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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.
John Galliano, Colin Jordan And Dior’s Nazi Links
OVERLOOKING the fact that Hitler liked to kill zer gays, we bring news of John Galliano and Karl Largerfeld. Galliano has been sacked by house of Dior – the fashion palace created by Christian Dior whose niece Francoise Dior married the English Nazi Colin Jordan in 1963.
READ: Leyton Aggression Boils Over: It’s 1965 And World Führer Colin Jordan Is At Large
Galliano is to face trial in Paris over alleged racial insults. He could go to jail for six months, if convicted.
John ” I love Hitler” Galliano wants to explain:
Since the events of last Thursday evening I have not been able to make any public comment on what took place based upon advice from my French lawyer. However, given the continuing delays at the French Prosecutor’s Office I should make my position clear.I completely deny the claims made against me and have fully co-operated with the police investigation.
A number of independent witnesses have given evidence and have told the police that I was subjected to verbal harassment and an unprovoked assault when an individual tried to hit me with a chair having taken violent exception to my look and my clothing. For these reasons I have commenced proceedings for defamation and the threats made against me.
However, I fully accept that the accusations made against me have greatly shocked and upset people.
I must take responsibility for the circumstances in which I found myself and for allowing myself to be seen to be behaving in the worst possible light.
I only have myself to blame and I know that I must face up to my own failures and that I must work hard to gain people’s understanding and compassion. To start this process I am seeking help and all I can hope for in time is to address the personal failure which led to these circumstances and try and earn people’s forgiveness.
I have fought my entire life against prejudice, intolerance and discrimination, having been subjected to it myself. In all my work my inspiration has been to unite people of every race, creed, religion and sexuality by celebrating their cultural and ethnic diversity through fashion. That remains my guiding light.
Anti-semitism and racism have no part in our society. I unreservedly apologise for my behaviour in causing any offence.
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Posted: 3rd, March 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6)
Beyonce and Furtado Donate Gaddafi Cash: Will Oil Workers Do The Same?
NELLY Furtado is donating to charity the cash Saif Gaddafi, the Libyan Colonel’s son, paid her to sing. Beyonce Knowles has already paid the $1million she got for performing for Gaddafi’s boy at Nikki Beach St. Barts on New Year’s Eve 2009 to the earthquake relief efforts in Haiti, over a year ago.
The HuffPost says Mariah Carey and Usher were also paid $1 million to perform for the Gaddafi family.
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Posted: 3rd, March 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Can Porn Missionary Charlie Sheen Destroy The Therapy Industry?
CHARLIE Sheen is not a dissolute fornicator. He is missionary saving fallen women, like Bree Olson, nee Rachel Oberlin. Sheen has told Howard Stern that he got Olson to collect her golden c*ock and retire from the porn business.
Bree is now with Sheen at his home, the one he calls “Sober Valley Lodge“. How he got her to retire is one of the few things Sheen has not yet shared with his followers on Twitter, which has replaced Two & A Half Men as the hottest show in town. The expert opinion is that you can’t make a lucrative come back unless you’ve retired; or that everyone want to make sacrifices to meet Emilio Estevez.
Sheen is currently living with Natalie Kenly and the resting Bree Olson. Says Olson on Twitter:
“I don’t do drugs and neither does anybody around me. I used to drink occasionally and don’t even do that anymore. Yeah, I love sex, so what?”
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Posted: 3rd, March 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Alex Gerrard’s Plumbing Tip Of The Day: The Light Bulb Goes Off
ALEX Gerrard, WAG to Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard, will now supply the quote of the day, as delivered in an interview about her wonderful life in OK! magazine:
“I’m just imagining Steven as a plumber, he can’t even change a light bulb, he’s hopeless.”
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Posted: 2nd, March 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Joan Collins Knows That True Glamour Costs
JOAN Collins’ dress, by Lebanese designer Georges Hobeika, was so tight she felt “woozy” at the post-Oscars Vanity Fair party. Collins took her glamour to an ambulance, possibly carried by a tribute of matinee idols. She then went to hospital, where she pulled on a handmade, bejeweled gown, lay on bed and with the back of one wrist resting on her forehead declared, “I’m ready.”
Jordan could learn a lot from Joany about what real clamour costs.
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Posted: 2nd, March 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Kerry Katona’s Dancing On Ice Journey To The Deep Freeze
KERRY Katona is, as ever, on the cover OK!, and , a sever, she is talking about men. Katona cocks an opens hand to her open mouth. OK! constructs the headline:
“Kerry speaks out on her marine hunk.”
The marine hunk is Kevin Green, whose estranged wife is not keen on Our Kerry, alleging that the ketchup-faced mum-of-many played a part in their split. (Kerry denies that.)
The other reason Katona is in the news is that she’s been booted off Dancing On Ice, the telly show that leaves everyone cold. It was Emma Bunton who told her:
“After being in the bottom, in your head you’re already on the plane.”
