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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.
Ronan Keating’s Spare Bedroom Antics: Francine, Yvonne And Pictures
WHAT news of Boyzone’s uber alles haired Ronan Keating, wife to Yvonne and friend to dancing stunna Francine Cornell?
The Greatest Love Is A Roller Coaster Pictures Ever
The News of The World tells readers:
Yvonne lets him back in the house (but puts him in the spare bedroom)
Hope the PRs let us know when Ronan and Yvonne shag again. Keep you posted, readers. unless they are shagging in the spare bedroom, in whish case, relief all round
In the Mirror’s just as “EXCLUSIVE” exclusive, Dean Piper and Adrian Butler say:
Ronan Keating wins wife back
And:
Boyzone star is writing love songs to keep her
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Posted: 30th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Charlotte Church And Gavin Henson’s OK! Engagement And Split
CHARLOTTE Church and Gavin Henson are no longer Wales’s orangey answer to Vicky and Day-vid Beckham. Ruby, two, and one-year-old Dexter will never share a showbiz magazine photospread with mum and dad.
Six weeks ago, Charlotte and Gavin announced their engagement in OK! magazine.
It was Charlotte who told us:
“He started saying, ‘We’ve been together five years, we’ve had good times and hard times but it’s mostly been good. I think we are meant to be together for the rest of our lives’.
“I was a bit confused. He never says anything like that. Then he went down on one knee and said, ‘Will you marry me?’ I was absolutely joyous. I was so pleased.”
Gavin picked his moment:
“When she’s hungover and feeling a bit sketchy she’s a lot more touchy-feely and lovey so I thought she’ll definitely say yes then.”
The big question: how will OK! fill the pages where Gav and Char’s wedding would have been? Suggestions, please…
Posted: 30th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Dennis Hopper RIP: A Life In Pictures
DENNIS Hopper has died. Hopper, star of Rebel Without a Cause, Easy Rider, Blue Velvet,The Making of ‘Super Mario Brothers’ and 24 has died… A life in pictures:
Posted: 29th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
RIP Gary Coleman: What You Talking ‘Bout Harpists (Life In Photos)
RIP Gary Coleman. You were Arnold Jackson in Diff’rent Strokes. You are now with the angels. “What you talking ‘bout Willis” That was your catchphrase. Now it’s “What you talking ‘bout harpists?”
Coleman died, aged 42, after suffering a brain haemorrhage.
Dana Plato who played Kimberly on the show, died in 1999.
Todd Bridges, who played Willis, “Says Wearing Diaper Was His Drug-Abuse Low Point”.
You know you’re getting old when your childhood TV stars die. You know you’re getting old when haven’t seen the child star in anything for 24 years. Now he’s in a coffin and everyone wants him again…
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Posted: 28th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Cheryl Cole Hurts Ashley And England’s World Cup Dream: What Would Vera Lynn Do?
CHERYL Cole and Ashley Cole Divorce. The babies have been cancelled. Cheryl, as we have leant, is doing it for England. Ashley needs a clear head, says selfless Cheryl’s sources, and if that means she has to divorce him, then so be it. It’s not her. It’s you. It’s England.
READ: Cheryl Cole And Ashley Fight Over The Dogs: World Cup Divorce Special Pictures
Ashley, who without Cheryl only managed to win The Double with Chelsea, is on the cover of the Star:
“Cheryl will spoil my World Cup”
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Posted: 28th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (33)
Sex And The City 2 London Premiere Pictures: Sarah Jessica Parker’s Royal Weave
TO the London Premiere of Sex And The City 2 – twice as good as Sex And The City 1. Sex And The City 2 will put lead in your writer’s pencil and show us that if Sarah Jessica Parker can be a sex symbol, then so can you, my shabby, slack-jawed friend. Cynthia Nixon, Kim Catrall and Kristin Davis looked on as Sarah Jessica Parker put John Travolta’s weave on her head, (unwoven and bedazzled with ‘London diamonds’ of pigeon appreciation).
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Also there: Chris Noth, Amanda Holden dressed a demented fairy, the ubiquitous Jamie Winstone wearing the old ball and chain, Tess Daly, Daisy Lowe dressed as a middle-aged divorcee, Peaches Geldof in tope (skin), Louis Spence going down on Emma Bunton and loadsa fans…
Posted: 27th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
JLS Bring Rays Of Sunshine With Aston Merrygold’s Back Flip: Photos
JLS were grandstanding their pure hearts as band members Jonathan Benton, Marvin Humes, Oritse Williams and Aston Merrygold – gerraload of that back flip! – met seriously ill children Aimie Pryke, 15, Shannon Right, 15, Chelsea Nye, 9, Lauren Barrow, 12, Kian Jones, 7, Emily Bailey, 13, and Serhap Vysal, 14.
The JLS photo opp. was arranged by Rays of Sunshine, a charity which grants wishes for seriously ill children in the UK between the ages of 3 and 18. And you know what?
