Celebrities Category
Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.
Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her Art To The Adult World
MILEY Cyrus is the once chaste pre-teen star now in her late teens.
As you enjoy the photo, here’s a few quotes about Miles:
She tells Prestige magazine
“The press seems to think that I’m trying to make this big turn and become a bad girl, and really I’m trying to be more connected with the Earth.”
Previously: An assistant pretends to lick Miley’s boob; she gives Adam Shankman (44) a lap dance; there’s the usual lipstick lesbianism; a pole dance at e Teen Choice Awards, of which her dad Billy Ray offered: “I always tell her to love what you’re doing and stay focused for the love of the art…“, and the weed.
There is something curious about watching Miley Cyrus, who paused to consider her public image:
“I’m a great role model or I’m completely inappropriate for anyone under 13 and I am controversial.There was this magazine article the other day, showing all the younger celebrities. I was the Girl Next Door or whatever, and I fell under the category of Good Girl Gone Bad. And I was like, ‘What the hell, man?’ ” …
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Posted: 5th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Capital FM’s Jingle Bell Ball Photos 2011: Rihanna Does The Barbara Windsor Two-Step
THE Capital FM’s Jingle Bell Ball starred do-wop bands One Direction (hair), JLS (torsoes), The Wanted (Irish) and Rihanna, bumping and grinding way under the hair Barbara Windsor wore in Carry On Camping…
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Tom Cruise Puts Taj Mahal In His Shade: Photos Of A Mission Impossible Achieved
COCKY Hollywood star Tom Cruise has been posing for photos in front of the Taj Mahal. This is, ostensibly, to promote his new film Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol. But given the angles and perspective – note Cruise’s decision to stand with one leg raised conqueror like on the “Princess Diana Seat” – it all appears that the actual aim is to make Cruise appear larger than one of the world’s foremost landmarks. Cruise is a powerful man. As such, the Indians should be grateful he never asked for the monument to be taken down a notch to reflect status. Perspective, people…
Posted: 3rd, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Peter Andre Wins Libel Damages For Katie Price: Harvey Cashes In
IN the week OK! magazine leads with an old photo of Katie Price and Peter Andre, and the headline “WE’RE FRIENDS AGAIN FOR THE SAKE OF THE KIDZZZZZZZZZZZ” the BBC reports that Jordan has paid sentimental Peter libel damages for alleging that he cheated on her.
Feel the love.
Andre sued after Price reportedly suggested to Heat magazine and The Graham Norton Show in October 2009 that he’d cheated on her. Andre had just released a song called Unconditional, a syrupy mush of love and flakes of lust. Price questioned the song’s sentiment. She then claimed that Andre had an affair with his manager, Fern Britten look-alike Claire Powell.
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Posted: 2nd, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
John Lennon ‘To Do’ List Up For Auction (Beatles For Sale)
BEATLES junk always sells, regardless of how dull or menial it is. Remember John Lennon’s tooth getting purchased by some bozo? George Harrison’s Vox amp will soon be on the auction block in London soon. It’s not all handwritten Strawberry Fields (Forever) lyrics and Lennon’s Imagine piano.
And the latest thing up for sale is a to-do list complied by Lennon and will be on-sale at GottaHaveRockandRoll.com.
So what amazing things will we find on this list? ‘Promote World Peace With The Wife‘ maybe? ‘Punch that swine Macca‘ perhaps? One thing that isn’t on there is ‘Don’t Get Shot By Crazed Fan Outside House‘.
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Posted: 2nd, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Brad Pitt Helps Suicidal Fan At Screening Of His Film By Quoting The Little Book Of Calm
HOLLYWOOD is full of idiots and simpletons, but Brad Pitt seems like a good enough chap. And that idea was only furthered when he had some supportive words for a suicidal fan following a special screening of his new movie, Moneyball.
Was the fan suicidal because ‘Moneyball’ is so gaspingly dreadful?
At the Q&A session, Pitt heard how an aspiring actor had been struggling with suicidal thoughts earlier in the day and that, unfathomably, the baseball biopic gave him “a renewed sense of hope”.
A source told USmagazine.com:
“Brad said ‘Look, man, life is up and down, it’s a vicious cycle, but you have to go through it and deal with that. You can be down, but then you come back up again, and every failure can lead to success’.
“Brad handled the situation really well in front of several hundred people – it was a difficult moment that shocked everyone.”
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Posted: 2nd, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Jeremy Clarkson Catches Fire Up A Chimney
BBC presenter and taxpayer-funnded worker Jeremy Clarkson plugs his book on BBC TV’s The One Show – another seasonal book with the image of a grumpy middle-aged man on the cover – and The Times, Daily Telegraph, Daily Mail, Daily Star, Daily Mirror, The Sun, The Independent and the Guardian all lead with news of Jeremy Clarkson being sort of worry for saying that striking public sector workers should be shot.
