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Caption Contest

AN advert for Hampshire Constabulary? Says a spoekesman: “It’s not been an issue with other buses because they tend to have different shaped exhaust pipes”

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Posted: 25th, October 2007 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (26)


Caption This: Stelios Arcadiou Is All Ears

STELIOS Arcadiou is a philosopher and performance artist known as Stelarc. A surgeon has implanted a cultivated ear in his arm.

Caption it:

Posted: 11th, October 2007 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (31)


Caption Contest – Caption This

Posted: 30th, September 2007 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (65)


Caption This: Little Legends At The Harmon Theatre

little.jpgTabloid Baby brings us:

PR legend Wayne Bernath keeps us up-to-date and ahead of the curve when it comes to happenings in Las Vegas. This morning, he turns us on to Little Legends at the Harmon Theatre in Krave at the south side of Planet Hollywood. Host comedian Jeff Hobson keeps things mivng with Mini Elvis, Mini Britney, Mini Tina Turner, Mini Milli Vanilli, Mini Sonny and Tall Cher– along with two Mini Michael Jacksons (“as if one isn’t enough,” says Wayne).

Posted: 22nd, August 2007 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (87)


Caption This…

car-caption.jpgA CAR rests upside down against a wall and a handrail as pedestrians look on in central Moscow. Witnesses say the driver walked away from the accident unharmed.

Last week’s winner here

Posted: 7th, August 2007 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (124)


Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminates Tony Blair: Caption This

caption-this.jpgSOMETHING fitting about this: didn’t Arnie threaten to destroy the world and then, in the sequel, save it?

Hollywood “Terminator” Arnold Schwarzenegger was Tony Blair’s last guest as Prime Minister at No10 today – as Mr Blair headed for a top Middle East job.

Standing alongside the former movie star at 10 Downing Street, Mr Blair borrowed a line from one of his Terminator films to say farewell, joking: “My press officer said to me, whatever else you do this morning, don’t say: ‘I’ll be back'”

Captions please…

WINNER:
# Marc Says:
At least people knew I was an actor before I got my job

Posted: 26th, June 2007 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (89)


Caption This: Hugh Grant

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JOBBING fringe Hugh Grant has been arrested over an alleged incident with baked beans.

Posted: 28th, April 2007 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (56)


Caption This – Prince William’s Brazilian

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Prince William and Kate Middleton are no more. Their love for one another has died.

You say toilet. I say lavatory. Let’s call the whole thing off.

Wills is now “Freeeeeee”. Wills is out there. Caption it…

Posted: 21st, April 2007 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (59)


Kate Moss, Beth Ditto And One – Caption It

kate-moss.jpgKATE Moss, Beth Ditto and one other are in Troubador club, Los Angeles. Capton it… Click on the pic for a bigger pic.

Posted: 10th, April 2007 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (65)


Caption This

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Trouble in the Middle East. Caption it…

Posted: 30th, March 2007 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (45)


Queen Elizabeth’s Crime Scene

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Did you see it? Were you there? Tell me what you think in this week’s caption contest…

Posted: 23rd, March 2007 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (74)


Caption Competition – Angelina Jolie

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ANGELINA Jolie did not adopt Old Mr Anorak.

Having disguised himself as Ho Chi Minh, all OMD needed to do was catch Jolie’s eye.

But it was not be. And instead of OMD, Jolie took home 3 year-old Pax Thien Jolie, soon to be Jolie-Pitt.

Here’s the picture. Caption it…

Posted: 18th, March 2007 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (33)


Caption Contest

caption3.jpgIT’S been quite a week for Heather Mills. Money. Fur. Dancing. Click on the pic to enlarge.

Posted: 12th, March 2007 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (95)