Celebrities Category
Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.
Leeds Festival In Pictures: Gallows Outshine Guns ‘n’ Roses
THE Leeds Festival 2010 in Pictures: the best photos of the festival include shots of Mumford and Sons, Gogol Bordello, Guns n’ Roses, Marina and the Diamonds, Adam Green, Pulled Apart By Horses, Foxy Shazam, Pendulum, Enter Shikarim Gallows and the fans…
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Lady Gaga And Justin Bieber Sue Over Comic Book Biographies
JUSTIN Bieber and Lady Gaga are not happy that they have been immortalised in 2D form by Bluewater comics.
The Gaga book sold out in the first week after its release. These things are populist fun. Others getting the line-drawn treatment are Kristen Stewart, Taylor Swift, 50 Cent and David Beckham.
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Posted: 31st, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Kelly Brook Sky Rides A Bike And Other Summer Treats
WHEN Kelly Brook is not getting her breasts out for Playboy, she’s joining the Mayor of London Boris Johnson on a tandem. Kelly, you may be surprised to know, rode on the front.
It’s not to promote Kelly, rather to bring to our attention the London Skyride, which allows cyclists to view the famous landmarks in the capital, on roads that will be closed to all traffic, except bicycles this coming Sunday September 5.
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Posted: 31st, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Elin Nordegren’s Barbie Band-Aid Bikini and Tiger’s Women (Photos)
ELIN Nordegren has divorced hole chaser Tiger Woods and wants to tell Hello! readers all about it, as she first told readers of People magazine. This is the same interview being passed off by Hello! as an Elin “exclusive”.
Elin is the “fiercely private golden girl”. Elin is now worth a rumoured $100million dollars, as part of the divorce settlement. That kind of money can secure a lot of privacy.
Says Elin:
“Money can’t buy happiness, but I have to honest: it is making some things easier.”
Elin tells us of her love for Tiger and how, having seen her parents’ divorce, the golfer made her “believe in love again”. The highlights of the interview are hereunder:
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Posted: 31st, August 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Paris Hilton Cocaine Bust Photos Is Module 2 In Her Summer School
PARIS Hilton has turned her back of slutiness and embraced drugs, allegedly. Inside Ms Hilton’s purse, Las Vegas’s finest found a small quantity of cocaine.
Reports are that she plans to tell the courts that the purse was not hers. But Paris seems set on returning to jail, perhaps to redecorate.
In July, while holidaying in Corsica she was found with under a gramme of marijuana in her handbag. At the World Cup in South Africa, Paris mate took a joint to the Brazil-Netherlands quarter-final match.
For those of you who were unsure what Paris Hilton did, the socialite’s summer school is an education. With plenty of time for holiday reading and to catch up on news in newspapers left around the pool, people are lapping up news of Paris.
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Posted: 29th, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Katy Perry Rocks The Gay Bar At New York’s Splash
KATY Perry was recently seen judging hapless singers on the X Factor. She was sat next to Simon Cowell’s lip-syncing clockwork soldier Cheryl Cole, who gets by on a combination of good looks and folksy charm.
Perry, on the other hand, can really sing and entertain. We spotted her on stage at New York’s “Splash” bar.
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Gallows Rock The Leeds Festival: Day 1 Photos
THE Leeds Festival Day 1 Photos: Carl Barat and Pete Doherty of The Libertines did their impression of Morecambe & Wise, Enter Shikari menaced, Pendulum hung, Coco Sumner of I Blame Coco never once mentioned her dad (hit dad!) and Frank Carter of Gallows drove one section of the crowd into a frenzy that was not entirely drugs induced…
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The Reading Festival Photos Are Dirty Girls And Wet T-Shirts
THE Reading Festival is an opportunity to look at the bands in action – but ultimately it’s a chance to look at girls dressed in shorts playing in the mud. It’s going to rain at the weekend. The tabloids will be handing out thin cotton T-shirts…
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Posted: 27th, August 2010 | In: Music | Comment (1)
In Photos: Robbie Williams Back With Gary Barlow For Flintstones Reunion
ROBBIE Williams and Gary Barlow posed for our pictures at the BBC Radio 1 offices. They were in London to witness the first broadcast of the track Shame, which the reconciled artists recorded as a duet. This is the first time they collaborated in 15 years. They fell out after Williams left boyband Take That in 1995. But how time has changed them. They look old. They look really old. They look Stone Age old. It’s no longer Robbie Williams and Gary Barlow – it’s Fred Flinstone and Barney Rubble. Aydaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 26th, August 2010 | In: Music | Comments (7)
Pete Doherty And The Libertines Serenade Amy Winehouse (In Photos)
AMY Winehouse watched Pete Doherty and the Libertines perform at the Forum in Highgate, London, last night. She stood on the balcony as the band serenaded. It was a good show – Pete looked like a slim Pauline Quirke, Carl Barat played on and Amy pulled faces and beamed with the whitest teeth. Your snapper took photos. It was a fun night.
