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Shia LaBeouf May Well Have Ruined Megan Fox’s Marriage, Which Is Nice Of Him

IT’S one thing to turn up the controversy when you are promoting a movie, but this was really low. True, she probably shouldn’t have fooled around with him in the … (read more)

Posted: 7th, July 2011 | In: Celebrities | 1 Comment

Simon Cowell Witnesses The Extent Of Paula Abdul’s Lunacy

IT must take a hell of a lot to shock Simon Cowell. He’s worked in the music industry for years and has to deal with Louis Walsh all the time. … (read more)

Posted: 5th, July 2011 | In: Celebrities | 5 Comments

Gwyneth Paltrow Says Marriage ‘Isn’t Perfect’ While Pointing At Stupid Chris Martin

SURPRISE! Being married to Coldplay’s Chris Martin isn’t all its cracked up to be! For starters, just imagine him walking around the house singing to himself. You’d either cut your … (read more)

Posted: 5th, July 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | 0 Comments

One Of The Kardashians Gets Called A Nasty Name In The Street By A Drunk, Which Is Fun

LOOKING at the Kardashian sisters, it isn’t easy to tell which one is which. They’re all kinda identikit women with the same haircut, the same dress sense, same initials and … (read more)

Posted: 5th, July 2011 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

Hollywood Is Dead: Angry Birds Movie Is Considered

HOLLYWOOD is not in rude health. People can’t be bothered going to the cinema in quite the same numbers as they once did. Quite right too as cinemas are the … (read more)

Posted: 4th, July 2011 | In: Film | 0 Comments

Charlize Theron Thinks That Marriage Is For Idiots

MARRIAGE? That’s for idiots. Why on Earth would anyone want to get something as precious and fragile as love and get the government and church involved? You’re just asking for … (read more)

Posted: 1st, July 2011 | In: Celebrities | 1 Comment

Aaron Carter Says That Michael Jackson ‘Gave Me Cocaine’

REMEMBER Aaron Carter? Of course you don’t. He’s a nobody. He’s a failure from Dancing With the Stars, the brother of a Backstreet Boy and once released a bunch of … (read more)

Posted: 1st, July 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | 2 Comments

Harrison Ford Thinks Shia LaBeouf Is A ‘F**king Idiot’

WHEN Han Solo speaks, the world better listen. And Harrison Ford is serving up some truth pie as he points out that Shia LaBeouf is a ”f**king idiot”.

Now, apart from … (read more)

Posted: 29th, June 2011 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

Aged Princess Diana Appears With Duchess Catherine On Newsweek’s Magazine Cover: Photos

QUEEN of our hearts, Princess Diana, appears on the latest issue of Newsweek, photoshopped together with Duchess Catherine. That’d be Kate Middleton to you, who is waltzing around with one … (read more)

Posted: 29th, June 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | 5 Comments

Charlie Sheen To Die Painful, Horrible Death Now That He’s Newly Single

TIGER BLOOD! That’s right, the meme-on-legs that is Charlie Sheen is of very little currency to us all now that he’s a crashing borebag. Months ago, when he was thrashing … (read more)

Posted: 28th, June 2011 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian Would Like You To Glare At The Insides Of Her Bum Please

HAVE you heard the one… well, two about Kim Kardashian having implants in her buttocks to make it more, y’know, buttocky? That’s the rumour that has dogged Kim K for … (read more)

Posted: 24th, June 2011 | In: Celebrities | 1 Comment

Bieber’s Heavies Think They’re Above The Law In ‘Misunderstanding’

GYRATING period, Justin Bieber, has caused a near riot before setting his dastardly henchmen on the cops. Yep, you heard. Bieber is some kind of lunatic who thinks he’s above … (read more)

Posted: 24th, June 2011 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

Vegetarian And Contrarian Morrissey Likes Lady GaGa’s Meat Dress

MORRISSEY is, as you may have guessed by his constant bleating, a vegetarian. He’s so staunchly vegetarian that he actually makes people decided to eat only meat, just on the … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, June 2011 | In: Music | 2 Comments

Paris Hilton Splits Up With Cy Waits, Which Is Frankly Tragic For Everyone On Earth

TRAGEDY! When the feeling’s gone and you can’t go on, it’s a tragedy. You know how it is. The pain of a break-up is incredibly difficult to bear as you … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, June 2011 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

La Toya Jackson Claims That Michael Was Murdered Like A Mad Conspiracy Theorist (Photos)

MURDER! That’s what Officer La Toya Jackson is crying at the moment about the untimely passing of her very dead brother, Michael Jackson.