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Posted: 2nd, March 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Charlie Sheen Is Enabled By The Tabloid Media: And We Love It
CHARLIE Sheen is providing fun copy just now. He’s shagging porn stars, getting off his face and giving the kind of quotes that can fill a tabloid with debate about his status as a role model (in the tabloids, everyone is a role model when they’ve been on the telly). But without the media would Charlie Sheen exist? Sheen’s love of the limelight suggests that he exists only to be on view. Exposure is what he is.
Julie Moos writes in Poynter:
Sheen has appeared on “The Alex Jones Show,” “The Dan Patrick Show,” “Loose Cannons,” NBC’s “Today” show, ABC’s “Good Morning America,” and CNN’s “Piers Morgan Tonight.” He has texted People magazine and RadarOnline and been interviewed live on TMZ.com. And he’s not done yet. Howard Stern says his show may be next. Tuesday evening, “20/20” will air a lengthy interview with the actor.
Lots of coverage for the actor who can raise hell in the cosy comfort of a home porn cinema of five star hotel suite.
The Kansas City Star’s Aaron Barnhart says “Enough’s enough” — “that the ‘enablers of tabloid journalism’ should intervene rather than interview.”
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Posted: 2nd, March 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)
Gretchen Mol Follows Ptolemy With Winter
CELEBRITIES are not like you and me: Gretchen Mol introduces her new child Winter Morgan Williams.
Mol and her husband,Paranormal Activity 2 director Tod ‘Kip’ Williams, are also parents to son Ptolemy John, 3½.
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Posted: 1st, March 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Phil Lynott Exhibition In Dublin: Photos And Memories
IT’S not long since Gary Moore died. A retrospective on his life is overdue in a TV schedule littered by dross and pap. While we wait for that, we went to see the Phil Lynott exhibition at the Creative Space in St. Stephens Green shopping centre, Dublin. “Still in Love With You”, organised by Hot Press magazine, features the “biggest ever collection of memorabilia, song lyrics, exhibits, paintings, tributes and photographs of the late rock legend”, who died 25 years ago. He died too young. But, then, the best often do.
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A Lonley Hearts ad written by Phil Lynott in 1972 which forms part of a new Exhibition on the life and times of the Thin Lizzy star organised by Hot Press Magazine, entitled "Still in love with you" which opens at the Creative Space in St. Stephens Green shopping centre in Dublin on Friday March 4th. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photio Picture date Tuesday March 1, 2011. Photo credit should read: Niall Carson/PA Wire
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Posted: 1st, March 2011 | In: Music | Comments (3)
Lindsay Lohan Proves Her Innocence With New Charm Necklace
THE case of Lindsay Lohan’s necklace is now being taught in English class. It is alleged that Lohan stole a $2,500 necklace from a jewellers called Kamofie & Company. The store is outraged and wants justice. The store that sells the kind of trinket a minted Hollywood A-lister would stoop to stealing, allegedly, will have its day in court. This is not about marketing and publicity. This is about justice.
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Posted: 1st, March 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Nelly Furtado Donates Gaddafi Concert Money To Sting
COLONEL Muammar Gaddafi and his kids in Libya (or the Caribbean and London – whichever is closer) love a good party. When Mickey Rouke and John Galliano get to play the Libyan dictator in film, they will be able to co-star with the likes of Nelly Furtado, Mariah Carey, Beyoncé and Usher, who have all been hired to perform for the family Gaddafi in recent years.
It should be a great show – perhaps the most tortuous musical since Godspell.
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Posted: 1st, March 2011 | In: Key Posts, Music | Comments (5)
Rihanna Gave Chris Brown’s Fat Head A Matching Lip: Photo
WHEN Chris Brown assaulted his then lover (wife?) Rihanna, the media went into overdrive. We saw the photos of the singer’s beaten face.
But now, thanks to MediaTakeOut.com, we can see what happened to Brown’s mush in the incident. It wasn’t just knuckle concussion that made the singer hurt.
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Helen Mirren And Helena Bonham Carter’s Road To Damascus: Photo
DAME Helen Mirren and Helena Bonham Carter arrived back from the Oscars in Los Angeles. For all the pneumatic glamour models and painted WAGs that Britain pumps out and up, the country still exports a different kind of sex appeal to the American mould. Mirren and Bonham Carter are quintessentially British stars – personable, relaxed and self-assured. The British film industry might be thinner than a dictator’s wife, but the talent is of a fine damascene quality…
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Posted: 1st, March 2011 | In: Film | Comments (3)
This Woman Has a Dread Fear Of Something Unusual: Video
THIS woman has a dread fear of something unusual. Ready…
Posted: 1st, March 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
That Video Of John Galliano Prising Hitler
HERE’S the video of Mel Gibson’s favourite designer, allegedly, John Galliano acting like a camp Colonel Gaddafi in a Paris bar as he praises Hitler, the ultimate designer of not only clothes but genetics, cities and entire worlds.