Yes, indeed, the PR drive has not been a total success: the Daily Express lead with:
“MILLIONS AFRAID TO TURN ON HEATING”
In case they burn Santa in the chimney and grumpy dad doesn’t get his Jeremy Clarkson book…
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Posted: 2nd, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Scarlett Johansson Hates Ryan Reynolds Dirty New Celebrity Girlfriend
YOU may think of Scarlett Johansson as little more than That Actress In That Thing You Dis/Liked or That Woman Who Showed Her Boobs To Everyone By Accident, but she’s clearly more than that.
She’s massively jealous too!
This, of course, comes from a source and, as you know, sources know EVERYTHING. So what’s she getting irked about? Well, the source of ire is her ex-husband, Ryan Reynolds. She may be the one who dumped him and ran off with Sean Penn, but she’s got the hump because he’s got together with professional wild child, Blake Lively.
“When Scarlett split from Ryan after two years of marriage, she quickly rebounded with Sean Penn, even though Ryan still wanted to reconcile,” reported Hollywood Life on the divorce. Around that time, Reynolds and his big dumb face said that he was very much in love with Johansson.
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Posted: 1st, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Great Behind The Scenes Photos: Can You Identify All The Movies And TV Shows In This Gallery?
CAN you identify all the films and TV shows in this galley of Behind The Scenes Moments?
Posted: 1st, December 2011 | In: Film | Comment (1)
Demi Moore Is Back Having Baby-Making Sex With Ashton Kutcher In An OK! Exclusive
DEMI Moore is in OK!. She wants to tell us about moving “forward” with her life. To help her move forward, OK! produces a big photo of Demi fooling around with estranged husband Ashton Kutcher.
It’s an “EXCLUSIVE“. Hell. It’s a “WORLD EXCLUSIVE.”
Inside OK!, we see Demi looking younger, fresher and more radiant than in recent weeks. She tells us:
“If somebody would have said, ‘OK, here is the prediction: You’re going to meet a man 25 years old and he’s going to see being with you and having your three kids as a bonus,’ I would have said, ‘Keep dreaming,’ I think it caught us both by surprise, and particularly him.”
Yep. That’s also what she said in 2007 in an interview with Vanity Fair.
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Posted: 30th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Culo Book: Kate Upton, Lady Gaga, Pamela Anderson And Fergie Give Christmas The Bums Rush
THE new ‘Culo‘ book by photographer Raphael Mazzucco features the bottoms of such luminaries as Kate Upton, Alesssandra Ambrosia, Fergie, Lady Gaga, Bianca Balti, Alessandra Ambrosio, Chrinstine Teigen, Edyta Slwinska, Irina Shayk, Lauren Bennett, Leann Tweeden, Nicole Scherzinger, Pamela Anderson and Sarah McLauclan. It is all done in the best possible taste…
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Posted: 29th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
TWE-TWE-TWENTY SIXTEEN!!!: Ghana Movie Trailer Of The Year
TWE-TWE-TWENTY SIXTEEN!!!: Ghana Movie Trailer Of The Year – The baby gets kicked:
Miley Cyrus Is The New Bob Dylan: Singer Worth $120m Patronises The 99% With Liberty Walk
THE Occupy Movement has created a huge amount of interest around the world. People are protesting against the super wealthy and getting pepper-sprayed right in the eye for their trouble. Like any protest movement, it needs a focal point. A leader. Someone with a song.
Naturally, in the past, we’ve had a myriad of protest singers like Pete Seeger, Woodie Guthrie and in later years to some extent, Bruce Springsteen and NWA. Not Bob Dylan. He didn’t give two hoots about the protesters unless they were buying his LPs and gig-tickets.
So who do we have now? Why, it’s Miley Cyrus! That’s right! She’s decided to soundtrack the Occupy Movement with one of those pop songs! It’s got sirens in it and positive messages AND EVERYTHING!
This neatly distracts everyone from her joke in which she told the world she was a massive stoner. Lucky her, with her salvia bong.
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Posted: 29th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
R-RIP Ross McManus: You Starred In Our Favourite Ever Advert
ROSS MacManus has died. He was 84. He was Elvis Costello’s dad. He was Ross MacManus of Ross McManus and his New Era Music. He wrote and sang on the British sex comedy, Secrets of a Superstud.
He wrote the music and words for the best advert ever…
Posted: 29th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Charlize Theron Was Bullied At School By People Probably Masturbating Over Her Right Now
BULLYING is no laughing matter, unless of course, someone you hate is being bullied like a racist or a sexist. Bullying is really great then because it’s righteous.
Of course, celebrities were once humans and one such star, Charlize Theron, has revealed that she was bullied at her high school. Bullied, presumably, like loads of other people were bullied who didn’t go on to be hugely famous and masturbated over.