Look at those cynical kids realising that they are mere footstools on whish JLS can stand to reach that little bit closer to the stars. Kids can be so cynical.
Everyone else thinks it’s great that what would have just another day trapped on Earth in a life less than perfect was made a bit different and a bit fun…
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Aston Merrygold from JLS performs a backflip for Emily Bailey, 14, who is stood with (left to right) band members Oritse Williams, Marvin Humes and Jonathan Benton. Emily has acute Myeloid leukaemia and met the band through Rays of Sunshine, a charity which grants wishes for seriously ill children in the UK between the ages of 3 and 18. At the Millenium Hotel, London.
Posted: 27th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Sarah Ferguson Earned $75,000 For Kiss From Arab Sheikh But Turned Down $3.5m Shag?
SARAH Ferguson pimps out Prince Andrew. But are there any takers for a little quality time with the graceful Duchess? An Arab sheik – a real one? – offered Fergie 3.5 million for sex, allegedly.
Hire Sarah Ferguson For £41,000, O.N.O
And, no, he didn’t want Andrew to watch.
The story goes the in 1996 after her divorce form her stud-muffin, Fergie turned down the big money but scored £75,000 for a snog.
Sarah Ferguson Pimps Prince Andrew: The Cash For Equestrians Scandal In Pictures And Video
This report on Inside Edition goes like this:
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Meanwhile, Fergie is sounding like a walking self-help book:
“The bottom line is, I am a foghorn for silent whispers, I am a children’s book author, I am Sarah Ferguson, I am a mum and I am so very proud of that.”
Note: Repeat to self five times every 15 minutes. Try not to laugh.
Sarah Ferguson ‘Pimps’ Out Prince Andrew: Blue Blood On The Drip
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PA PHOTO 27/2/87 PRINCE CHARLES WATCHES HIS WIFE, THE PRINCESS OF WALES (CENTRE) AND SISTER IN LAW, THE DUCHESS OF YORK LARK ABOUT IN THE SNOW AT THE PHOTO SESSION MARKING THE START OF THEIR ANNUAL SKIING HOLIDAY. THE ROYAL PARTY, WITH THE DUKE OF YORK ARE STAYING IN THE CHIC WINTER RESORT OF KLOSTERS, IN THE SWISS ALPS.
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Posted: 27th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Cheryl Cole And Ashley Fight Over The Dogs: World Cup Divorce Special Pictures
CHERYL Cole is divorcing Ashley Cole now because, as we learnt via an “insider” yesterday:
“She knows how vital it is for Ashley to have a completely clear head and concentrate entirely on his football and performance with no distractions or emotional pulls.”
Pictures: Cheryl Cole And Ashley’s Marriage
Selfless stuff from nation’s sweetheart Cheryl, putting the World Cup before her own breaking heart.
Ashley who has managed to muddle alone during his split from Chezza by winning The Double with Chelsea, will surely be appreciative.
Story continues after a gallery of Ashley’s alleged women:
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Posted: 27th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
In Pictures National Movie Awards 2010: Winners, Losers and Tom Cruise’s Hair
ALL the pictures of the winners, losers and arrivals at the 2010 National Movie Awards at the Royal Festival Hall. Yep, movie awards. What nation is this, America? It’s film, or if you are certain vintage, it’s the pictures or the flicks.
And calling it the National Movie Awards 2010 implies the National Movie Awards 2011 is not a done deal. If it were, the do would be called The Moves, or The Namards. Instead, it’s bit of TV pap, dreamt up by marketing departments that gave Twilight and award for the Most Anticipated Movie of the Summer – let’s hear it for the hype department!
On a brighter note, the awards allowed us to see Tom Cruise wearing hair last seen in the window of Mr Jeffrey’s gentleman’s outfitters and sport his trophy like a Little Tommy Gun.
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Posted: 27th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (7)
2010 National Movie Awards In Pictures: Twilight, Tom Cruise’s Nylon And Robert Pattinson’s Hair Sads
THE red carpet at the 2010 National Movie Awards at the Royal Festival Hall was a chance to see Tom Cruise audition for a roll as a less lifelike Ken doll, Chipmunk extend his hand gesture (and you, pal) and Orando Bloom look less pretty rather then more manly in a beard. Now we deliver the pictures of the do proper.
Kylie Minogue smiled, Emma Watson looked young and Peter Facinelli won the Best Fantasy and Most Anticipated Summer Movie awards for The Twilight Saga:New Moon.
Yep, he won an award for being hyped. What. The. ****. We were just about getting over the use of the world “movie” – it’s film – when Facinelli scooped his gong for the PR and marketing departments sterling work in spending money.
Here are the pictures – which everyone get in…
Oh, and look out for Robert Pattinson’s hair sads. RIP.