The Libertines foursome had appeared on stage to the sound of Vera Lynn’s We’ll Meet Again. At the end of the show, Doherty chucked his harmonica into the crowd. If you caught it, you might want to wait until you’re not operating a motor vehicle or machinery before putting it near your mouth…
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Boat Porn: Photos Of Beyonce And Jay-Z’s Italian Cruiser
WHILE you are enjoying a staycation in the British monsoon seasons, Beyonce Knowles is taking the waters on a gin palace called Altitude. It’s a 180-foot Italian Benetti yacht. It costs $377,000 a week to hire. Or you can buy it for €29.5 million.
The ship has six cabins, a gym, a Jacuzzi, a Laser Pico sailing dinghy , 3 x sets waterskis, a five-man banana, Beyonce and Jay Z.
* Launched in the year of 2003 her interior decoration illustrates the capabilities of Stefano Natucci. Superyacht ALTITUDE is able to accommodate up to 12 guests with 14 qualified crew. This large motor yacht has a helicopter platform. Her old, former or build project names were (Benetti Fb) Amnesia Ii. She is able to attain a maximum speed of 16 knots.
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Posted: 25th, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Big Brother Winner Bez Jailed In Manchester
FORMER Big Brother winner and Happy Mondays lead percussionist Bez, aka Mark Berry, has been jailed. No, not in the Big Brother house with Makosi et al. He’s in a real jail with real CCTV.
Berry who had always seemed destined to play Smike in Nicholas Nickleby – The Musical, had accused one Monica Ward, the mother of his two-year-old son and lead singer in his band Domino Bones, of stealing his money. He became upset and throttled her.
Before the Beak at Manchester Magistrates court, Bez is given a community order for an assault he already been found guilty of. He is also ordered to pay £450 in costs. He declines to comply. Adding:
“I’m not doing it. Bothered. I’m going to appeal and take this to a real court.”
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Posted: 25th, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Exclusive: Evidence In Marc Mysterio Case Against Brandy Norwood
ANORAK’S Canadian pal Marc Mysterio – billed as Scadinavian by Tila Tequila – is currently suing Brandy Norwood. Mysterio has filed a lawsuit with the Los Angeles Superior Court, alleging that Brandy Rayana Norwood agreed to perform and write music for him. And then didn’t.
Mysterio has handed us proof of the contract he claims she broke.
Says Tila, that one-woman content factory:
Come on Bran, you’re a veteran in this business and should know better than to flake on a music deal!
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Kerry Katona Goes Snorkelling For Pakistani Orphans In Marbella
KERRY Katona will now tell OK! readers about her fifth child. As the headline states:
“KERRY SPEAKS ONLY TO OK! ABOUT HER FIFTH CHILD”
The Star and its sister organ OK! have tapped into a rich vein of news we call the Maybe Baby. First Katie Price declared she was not pregnant. Then Abbey Clancy declared, via a source, that she might get pregnant one day. And now mum-of-four Kerry Katona wants to tell us about the child she has yet to conceive in anything but her dreams.
This is “HER SHOCKING NEWS”.
We meet Kerry in Marbella, where she’s being squirted by two young children in swimsuits. One is chubby and a bit ginger. The other is blonde and thinner. Chances are their guns are full of vegetable dye (Swede/Carrot No.6 Blend). Kerry is orangey-brown stood on her tip-toes.
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Posted: 24th, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
George Michael Goes Down For Marijuana In Photos
GEORGE Michael was at Highbury Corner Magistrates’ Court in north London, to answer charges of driving under the influence of drugs after his car crashed into a Hampstead branch of Snappy Snaps.
In court, Georgios Panayiotou admits to driving under the influence and possessing cannabis cigarettes for his own use. He faces a possible prison sentence when the court reconvenes on September 14.
He would go to jail because weed is illegal. You can fill your pockets with Prozac and all manner of uppers and downers if it is on prescription. But weed is out.
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Posted: 24th, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
The Great American Tweet – The Best Celebrity Tweets
CAN a celebrity write the Great American Tweet? In our collection of tweets, we see them try. There is P Diddy having sex while tweeting; Lindsay Lohan being assaulted; Will Ferrell contemplating kicking Justin Bieber in the face; Jeremy Piven talking into his anus; Jim Carey’s original emoticons; John Cusak’s dinner with whores; a Kardashian sexing insects; and Stephanie Pratt talking herself up above the rest of you. Enjoy…
Twitter Pics – The Sexy Celeb Ones
Posted: 24th, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Rupert Grint Cherrybombs Harry Potter And Tries To Move On
RUPERT Grint, the actor best known for his role in the ‘Harry Potter’ films, was meeting fans to promote the release of his new film ‘Cherrybomb‘ on DVD, at a central London Hotel. The film is dire. The title is a reference to a blimp of hash that falls from joint and burn a hole in your clothes. The only sign of anything having happened is nothing. Just a hole. And the expense of buying a new top. But it serves its purpose – which is to nudge Grint along from being Potter’s sidekick and towards his predestined role as the Dennis Waterman of his generation.
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Posted: 23rd, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Tower Hamlets Cancels Event Posters And Creates More Mess
TOWER Hamlets council has changed tactic in its war on fly posters by slapping its own stickers with the word “CANCELLED” across the illegal adverts.
