Celebrities Category
Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.
Madonna Isn’t Happy About New Track Being Leaked
THE music industry isn’t the same as it once was. The main difference is that the industry itself isn’t in control of what is released, how you obtain it and where you listen to it. Basically, it’s watching the rug being pulled from under its own feet and some of the old guard just don’t know what to do.
The most recent example of this is Madonna and her leaked ‘Give Me All Your Love’ demo hitting the internet this week. And she really isn’t happy about it. And of course, you can hear it below to anger her further.
Madonna’s manager Guy Oseary has said the singer was “very upset” that a demo had leaked, spoiling the ‘surprise’ of new material from her upcoming album.
“Madonna told me this morning ‘my true fans wouldn’t do this’… whoever is responsible for this leak, we ask that you please stop!” Oseary wrote via Twitter. “I’m very happy with the positive reaction to the demo, but we are very upset with whoever leaked the song!!!!!!!!” he added.
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Posted: 10th, November 2011 | In: Music | Comments (2)
The Adventures Of Tintin Censorship: Belgian Detective Upsets British And Lebanese Racism Police
MORE often than not these days the name Tintin is followed by “racist”. Sure enough, in Tintin in the Congo, written in 1930 by the Belgian George Remi, Africans are depicted as submissive and simple minded. They often come across as not half as clever as Tintin’s companion, the dog Snowy. To contemporary sensibilities the cartoon character’s derring-dos in Africa are expressions of deep bigotry and typecasting.
Now, with the release of Steven Spielberg’s 3D-animated film The Adventures of Tintin: The Secrets of the Unicorn, the cartoon racism debate has intensified again, with renewed calls for censorship and bans. British stores recently moved Tintin in the Congo from children’s shelves to adult graphic novel sections, and the publisher Egmont has wrapped the book in plastic and added a warning sign about its “offensive” content.
Over in Lebanon, there have been some strong reactions to Tintin, too. But here the cartoon has been deemed as unpalatable for very different reasons. In one cinema, Spielberg’s name was blocked out from film posters. Apparently, Lebanese movie-goers need to be shielded from knowing that a Jewish man has been involved in the film they’re about to see.
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Mark Wright Of The Jungle: TOWIE Man Explains Why He’s In Australia
MEAT-faced TOWIE star Mark Wright, star of the abortion ‘n’ tell, delivers his thoughts on going into the I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here jungle:
“It has been a very emotional year. I have played out my life and relationships on TV. I need a complete break. This is a great way to do it…”
What better way, indeed…
Posted: 10th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Did Mick Hucknall Die In A Jetski Accident?
Is Mick Hucknall dead? One site says yes:
Preliminary reports from Turks and Caicos Police officials indicate that the musician struck a concrete boat slip in a marina on Parrot Cay in the Turks and Caicos Islands. Mick Hucknall was the only passenger on the personal watercraft at the time of the incident. Specific details are not yet available.
And with that million tweets go off…
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Posted: 10th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
X Factor: How Did Frankie Cocozza Meet ‘Helmet Polishers’ Becca Hills and Katherine Holland? (Photos)
HOW did Frankie Cocozza meet Becca Hills and Katherine Holland, the “blondes” he was spotted partying with and whose presence gave the tabloids lurid headlines about romps and lust? Frankie heads off to London’s West End an X Factor minder.
A look over the web suggests that Hills, of Ashford, Kent, works at the Stringfellows Nightclub. On Facebook, she described her job as:
“Polishing helmets with Katherine Holland”
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Posted: 10th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
X Factor Rebel Frankie Cocozza: Becca Hill, Katherine Holland, Lust, Sex And Chico
DAY 2 of X Factor’s excluded star Frankie Cocozza’s solo career. The Sun leads with news of Becca Hills, the “beauty” ready to tell all about her night of passion with an 18-year-old.
This is the “Blonde’s Night With Shamed Star”
Yep. Star.
