Tim Worstall - Author Archive
Breaking News For Fools: Investigation Finds That Perrier Water Is A Rip Off
Posted: 30th, June 2014 | In: Money, The Consumer, TV & Radio | 0 Comments
The Government’s Smith Lawson and Company Student Loan Scam: Who’s Wonga Now?
YOU’LL recall that Wonga just got into very hot water over sending threatening letters to people who had not repaid their loans. The problem was that they made the letters look … (read more)
WHO Wants To Ban The Thing That Makes Smokers Quit Tobacco: E-Cigarettes
Posted: 29th, June 2014 | In: Money, Reviews, The Consumer | 8 Comments
Chelsea Clinton Doesn’t Care About Money As She Earns $600,000 A Year
THIS is a fairly brazen piece of behaviour. Chelsea Clinton, daughter of Bill and Hillary, insists that she’s not really motivated by nor worried about money. Which is interesting because she’s … (read more)
Posted: 25th, June 2014 | In: Money, Politicians | 0 Comments
Hypocrisy Takes Wing: The Greenpeace Manager Who Flies To Work
Posted: 24th, June 2014 | In: Money, Reviews | 2 Comments
Black Face The Poles: Eastenders Is Just Too White Moans BBC
Posted: 24th, June 2014 | In: Reviews, TV & Radio | 0 Comments
Hurrah! It’s True! The Great British Breakfast Beats Hangovers
I HAVE to admit to being rather surprised that this isn’t in all of the newspapers instead of just one. For we journalists are notably bibulous creatures and thus the news … (read more)
Posted: 24th, June 2014 | In: The Consumer | 0 Comments
Better Hurry Down To The Supermarket With Your Rials And Bahts: The Foreign Change Scam
THE problem with machines is that they’re just not as good as human beings at pattern recognition. This is true of humans looking at human faces as opposed to machines looking … (read more)
Posted: 19th, June 2014 | In: Money, The Consumer | 0 Comments
No More Boob Jobs On The NHS!
NO more breast augmentation operations will be available on the NHS. At least that’s the promise, that there should be no more fittings of Bulgarian Airbags, or boob jobs, on the NHS.
Cosmetic … (read more)
Posted: 18th, June 2014 | In: Money, Reviews | 0 Comments
Using Tinder and Grindr Gives You The Clap
TINDR and Grindr give you the clap. That, at least, is the finding of a new piece of scientific research, that using dating apps on smartphones, like Tinder or Grindr, … (read more)
Posted: 16th, June 2014 | In: Money, Technology, The Consumer | 0 Comments
Un-FARE! Uber Downloads Rise 850% As A Result of Taxi Protests
Posted: 12th, June 2014 | In: Money, The Consumer | 0 Comments
Obesity, Booze And Fags Don’t Cost The NHS Money: They Save It
IT’S rather sad to see the people who actually run the NHS being so confused about the realities of that very NHS. The latest being this idea that all of us … (read more)
So Now We Know Why You Ended Up With That Grossly Fat Porker
Posted: 6th, June 2014 | In: Money, Reviews | 0 Comments
Sgt. 1st Class Gregory McQueen: The Sexual Assault Prevention Officer ‘Who Was A Pimp’
THIS looks like a nice little piece of multi-tasking. There was a non-commissioned officer in the US Army who was tasked with making sure that the number of sexual assaults was … (read more)
Posted: 4th, June 2014 | In: Money, Reviews | 0 Comments
What If It’s Actually A Virus Turning Us All Into Fat Lardbuckets?
THIS sounds like a very odd theory, that it’s actually a virus that is turning us all into fat lardbuckets. But while it’s an odd theory there’s enough evidence out there … (read more)
Watch The Video Of The New iPhone 6, Dummy
WHAT looks like the new iPhone 6, due for release this summer, can be seen in that video above. The information source is a French website, nowhereelse, and they’ve been … (read more)
Posted: 29th, May 2014 | In: Money, Technology | 0 Comments
Rap Genius Founder Fired For Being a Complete Dickhead About Elliot Rodger
THAT you’re able to think up and found one of the web’s hotter properties does show that you’ve got some smarts. You’re good at doing something at least. But that’s not … (read more)
Posted: 29th, May 2014 | In: Money, Music, Reviews, Technology | 0 Comments
Was The Entire Run Up Of Bitcoin On Mt. Gox Just A Pump And Dump?
THERE’S intriguing evidence that last year’s run up of the price of Bitcoin on MtGox was simply a pump and dump operation by the owners of the site. For there was … (read more)
Posted: 29th, May 2014 | In: Money, Reviews | 0 Comments
Find Out What The Worst Drug Smugglers In The World Did
IT’S at least an interesting entry for that accolade at least, the worst drug smugglers in the world.
So, two Brits decide to try their luck smuggling a tonne and a half … (read more)
Posted: 28th, May 2014 | In: Money, Reviews | 0 Comments
Monstrously Stupid Recycling Laws Fine People Who Waste Less
SO, we think there should be less stuff wasted. Sounds like a plan: so, therefore we will fine people who waste less. This is, well, this is monstrously stupid, isn’t … (read more)
Posted: 27th, May 2014 | In: Money, Reviews | 2 Comments
Montenegrin Patriarch: Conchita Wurst Caused the Balkan Floods
SO says one of the more conservative churchmen of the Balkans, that Conchita Wurst, the bearded bloke in a dress who won the Eurovision song contest, caused the Balkan Floods … (read more)
This Terribly Stupid Strike Against McDonald’s
THERE’S a very stupid piece of labour activism going on over in the US. It’s a series of strikes and demonstrations against McDonald’s over the pay that the people working … (read more)
Posted: 22nd, May 2014 | In: Money, Reviews | 0 Comments
Situations Pretty Vacant: The FBI Is Hiring Pot Smokers
THIS is rather fun. The FBI, over in the US, is one of the most staid and white bread organisations in the world. They’re cops, of a sort, yes, but the … (read more)
Posted: 21st, May 2014 | In: Money, Reviews | 0 Comments
Abu Hamza’s Family Deserve All The British Benefits They Can Get
THE Daily Mail is on one of its head explodey little warpaths shouting about how the family of Abu Hookand (aka Abu Hamza) live off state benefits. But if they are … (read more)
Posted: 21st, May 2014 | In: Money, Reviews | 6 Comments