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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.
Coleen Rooney Is Luckier than You (And She Gets To Shag Wayne!)
TIME to catch up with Coleen and Wayne Rooney. Thanks to Hello!, here’s Coleen:
“Like most people, I’ve come down to earth with a bit of a bump after all the excitement of Christmas and the New Year. This gloomy January weather doesn’t help but I’m not complaining because I was lucky enough to get my dose of winter sunshine on a New Year Family Disney cruise to the Caribbean.”
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Posted: 20th, January 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Miranda Kerr’s Organic Breast Milk: A Warming Photo
MIRANDA Kerr would like to show one and all a photo of her son Flynn suckling on her breast. Says Miranda:
“I gave birth to him naturally, without any pain medication, and it was a long, arduous and difficult labour, but Orlando was with me the whole time supporting and guiding me through it. I could not have done it without him.”
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Posted: 19th, January 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Katie Price Divorce Statement In Full: Harvey Price Is The Man Of The House Again
KATIE Price’s chocolate sock love affair with Alex Reid is over. Will he jilt her at the lawyers? Will she scape his bed line and launch a signature fragrance? Will Harvey Price win?
THE STATEMENT FROM KATIE PRICE
Alex and I have had a number of difficulties over the past few months. I accept that these were in part caused by my marrying too quickly – we all make mistakes and this was one. However, Alex changed from the man I fell in love with and some of his behaviour became difficult for me to understand and caused issues. I have tried to help him with these issues but they have put a considerable strain on our relationship.
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Posted: 19th, January 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comments (8)
Zachary Jackson Levon: Elton John’s African Kids And A Sperm Shake
ELTON John cradles Zachary Jackson Levon in his arms and the years of waiting for an OK! magazine baby montage are finally at an end.
Elton says the inspiration for having a baby of their own was their failed bid to adopt Ukrainian orphans Lev and his brother Artyom.
So, surrogacy it was. Elton and David Furnish looked through a selection of “egg donor profiles”. A woman was chosen whose skin tones would set off Elton’s red robe he sports for the shoot and David’s dancing eyes.? And they had to select a surrogate. She is “very knowledgeable about natural, organic products for children, the types of nappies to use, ways to feed the baby”.
She’s a rare find in a Californian woman.
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Posted: 19th, January 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (10)
Susan Boyle Gets Job As Microsoft Secretary In Nigeria
SUSAN Boyle continues to live the dream. The email missive from Nigeria tells us that SuBo has scored a job as a secretary for Microsoft, specifically British Microsoft Award Secretary.
Starry stuff for the woman who dared.
The Good News!
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U2 Save Ireland From The IMF
IF only all Irish taxpayers could be like Bono? When he and the rest of U2 moved their publishing arm to the Netherlands in 2006 after the Government capped tax-free earnings for artists at €250,000, there was much weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth. But then we realised that the Irish Government had no fecking clue how to spend taxpayers’ money and would most likely have spent the U2 harvest on art, Bernie Madoff T-shirts and cake.
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Posted: 18th, January 2011 | In: Music | Comment (1)
Michael Jackson’s Dead Perfume On Sale Soon:
MICHAEL Jackson Inc. has launched a new perfume. To connect with Jacko, his legion of fans can open the twin vials of Ebony & Ivory and dowse themselves in a rich emollient of embalming fluids with top notes of creosote over a deep base of Ronseal. Also hints of wine gum, burnt hair, Pepsi and for that added authenticity a dash of ground monkey foot. But we are wrong. The actual scent is made from the flowers that grew in his Neverland Ranch in sun-dabbled Beverley Hills.
Now the cool kids who want to remember their idol can small of Knobcone Pine, Brittlebush, Hairy Purple Bells, Blue Dicks-Ookow, Morning Glory and maybe other native Californian species.
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Posted: 18th, January 2011 | In: Key Posts, Music | Comments (23)
Fur-Fancier Jodie Kidd And Leather-Clad Kimberly Wyatt Join Campaign Against Animal Testing
THE press release tells us that Jodie Kidd and Pussycat Doll / You Can Dance judge Kimberly Wyatt support the BUAV camping to end animal testing
for beauty products.