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Posted: 10th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Moneyball Premiere Tokyo: Photos
TO the Japanese premiere of Moneyball in Tokyo to see Angelina Jolie (red dress; groomed hair; allure) and Brad Pitt (uber alles hair and doing his best to eradicate all signs of previous sex appeal). And, Angie, red on a red carpet… no.
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Posted: 9th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Michael Jackson’s Reckless Death Is Pinned On Conrad Murray: Who’s Really Bad?
SO, Michael Jackson’s personal ‘feelgood doctor’, Conrad Murray, has been convicted of involuntary manslaughter. This apparently provides closure for those who have tried to make sense of the pop icon’s death in June 2009. Because for many, the idea that Jackson died a tragic, accidental death as a troubled star who was under a lot of pressure, that he was simply an afflicted man who finally dug too deep into the medicine cabinet, apparently just won’t do.
The six-week trial didn’t only lay bare intimate details of MJ’s life and death, beginning with the distribution of gruesome images of his body in a hospital gurney and a photo of his naked body at the autopsy – it also revealed that, today, the idea that tragedy sometimes strikes, for little explicable reason, has limited traction.
Image: Michael Jackson’s sister La Toya Jackson leaves the Criminal Justice Center, Monday, Nov. 7, 2011, in Los Angeles, after it was announced that Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson’s physician when the pop star died in 2009, was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter.
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Posted: 9th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)
Kim Kardashian Butts Into OK!: National Enquirer Said She Wore Kris’ Engagement Ring In 2007
KIM Kardashian and her Konglomerate have built a fortune on a a big butt and a self-made sex tape that accidentally “leaked” onto the internet like a faulty Justin Bieber pull up. Kim Kardashian has no obvious talent. Her porn was mundane. But her mummy saw a chance to get rich and famous. We met lots of other Kardashians – daughters and more daughters emerged before us.
But Kim was the star. And it was decided that she needed to marry. So, she married a 90-ft high mouth-breather named Kris. He had a name that started with ‘K’ and hardly spoke. With any luck only his chest would ever appear on camera. Viewers would not be able to see his eyes rolling and glancing sideways as Kim and Ko. talked about their journeys. But the wedding enver worked out and Kim and Kroom are getting a divorce. As lusk has it, the split chimes with the release of a Kardashian book is released.
Now, Kim is on the cover of OK! magazine, She wants to talk to you about her marriage split. The National Enquirer says it has proof the wedding was a “sham”. It claims to have “found photos from 2007 of Kim flashing the extravagant 20.5-carat sparkler designed by jeweler Lorraine Schwartz that Kris supposedly ‘gave’ her!”
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Posted: 9th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Courtney Stodden’s Breasts Are As Real As Dr Drew’s Medical Ethics
PSST! Wanna see a teen bride married to a much older man geting her breasts examined on the telly? Well, read on because Courtney Stodden, wife to aged actor Doug Hutchison, has exposed her insides to Dr. Drew. The pripsoe of this exercise in taste? To show the world that Stodden’s boobs her natural. No, that bone is not an implant. Althopgh if bones are being implanted, Dr Drew may like one in his knickers to just how excited he is at his contution to medical science.
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Posted: 8th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Jimmy Savile’s Gold Coffin Is On Display In Leeds: Photos Of The Novelty Tea Caddy
JIMMY Savile’s got a gold coffin. It’s been on display at Leeds’ Queens Hotel, allowing the public to pay their respects ahead of his funeral in the city tomorrow. If you press a hidden button in the “reclining chair” , a teapot pops out and puts a warming brew into a mug.
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Posted: 8th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Guilty Conrad Murray Makes LaToya Shake For Michael Jackson: Photos
CONRAD MURRAY has been found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in the death of Michael Jackson.
Under California law, a criminally negligent act leading to death can be involuntary manslaughter.
Awaiting the verdict, Michael’s sister LaToya tweeted, “I’m shaking uncontrollably.”