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Posted: 28th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Miley Cyrus Smokes ‘Too Much F***in’ Weed Over Her Bob Marley Space Cake
MILEY Cyrus will now make older readers feel very old indeed. At her 19th birthday party, celebrated at Los Angeles’sRoosevelt Hotel in L.A., the Miley dad, Miley mum, the ubiquitous Kelly Osbourne, Demi Moore’s daughter Rumer Willis and a Nicki Minaj-styled dwarf, saw the singer given a cake shaped like Bob Marley (as he was). The Daily catches it on tape:
[T]he former “Hannah Montana” star cracks, “You know you’re a stoner when friends make you a Bob Marley cake—you know you smoke way too much f***in’ weed.”
“I thought salvia was your problem, man?” retorts Osbourne.
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Posted: 28th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
The Nigerian Scam Artists Release A Greatest Hits Album – For Charity
THOSE Nigerian scam artist and their 419 caper have released an album of their greatest hits. And it’s all for charity!
Spotters: @alex_chase @craigfots)
The Sexiest Photos Of David Hasselhoff: The Hoff Lives
DAVID Hasselhoff is a man who commands attention, much like a car crash demands a look. When you walk into the room and people turn to look, you wonder if you have toilet paper stuck to your trousers. When you look at The Hoff, he knows your looks are born of admiration…
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Posted: 27th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Watching Bella Give Birth On Twilight Gives You A Seizure: Boyfriends And Husbands
REASONS not to see Twilight: Breaking Dawn: its gives you seizures.
Brandon Gephart of Roseville, California, was watching the birthing scens when he came over funny:
Brandon Gephart and Kelly Bauman said they were watching “Breaking Dawn: Part One” at a theater Friday night when Brandon sudden began convulsing during a graphic birthing scene. Brandon said he doesn’t remember anything until he woke up on the theater floor, but Kelly said he was, “convulsing, snorting, trying to breathe.”
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Face Of The Day: Katie Price’s Jordan Juniors
FACE of The Day: Cody Adams, aged five, from Gorbals, waits on line to see former glamour model Katie Price at a signing for her new book Santa Baby at the St Enoch Centre, Glasgow. The Jordan Juniors Katie Price generation is upon us…
Posted: 26th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comments (11)
Gary Glitter Roams, Prowls And Infects The Tabloids: Paedo Puts World On Alert
GARY Glitter is on the Mirror’s front page. The headline declares:
“He’s back again”
And he has been away. Glitter’s music is not played over the airwaves, and you’d no more belt I Love You Love Me Love from the car stereo on the school run than you would dress up as The Leader for the Christmas party.
Before the convictions for paedophilia, Glitter had been a popular musician. Indeed the Mirror’s headline is pun on his hit song Hello, Hello, I’m Back Again, lyrics of which are overshadowed by his crimes:
Hello, Hello. It’s good to be back, it’s good to be back.
Hello, Hello. It’s good to be back, it’s good to be back.
Did you miss me, Yeah, while I was away, did you hang my picture on your wall
Did you kiss me, Yeah, every single day, although you couldn’t kiss me at all.
And did you love me, Yeah, like a good little girl,
Did you tell that naughty boy not to call, did you love me, Yeah, in your little world,
Although you couldn’t see me at all, although you couldn’t see me at all, Dance me Up!
The Mirror’s Tom Pettifor writes:
Charities last night spoke of their fears for children as pervert Gary Glitter was given the green light to roam the world.
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Posted: 26th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
What Does Lady GaGa Want In Her Dream partner?
WHEN you’re famous, you can demand what you like from a potential suitor. And with Lady GaGa being not-ugly and not-at-all-poor, she can totally decide what she wants from a suitor. So what’s she after? Someone who will treat her like a human being? Someone who cut through the celebrity icing and see the real person beneath?
Don’t be stupid. Celebrities want someone to absolutely and thoroughly buy into their importance. They feed off it. That’s how you get tough enough for the bitch-fight at the top of the pile (before it eventually eats you).
And so, GaGa has been asked about her dream partner. She likes them to have passion and ambition (two meaningless things, granted) but she still finds herself attracted to a wide variety of men. HOW WIDE? WE MUST KNOW!
“It ranges from a really big d**k to a degree at Harvard,” she told to The Sun. “[Plus] talent and perseverance and pushing the boundaries of love and acceptance.”
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Posted: 25th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Katy Perry Cancels The Bunk Beds: She’s Having One Baby
KATY Perry is going to have one child, probably called Gnahghahhhhh! As she says:
“If it doesn’t hurt the first time, I’ll keep popping them out!’
Posted: 25th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Album Of The Day: How To Belly Dance For Your Husband And His Friends
ALBUM of the Day is Little Egypt’s recording How To Belly Dance For Your Husband And His Friends, featuring the swinging melodies of Sonny Lester His Orchestra And Chorus…
Oh, yeah, mummy-oh!
Katie Price’s ‘Snatched’ Kids Bring Kidnappers To Book
KATIE Price, aka Jordan is the subject of the Sun’s front-page headline:
“I FEAR MY KIDS WILL BE SNATCHED”
The chose of words seems laced with adolescent stickiness.
The story is that “terrified Jordan” is upset that a “hidden tracking device” was found under her car.
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Posted: 25th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