He wanted to dress the world in brown – or russet with chocolate stitching, as he confided to his inner circle…
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Posted: 1st, March 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
RIP Jane Russell: A Life In Photos, Playtex And Bullet Bras
RIP Jane Russell. You were the screen siren who seduced The Outlaw in 1943. It was banned for two years. You could watch newsreels of death and destruction in Europe and the Far East. But if you woman to see a voluptuous woman in a tight top, it was forbidden.
She said of her career in 1999:
“Why did I quit movies? Because I was getting too old! You couldn’t go on acting in those years if you were an actress over 30.”
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The Razzies: Jessica Alba Excites Ashton Kutcher’s Wood
THE RAZZIES. These are the only awards that matter. The 2010 list of delights features the Last Airbender, a triumph for M. Night Shyamalan, whose forthcoming box can be shaken free of excrement and used as a colostomy bag for the film buff.
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John Galliano’s Paris Line Is To Die Fuhrer: Video Of Jew Face Rant
JOHN Galliano is being billed as the Mel Gibson of fashion. Galliano, a man who look exactly like Colonel Gaddafi’s performance as Captain Hook at Tony Blair’s 1998 Christmas panto places his hand on his moustache curlers and says he made no anti-semitic comments in La Perle bar, Paris. He says he never called a woman a “dirty Jew face” at a bar in Paris.
A woman called Géraldine Bloch, 35, alleges Galliano eyed up her ensemble and uttered to she and her pal:
“Dirty Jewish face, you should be dead. Fucking Asian bastard, I will kill you.”
The Sun has gotten hold of video shot by someone in the bar. It says you can hear Galliano saying:
“I love Hitler.”
No, not “I love Hitler in brown – those deep chocolate tones are so now. To die for. Really. They. Are. To. Die. Fur-her. Gerrit?!”
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Posted: 28th, February 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
No Irish, Scots, Angolan Or Indian Actors Win An Oscar: Racism, Probably
WANT to know why no Irish, Scots, Indian or Angolan won an Oscar?
Rush Limbaugh knows why:
“… You have a very powerful industry run by liberal Democrats, very rich liberal Democrats, and they have their top ten best movies, nominated best movies, and not a single person of color nominated for anything, not even best supporting stooge….”
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Colin Firth Says K-K-K-Kerching: Oscars Winners In Photos
TO all the winners of a Golden Gopher, a BAFTA, a SAG, a Crystal Meth, a Bronze Turd any other film award shoe-horned around the Oscars: unlucky. They don’t matter. It’s all about the Oscars. The film industry is all about the money, and winning an Oscar means making more money. As Colin Firth might say in the kind of English accent Americans like: k-k-k-kerching!
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Oscars 2011 Photos Presented By Helena Bonham Carter’s Gutted Garters
THE Oscars, the world’s starriest AGM, featuring a glittering host of workers at the coal face of The Industry hoping they win and can thank God for choosing them to win a gold plated marital aide. After the red carpet, the show sags like Colonel Gaddafi’s cheeks.
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Kanye West Does Not Carry Pocket Lint: Tweets Swag At Airport
KANYE West does not carry pocket lint. Kanye West does not carry coins, a snotty tissue, a lucky rabbit’s tail, a condom, a wallet, an empty crisp packet, a fish, a robot lover or a disposable bib.
Kanye West does carry three gold Hecrmès bracelets, a Jesus medallion, a gold charm of a replica football kit, sunglasses and a top-of-the-range belt featuring little choo-choo trains.
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Charlie Sheen To Direct Cheers-Friends Porn Parody TV Show
CHARLIE Sheen was not mentioned when his dad Martin Sheen and brother Emillio Estevez rocked up to the Jameson Dublin Film Festival to promote ‘The Way‘. And while the snappers snapped and the hacks hacked, the big cocaine-coloured white elephant’s crack in the room was not mentioned. But Sheen, aka Elephant Crack, been busy calling into a radio talk show.
As a result of the call, Two And A Half Men, the CBS sitcom that we only started watching after Sheen locked an orangey porn start called Capri Sun in his closet and opened Kacey Jordan’s womb to frenzied debate, is on a long, long break.
CBS and Warner Bros announce:
“Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of ‘Two and a Half Men’ for the remainder of the season.”
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Posted: 26th, February 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Was Catherine Zeta Jones Punched? Video
CATHERINE Zeta Jones, now a Commander of the Order of the British Empire, says a photographer punched her.
Zeta Jones was the ‘The Darling Dud of May’ (Sun) who used to shag Blue Peter’s John Leslie and starred in the Titanic you never watched. And then she became a huge star:
“No one taught me how to deal with press attention and I didn’t handle it well. I became edgy and uptight. I’d say ridiculous things – they’d print them. I’d do ridiculous things – they’d get me every time.”
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Posted: 26th, February 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Catherine Zeta Jones Gets Her CBE: In Photos
TO Buckingham Palace, where John Leslie’s former lover Catherine Zeta Jones has been made a Commander of the British Empire (CBE) by the Prince of Wales. Abi Titmuss, who also dated the tall TV presenter, has yet to be decorated…
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Posted: 25th, February 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