What would make her say such a thing? … (read more)

Posted: 21st, June 2011 | In: Celebrities | 4 Comments

Barely Known Actor From Green Mile Gains Notoriety For Being 51 And Marrying 16 Year Old Beauty Queen

YOU may not know the name Doug Hutchison and indeed, may look at his face and think ‘Uh… maybe… was he in… wait… no… that’s someone else. Go on, what … (read more)

Posted: 21st, June 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | 5 Comments

Stella Mouzi Photos: Gibson Isn’t Racist Or Woman-Hating Because He Has A New Not-White Girlfriend, So There

OKAY, Mel Gibson may well have dropped the N-bomb on his ex whilst wishing a raping on her and, yeah, he may have come across rather Anti-Semitic that time… and … (read more)

Posted: 20th, June 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | 0 Comments

Ryan Dunn, of Jackass, Dead at 34

URGH. This is rubbish news to relay. The most likeable of the Jackass crew, Ryan Dunn, has died in a car crash in Pennsylvania early this morning, according to … (read more)

Posted: 20th, June 2011 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments

Crystal Harris Dumped Hef Over Other Women, Remarkably

IMAGINE the shock that rocked Crystal Harris’ mind when she discovered that Hugh Hefner – a man world famous for being surrounded by scantily clad women 24/7 in the Playboy … (read more)

Posted: 17th, June 2011 | In: Celebrities | 1 Comment

Christina Hendricks Is Literally Smoking Hot As She Sets Herself On Fire

THERE has been a by-law passed that you absolutely MUST fancy Christina Hendricks from Mad Men. Not necessarily fancy her all the time, but rather, fancy her when she’s in … (read more)

Posted: 16th, June 2011 | In: Celebrities | 1 Comment

Justin Timberlake Is A Filthy Dope Fiend Who Likes Sticking Drugs Up Himself

SEXY back? Justin Timberlake is more likely to be indulging in blow-backs after he admitted that he “absolutely” smokes marijuana.

So there you go. Timberlake is nothing but a wretched stoner … (read more)

Posted: 16th, June 2011 | In: Music | 1 Comment

Sean Bean Gets Stabbed Outside Pub In Row Over His Bird, Which Is So Very Northern

LORD of the Rings star Sean Bean (pronounced Shaun Baun) has been stabbed. No really. He’s been stabbed with some glass by a man who intended to stab him with … (read more)

Posted: 15th, June 2011 | In: Celebrities | 3 Comments

Soulja Boy Was Hacked When He Did A Racist All Over The Facebook Gays

DESPITE the fact Soulja Boy can’t even hold the vaguest of notes while performing his odd, skewed take on rap-pop, he became something of a sensation. He got his swag … (read more)

Posted: 14th, June 2011 | In: Music | 1 Comment

Selena Gomez Gets A ‘Being Brave’ Sticker In Children’s Hospital: Bieber Fans Pray For Her Death

DID you hear about Selena Gomez being rushed to hospital suffering from feeling pukous and having a eye-melting headache? Are you a demented Bieber fan who has been sending death-threats, … (read more)

Posted: 13th, June 2011 | In: Celebrities | 1 Comment

Justin Bieber And Chris Brown Team Up To Really Hate Women Together

TOGETHER, Chris Brown and Justin Bieber have an amazing loathing for womankind. Sure, they may croon their paeans to the boobier sex, but they both quite obviously loathe them.

First off, … (read more)

Posted: 13th, June 2011 | In: Music | 3 Comments

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