This would be the same Kimberly Wyatt who seems to have worn a fur coat (see photo) and most definitely wears leather.
And Jodie Kidd is also on board. Kidd joins the protest to protect animals from the ravages of women trying to look good:
“I think designers have to be free to create what they want to create. Fur has always been around, whether the designer has chosen to just put it on some collars and cuffs or to put it right in your face in a full outfit. I’ve always been really open about what I’ll wear when I’m working. I’m just doing my job. Us models don’t have any creative impact on what we wear anyway, so we can’t really afford to take a moral stance on anything.”
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Posted: 18th, January 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
The Golden Globes: All You Need To Know
THE Golden Globes 2011: The best video, gifs and action. and Ricky Gervais sounding just like Russell Brand. There’s is the new British accent in LA:
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Modern British Landmarks: Nick Cave’s Broken Gatso (Brighton)
THEY come to pay homage to the Gatso speed camera Nick Cave struck in Brighton last December. The prang assured Cave a new legion of fans.
What other modern British landmarks do you know of..?
Katie Price Divorce: Alex Reid Grows Hair In A Very Bad Place
KATIE Price tells a friend who tells the NoTW that she wants Alex Reid “out of my house and out of my life for good“.
Described as “furious” and a “blond bombshell” (the more exclusives Jordan gives a paper the more desirable she becomes) Jordan says walking Toffee Crisp Reid has “turned into a fame-hungry sponger”.
That would be the Big Brother winner Alex Reid whom Jordan married after he won the show for fame whores?
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Posted: 16th, January 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (30)
Katie Price And Alex Reid’s Divorce: Will He Jilt Her At The Lawyers?
KATIE Price and Alex Reid’s chocolate sock romance (he’s the Toffee Crisp; she’s the Snickers) is heading for divorce. Well, so goes the tabloid sensation that’s sees the Sun lead with Alex Reid’s “last-minute divorce jitters”.
Jitters is most often a term used for someone about to be married. Can you have divorce jitters? Is this the world’s first cancelled showbiz divorce.
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Posted: 15th, January 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Amy Winehouse Regains Control Of Her Limbs – Suddenly: Video And Photos
AMY Winehouse is in Brazil. She’s on stage. And suddenly she regains control of her limbs. Like Pinocchio testing out a new arm, Winehouse wheels about the stage. She finds a leg. She finds another legs. Thrilled by it all she does a pirouette.
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Freddie Mercury Back From The Dead To Flog Japanese Noodles
WHEN John Lennon was brought back from the dead to shill for Citroen, we wondered which star would be next to lick Mammon’s fingers. So. Without further ado here is resting Queen front man Freddie Mercury to flog you noodles. And he’s not been wasting his time of late – Mercury’s bene learning Japanese…
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Canada Bans Dire Straits’ Money For Nothing: Animated Sting Must Die
CANADA likes to be noticed. And news reaches us that the latest plot to remind the world that the land above the US of A is not just an oxygen storage depot of California, is that the Canadian Broadcast Standards Council has decreed that Dire Straits’ 1980s protest song of working stiffs Money for Nothing must not be played on Canadian radio.
A listener complained to St. John’s radio station CHOZ-FM. that the word faggot is “extremely offensive” to gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people.
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Posted: 14th, January 2011 | In: Music | Comments (5)
Katie Price And Alex Reid Divorce: Top Coats And Justin Bieber Nights
KATIE Price and Alex Reid are locked in will-they wont they divorce story. Reid tells Star readers that he and Katie have been “getting on like a house on fire”. Her house, to be specific – because Katie said she was talking with her people and arrangements for any divorce had not been finalised. Our money is on him getting the base coat of his tan, she getting the top seven coats and them splitting the breasts down the middle, like Heidi Montag.
The made-for-tabloid divorce story limps on. But today it got refreshingly nasty. The Daily Star leads with:
JORDAN: A DIFFERENT MAN EVERY NIGHT
On Monday she’s Alain Delon.
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Posted: 14th, January 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Quentin Tarantino’s First Movie: Watch My Best Friend’s Birthday
THIS is Quentin Tarantino’s first movie. The title is My Best Friend’s Birthday. He made it in 1987. It cost $5000 in 1987. Here’s what left of it…
Spotter: Kottke
John Travolta’s Hair Sings Jason Donovan Hits To Lull New Baby Benjamin
JOHN Travolta showcases his new baby Benjamin on the cover of Hello! – and then upstages him with his hair.