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Posted: 7th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6)
Coco Austin Laps Up The Miami Surf – Surf Laps Back: Photos
REMEMBER, remember the Fifth of November – that was when Anorak’s muse Coco Austin went to the beach in Miami. As she tweets:
Went 2 the beach & was mobbed by paparazzi!Today I gave them a show & worked it in the water. Your gonna see pics all over the net soon,watch
We watched as American royalty humped the waves. She lapped up the attention – and the waves lapped at her…
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Posted: 7th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)
Katie Price, Frankie Boyle, Chief Inspector Mark Ling Walk Into A Bar WIth Harvey
THE Sun’s story on Chief Inspector Mark Ling – “Top cop’s ‘race txt about Jordan son’ – begins:
A POLICE chief has been suspended amid allegations he texted colleagues a racist joke about model Jordan’s disabled son.
That’s Harvey, the true star of Katie Price’s life.
Chief Inspector Mark Ling is also said to have sent pals an explicit version of nursery rhyme Little Miss Muffet on his work BlackBerry phone.
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Posted: 7th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Kill Keith: SAW Meet Richard & Judy
KILL Keith is Keith Chegwin’s new film. It’s described as “SAW Meets Richard & Judy”. We can only hope:
The year is 2010 and hidden away in a damp dark and blood stain cellar is a stranger, a man, a figure in the dark, someone we’d rather not know. He sits through the small hours torturing himself watching Swap Shop on fast forward over and over again. Cheggers Plays Pop posters decorate the cellar walls. The stranger moves slowly around his memorabilia filled shrine; terrifying equipment of torture fill the cellar together with several slabs of dead meat hanging from meat hooks. In the corner a man is bound and gagged in a cage while being subjected to archive TV clips of Keith Chegwin. The stranger is on an evil crusade. What is this unhealthy obsession with Keith Chegwin? Is the stranger plotting to kill our much loved Keith? Innocent victims from around the country slowly start to disappear. The damp cellar accrues more bodies. The news headlines build of reports of a serial killer. Cheggers continues his daily TV show while the nation lives in fear of evil roaming the country. Body parts begin to surface hundreds of miles from where they disappeared. How safe is Keith? How long before the stranger fulfills his obsessive desires.
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Jimmy Carr’s M5 Death Joke Makes Him Look Like A Coward And A Bullying Cock: He Can’t Win
CAN Jimmy Carr make a joke from the deaths of seven people in a crash on the M5 near Taunton? Some may have been burnt to death.
The TV funnyman tweets:
”An (sic) couple married for 66 yrs died within 3 days of each other. That’s nothing. My grandparents died on exactly the same day…. car crash.”
Carr then says it was not his intention to be offensive and make fun of the deaths of Anthony and Pam Adams, who were on their way home after visiting their family in Taunton:
”Very bad timing by me. The joke was obviously not about recent tragic events. Apologies if any offence caused.”
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Posted: 7th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Free Calvin Harris Tickets For London Show
FIRST ten people to repsond get a pair of tickets to see Calvin Harris is the Lynx All-nighter headlining and Alex Metric and Japanese Popstars at the Elephant & Castle Coronet on 12th Nov…
Posted: 7th, November 2011 | In: Music | Comments (8)
David Hasselhoff And Katy Perry Star In The Photo Of The Year: MTV Awards Face Off (Literally)
WHEN David Hasselhoff eyeballed Jesus stumpet Katy Perry at the MTV Europe Music Awards, cameras clicked. Hasselhoff, a man famed for slow-mo running, taking orders from a snarky car that lived in a mute truck and helping to decide what the Queen must spend three minutes of her life watching, looked like he was having his face tied on by a dwarf sat on a goat with wayward horns. Unless that is The Hoff’s new expression fixe, in which case we commend his efforts in what has become a tired area of human evolution…
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Posted: 6th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Justin Bieber Wears No Pull Ups In A Display Of Moist Love For Selena Gomez: Photos
ALL eyes on Selena Gomez, china doll-headed sex interest in Justin Bieber’s life, at the MTV Europe Music Awards in Belfast. Well, before Mariah Yeater claimed she parted Bieber’s fringe (now an official euphemism) and popped out his love child, Gomez was the only woman linked to the perky star.