As Dean Nicholas says:
Looks like bad news for all those intotheir funky house and dirty pop, if this poster on Old Ford Road is anything to judge by. The ‘new era of club culture’ in the East End, with “massive DJ’s/PA’s” (sic) every Friday night, has been cancelled!
But it’s not the do that’s been cancelled – it’s the poster. Tower Hamlets hates bill stickers so much it is sticking bills over the, er, bills. It’s genius. Says the legal sticker:
“This poster has been cancelled by London Borough of Tower Hamlets”
Here’s the plan from Councillor Shahed Ali:
“This is a creative way to crack down on fly-posting. We’re showing would-be fly-posters that they’ll be wasting their money if they put up illegal advertisements in the borough. It can take up to 45 minutes to remove just one poster and often scraps of paper are left behind – but it only takes a couple [of] seconds [to] stick the ‘It’s Cancelled’ sticker on.”
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The V Festival In Backstage Pictures
THE V Festival in stage and backstage pictures, featuring Anorak’s Woman of the Decade Paloma Faith, Paul Weller, Kasabian, Florence Welch, Pixie Lott, Diane Vickers, Madness, The Pet Shop Boys, Plan B, the Charlatans, Goldfrapp and everyone else naked in a muddy field in Chelmsford, Essex…
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I Was Olly Mur’s Brother: Ben Murs On How The X Factor Killed A Family
OLLY Murs, the X Factor Robbie WiIliams impressionist, has “WRECKED OUR LIVES”. So says his family.
It’s the News of the World’s front-page news. Following the Sun’s chat with Murs, readers now get an “X Factor exclusive”.
In the bid to make Olly Murs a stars (he has a record out soon), we get to hear from “angry” Ben Murs-Hart. Olly’s twin borther. It’s hard to tell the two apart because neither of them has had a hit record nor played football in Robbie Williams’ garden. But one of them has shagged at last 30 women and the one of them is front-page news.
No word on Ben’s shag tally, but he is “choking back tears” as he tells us:
“The show has torn our family apart.”
Ben says Olly skipped his wedding last year to sing in the X Factor semi-final. We learn:
“Something was missing and that was Olly. It’s clear people like Simon Cowell are more important to him than me.”
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Posted: 22nd, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (7)
Miranda Kerr’s Pre-Pregnancy Body In Photos (For The Ladies)
MIRANDA Kerr is pregnant by… Orlando Bloom. And this gives us and all media the ideal opportunity to supply readers and other pregnancy fans with lots of pictures of Kerr’s pre-baby body. We do this for research purposes – to allow women to compare and contrast the post pregnancy wonder with what went before. Ladies, this is for you…
Posted: 20th, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Fourth Member Of Three-Piece Act N-Dubz Convicted Of Groping In Glasgow
AARON Fagan is the BBC’s N-Dubz “star”. He’s the star no-one had heard of nor noticed until he sexually assaulted two women in Glasgow. It’s a crime he denies.
Before Aaron Fagan, 25, groped two women at Strathclyde University students’ union in John Street on 1 October last year, he was the fourth member of a three-piece act. (Image – Fagan fourth from right just out of shot.)
Now we meet Fagan front stage centre. As he leaves Glasgow Sheriff Court he turns to the media:
“I’m a black man and I have been tried by a white jury. It’s pretty clear what happened in that court and it’s the opposite of justice.”
Fagan has a sense of drama and of being hard-done by but fails to notice that there is no jury. He was convicted by Sheriff Joanna Johnston.
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Posted: 20th, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Katie Price’s iPod Shuffle Makes Her A Multimedia Shag Puppet
IN only our third Katie Price story of the day, we went along to see Jordan launch her new boutique ipod range, at a photocall at The Worx, in Parsons Green, west London. Out came Katie dressed as an overstuffed oven-ready sausage. On her head she wore a tiara of iPods. Let it not be said that Katie fails to understand men – you can shag Katie and not need to look over her shoulder to watch the football. Just look a bit above her eyes and get the full multi-media hump. Also available on iPod shuffle…
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Posted: 20th, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4)
Jason Derulo Handstands Justin Bieber At O2 (Photos)
THAT’S Jason Derulo performing on stage at the O2 Shepherd’s Bush Empire, London. D Derulo is up for Best Male Video and Best New Artist.
In the second category he’s up against Justin Bieber (“Baby”), Ke$ha (“Tik Tok”), Nicki Minaj (for her Sean Garrett collabo “Massive Attack”) and indie supergroup Broken Bells (“The Ghost Inside”).
Can he beat Bieber? No. Still, can Bieber do a handstand while dressed as a colander?
No way…
Posted: 20th, August 2010 | In: Music | Comment (1)
Has Laura Bell Bundy Committed Career Suicide By Be-Weave?
MS Shocantelle Brown sure can tell that you need “real synthetic hair” at Be-Weave salon. They specialise in “homosexual hair-dos”.
As an advert for a local salon, it’s a nice oddity. But then you realise it’s the work of blonde singer Laura Bell Bundy, and it takes on a different tone.
Is it “racist”, as Tabloid Prodigy says?
The US is chippy about this kind of thing.
Posted: 20th, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