Travolta has opted for curtains, the hair-do of 1980s popstars and footballers. If you tussle his hair you can hear the strain of Jason Donovan singing Especially For You.
Kelly Preston (mum) “sailed through her pregnancy with the help of a Scientology course”. She then had a “beautiful quiet birth based on L. Ron Hubbard’s philosophy.”
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Posted: 13th, January 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Nicole Kidman’s Botox Face Moves Us (And Now Moves Itself)
NICOLE Kidman has denied using Botox. In 2007, she said her forehead and skin were as nature intended. Sure, her face looked like it has been dipped in a resin and buffed on Shane Warne’s crotch, but her kind have never been understood.
She is beautiful. She refuses to let herself go. If she did decline, we’d attack for her that. You see, Kidman has beauty, that thing we have all craved. She must not toss it away. We will not allow it. If she does not maintain her film star looks, we will question her sanity.
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Posted: 13th, January 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Charlie Sheen Takes Bree Olsen And A Copy Of The Beano To Hugh Hefner’s Room: Photos
CHARLIE Sheen moves on from Capri Anderson to hook up with porn star Bree Olson. When the Adult Entertainment Expo and AVN awards (photos) hit Vegas, Sheen just happened to be in town.
He was staying at the Hugh Hefner suite at The Palms Casino. (Source says it’s not that authentic a theme room because the place doesn’t smell of urine and regret, allegedly.)
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Posted: 13th, January 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Peter Brandt II Explains These Stephanie Seymour Photos
WHEN we saw those photos of model Stephanie Seymour and her son, Peter Brandt II (“Designer, Art Collector, Socialite, and Model, and the eldest son of Supermodel Stephanie Seymour and Newsprint Billionare Peter Brant I”) on the beach, we thought she was with her boyfriend.
Peter is 18. He tells Gawker (via):
“I would just like to say that these pictures have been taken completely out of context, my mother and i are very close as she is with all her children. she often hugs and kisses me and my siblings in an manner that is intimate, any mother in the world does the same. that day on the beach we walked around with each other completely aware of the presence of photographers there. We have nothing to hide and with that in mind I would like to say that I am openly gay. At my age my mother and I are almost like friends and I feel open to talk to her about anything (and yes our relationship may be different because of my sexuality).”
He went on to talk of being followed by the paparazzi:
Photographers are more often than not obvious when they are there (If holding a large camera wasnt enough of a giveaway) We just accept that they exist and try to ignore them. We learn to accept that these photos may appear in the media but we do not appreciate speculation on our personal lives and any other hateful uninhibited opinions.
File under: you’re all sick.
Posted: 12th, January 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Ivanka Trump’s ‘Delicate Aesthetic’ In Hello!
AGAINST a “moonlit Manhattan skyline” Hello!” meets with Ivanka Trump, who “positively glows”.
Hello!: What’s your personal style?
Ivanka Trump: “Classic and traditional. I gravitate towards a feminine, glamorous aesthetic, a delicate one.”
Posted: 12th, January 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Glenn Close Is The Feminine Mr Nobbs: Exclusive Photos
THAT man in the bowler hat is Glenn Close. She’s playing the eponymous hero in the film Albert Nobbs, And who is Mr Nobbs? Why, he’s the Englishwoman disguised as a man in order to work as a butler in 19th-century Ireland. It’s a tale of Nobbs, knobs and hob-knobs. Here’s Glenn
James Van Der Beek’s Daughter Olivia Arrives In A Vacuum
JAMES Van Der Beek (Dawson’s Creek star emeritus) would like us to look at Olivia. Mum Kimberly says James named his new daughter “after our special tree”.
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Posted: 12th, January 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Elen Rivas And Peter Andre’s First Data: Intimate Photos
PETER Andre and Elen Rivas are “CRAZY ABOUT EACH OTHER”.
This news comes with:
“NEVER-SEEN-BEFORE PICTURES FROM THEIR FIRST INTIMATE DATE”
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Posted: 12th, January 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