She was hosting the event at which Bieber was performing. Would the lovebirds put on a show of unity for the cameras? Would Justin dry hump and grope Selena without his no-leak pull ups and prove the 30-seconds allegations wrong? Would Selena come dressed a crocheted toilet roll cover?
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Michael Moore Occupies Denver With 2 SUVs And Punk Media
OCCUPY Denver is being Occupied by Michael Moore, the wealthy film makers who does not “associate myself with those who do well”. The 99% giving themselves a voice are being co-opted by a host of famous members of the 1 percentile:
Filmmaker and activist Michael Moore joined a growing crowd at the “Occupy” Denver protest Thursday evening, but his encounter with CBS4 left him fuming when he was asked about whether he represented the “99 percent” that the protesters stand for, or the “1 percent” they claim to be rallying against….
Moore said a few words to the crowd and then was escorted by two security guards in an SUV …
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Posted: 5th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Justin Bieber Finally Says That The Kid Is Not His
LIKE the lyrics of Michael Jackson’s ‘Billie Jean’, Justin Bieber is at pains to point out that the kid is not his son. The kid in question, of course, being the one that 20-year-old Mariah Yeater says Bieber put inside her after a show.
If you missed it, Yeater said that Bieber rode bareback because it was his “first time” and that he “wanted to feel everything.”
And now, Bieber has finally come out and spoken about the claim in explicit terms. He said, to Matt Lauer on Today:
“Never met the woman. I’d just like to say, basically, that none of those allegations are true.”
“I know that I’m going to be a target, but I’m never going to be a victim.”
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Posted: 4th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Steve Jobs Saw Jedward’s New Single Before Dying
FOLLOWING the news that Steve Jobs’ last words were “Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow”, OK! brings news the Jedward’s new single is called Wow Oh Wow.
You see. Jobs was not seeing Paradise, the iPhone 6 or Justin Bieber’s marriage to Kim Kardashian. He was seeing Jedward’s new video.
See it and die…
Posted: 4th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Tabloid: The Joyce McKinney Story Is Unmissable
TABLOID is the story of American beauty queen, Joyce McKinney. PopBitch describes it thus:
Daily Express reporter Peter Tory (who stars in the film) told his Editor, Derek Jameson, that McKinney had been charged with armed abduction of Mormon missionary Kirk Anderson, after chaining him to a bed in a Devon cottage for three days to have sex with him. And that she now wanted to sell her story for forty grand. Jameson’s thoughful response? “Fu*k me. Give it to her… And get her story.”
Kim Kardashian Is Massive Down Under: Mrs Humphries Sydney Visit Photos
KIM Kardashian is in Sydney, soothing her marital woes by plugging her fashion accessory range at a department store in Australia. Yes, lest it go unsaid, Kim Kardashian is big Down Under.
Until recently, Kim biggest accessory was 90-foot tall husband Kris Humphries, whose job it was to accessorise Kim wedding dress. He will soon be accessorising Kim’s divorce thong and a section in her autobiography entitled “Marriage Tips And Tricks”.
On the subject of Kim’s failed-yet-lucrative marriage to a small giant, she has produced a letter:
This is probably the hardest thing I’ve ever had to write. I see all of the support and I am so thankful for my fans, friends and family who are helping me through this difficult time.
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Posted: 3rd, November 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Reviews | Comment
Katie Price Puts The Dick In Dickens: Santa Baby
KATIE Price’s new tome Santa Baby will be the new Christmas Carole. Prolific Katie is putting the “dick ins” in Dickens, and the world will be all the better for it. Don’t fret, Tiny Tim. Peter Andre and Alex Reid weren’t big enough for out KAtie, but she’s been to the medic and in chapter 2, the turkey gets a proper basting…
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Posted: 3rd, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
