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AKB48: Japanese Girlgroup Attacked With A Saw
RECENTLY, women’s rights have been shoved to the forefront of the debate, thanks to a number of dreadful events. It has been difficult for some men to read the #YesToWomen … (read more)
Posted: 27th, May 2014 | In: Music, Reviews | 0 Comments
Jack White: Bring Back The Clapometer At Gigs
NOTICED how there’s a lot of rock musicians complaining about the modern world lately? Like lunatics shouting at cars for being evil horseless carriages, spewing out Satan’s plume, they gripe … (read more)
Posted: 23rd, May 2014 | In: Music | 0 Comments
Led Zeppelin Sued For ‘Stairway’ Rip-Off – Hear The Evidence
Posted: 21st, May 2014 | In: Music | 0 Comments
Black Keys: Proud To Be Luddites
FANS of the Black Keys are, like the band themselves, people who look back at a fabled ‘golden age’ of rock that doesn’t actually exist.
See, a lot of fans of … (read more)
Posted: 20th, May 2014 | In: Music, Technology | 0 Comments
Mötley Crüe Goes ‘Triple R’: The Best Bits From The Hot Mess Film
IF there’s one thing you can say about Mötley Crüe, is that their band name is a total pain in the arse to type on a computer, if you want … (read more)
Posted: 20th, May 2014 | In: Film, Music | 0 Comments
Someone tell Rita Ora There’s No Fast-Track To Stardom
YOU may have seen Rita Ora’s face knocking around and indeed, may have heard some of her songs on the radio. However, putting the sounds to the face is a … (read more)
Posted: 19th, May 2014 | In: Music | 0 Comments
Led Zeppelin To Reunite At An Alright Jamaican Party
Posted: 19th, May 2014 | In: Music | 0 Comments
You Can’t Take The Piss When You’re Famous, Rihanna
Posted: 16th, May 2014 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments
Justin Bieber: Celebrating Another Day Not Being Punched In The Throat
MAKE no mistake about it – Justin Bieber is a little turd.
However, this is not necessarily an insult to the gyrating singer. See, if there’s anything we all want out … (read more)
Posted: 14th, May 2014 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments
Alec Baldwin – Still Hates New York City Which Hates Idiots On Bicycles
NOT too long ago, Alec Baldwin was shooting his mouth off, saying that he was going to leave New York. Everyone started spreadin’ the news. He didn’t want to be … (read more)
Posted: 14th, May 2014 | In: Celebrities | 0 Comments
Lily Allen Orders: Don’t Play My Music in Lifts
GUESS what? Lily Allen is talking again, this time, saying that we shouldn’t play her music in public because it makes her hide under tables.
She says: “Usually if I’m in … (read more)
Posted: 12th, May 2014 | In: Celebrities | 1 Comment
Watch Beyonce, Solange and Jay Z in elevator scrap! Here are the theories…
And yes, there’s … (read more)
Lily Allen And The Horrors of Aggressive Marketing
ONE … (read more)
Posted: 8th, May 2014 | In: Music | 0 Comments
Are The Arctic Monkeys Dialling It In?
REMEMBER when the Arctic Monkeys first burst onto the scene? Ordinary kids, making sharp, loud rock ‘n’ roll coupled with slanted looks at society and crapfun nights out? Even if … (read more)
Posted: 8th, May 2014 | In: Music | 0 Comments
Copyright Is Corporate Theft: People Who Illegally Download Buy Music Too
EVERYONE outside of the music industry knows that people who illegally download also buy music. For example, Person A buys a lot of vinyl, but also illegally downloads a load … (read more)
Posted: 7th, May 2014 | In: Music, The Consumer | 0 Comments
9 Reasons Why Courtney Love Is Wrong About Saxophones In Rock ‘n’ Roll
Posted: 7th, May 2014 | In: Key Posts, Music | 0 Comments
Listen To Scott Bradlee’s Greatet Hits: Pop Juggler And Coming To The UK
Posted: 6th, May 2014 | In: Music | 0 Comments
Punks and Money: Pete Doherty Talks About Filthy Lucre
PUNKS and money have always been a funny thing, mainly because the entire foundation for punk is to not give two hoots about cash. They mean it, maaan. Anti-establishment, lone … (read more)
Posted: 1st, May 2014 | In: Money, Music | 0 Comments
Paul Simon and Edie Brickell: Who Beat Up Who?
REMEMBER Edie Brickell? She was a pop-folkie way back when for Generation Xers. She’s best known for ‘Circle’ (here, with the catchier-than-mumps “I quit, I give up” hook) and ‘What … (read more)
Call Carlton The Doorman: Broadway Producers Sue Actress Valerie Harper For Having Brain Cancer
And that’s having brain cancer … (read more)
Posted: 28th, April 2014 | In: Celebrities, Reviews | 0 Comments
Mariah Carey Spends £28k On Looking After Her Pets
PEOPLE get terribly upset when famous people spend obscene amounts of money on frivolous things. They tut about how much good could be done with all that dough. However, those … (read more)
Posted: 28th, April 2014 | In: Music | 0 Comments