanamera! Yep, Tony Bennett must’ve been a bit worried he was going to get shipped off to Guantanamo Bay for some special torture after he said that the … (read more)

Posted: 21st, September 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Lady GaGa Pours Champagne Onto The Disabled People Of New York

WHAT is the correct term of disabled people these days? Obviously ‘people’ is more than adequate as one doesn’t want to define everyone by their disabilities.

However, in this instance, their … (read more)

Posted: 20th, September 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment

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