In Pictures: Orlando Bloom And Chipmunk’s C-Word Present The 2010 National Movie Awards
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Posted: 26th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
In Pictures: Orlando Bloom And Chipmunk’s C-Word Present The 2010 National Movie Awards
BEFORE the pictures from the 2010 National Movie Awards at the Royal Festival Hall, London, a look at Orlando Bloom (the beard!) Konnie Huq (she made it earlier), Tom Cruise (hair by…) and Gwyneth Paltrow (leathered) and Chipmunk, worker of the hardest working hands in showbiz. Chipmunk’s hands are talented but he seems to be going for the arthritis gig, or is it cancer, as he contorts his hand into a big “C”. The betting at Anorak is that Chipmunk’s hands are not stuck like this but an attempt by him to create a new hand gesture. This is no easy thing, but top marks to chip for trying. Anorak expects to see the “C” replace the Kenko roast w*nk shake at football matches…
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Posted: 26th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Stephen Hawking Not Mistaken For Queen At Chelsea Flower Show
THE Queen has met with Mr Stephen Hawking at the Chelsea Flower Show. The caption to this event is should avoid any confusion.
Although if you need arrows, let us know…
There is journalism – and there is bad journalism…
Spotter: BadJournalism
Posted: 26th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
For Sale: Monty Python Life Of Brian Script
GREAT news for office wags who can recite entire scenes from Life of Brian, the Monty Python aide de pratt. A script from the film is due to be auctioned at the Great British Comedy event on June 8 in London. Nothing screams funny like a comedy event – not even you begging for it to end. At the do will be Terry Gilliam and Michael Palin. Joining them will be Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders, Ian Hislop and Paul Merton. Bring stitches…
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Posted: 26th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
In Pictures: The Reformed Faces Then And Now
THE Faces are reformed. Ronnie Wood, Kenney Jones and Ian McLagan are back. Former Sex Pistol Glen Matlock replaces Ronnie Lane, who died in 1997 of MS. And all is good. What’s that you say? Where’s Rod Stewart, the lead singer? Where, indeed? Whatever happened to him? Last seen, Rod was scaling a model’s legs. He should reach the top by 2015. The good news is that the lead winger replacing Rod is… not Small Faces frontman, Steve Marriott. The new frontman is Mick Hucknall. It not easy to make Ronnie look good – but the lads might just have cracked it…
The Rolling Stones – Rare Pictures
Malcolm McLaren & The Sex Pistols
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Hire Sarah Ferguson For £41,000, O.N.O
THE Duchess of York’s most recent humiliation is not something I wish to dwell on. But I notice that the Big Speak – “Home of the World’s Best Motivational Speakers, Keynote Speakers, Consultants & Trainers!”, to quote – still advertises Sarah as one of their top stars, available to inspire you for a fee starting at $41,000.
Sarah Ferguson Pimps Prince Andrew: The Cash For Equestrians Scandal In Pictures And Video
Her promised words on “overcoming adversity” (eg “the unrelentingly vicious British press”) and “the road to an authentic life” will now possess an especial resonance, I’m sure. Her bio on the site however may need fixing.
Sarah Ferguson ‘Pimps’ Out Prince Andrew: Blue Blood On The Drip
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Posted: 26th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Katie Price’s New Man And Peter Andre’s Bergamot And Mint
WANT to know about Jordan’s “Secret Other Man”? Want to know about the “third man in Kate’s marriage”? The Star’s front page promises much. And readers familiar with disingenuous headlines will wonder if Alex Reid has name for his little Toffee Crisp? Maybe he calls it Peter, or Big Andre?
Inside, and wonder now more as the third man can be revled as…Dane Bowers, the singer who dated Katie and used her baby churner as a foot muff on video.
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Posted: 26th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4)
Anti-Fur Gwyneth Paltrow At Furry Louis Vuitton’s New London Shop Opening
WE spotted Gwyneth Paltrow attending the opening of the new Louis Vuitton store on New Bond Street, London. Paltrow does not wear fur. LV loves fur. Remember when Paltrow wore fur for Tod’s and then apologised to Peta:
“That was awkward, and I’m glad you asked, because I do not wear fur at all.”
Apart from when…
“It was a day-long photo shoot on a boat near Capri, and there were all sorts of poses behind and draped a stole around my shoulder. I didn’t pay much attention to it and when I noticed it was fur, I assumed it was fake fur, but did not ask, so it’s my fault. I was very surprised when they ended up using that one shot out of hundreds for the centerpiece of the Tod’s ads. I know it’s not a great excuse, but I hope you and your members understand.”
Here’s Paltrow at LV. And here’s a gallery of LV’s fur range…
The leather shoes are her own.
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Posted: 25th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Chanelle Hayes And Jack Tweed Interview: And Baby Makes 2
JACK Tweed and Chantelle Hayes are “The World’s Most Shocking Celebrity Couple”. Yes, they are a celebrity couple, but are they shocking? Anorak took the OK! cover to the streets and asked people if they were shocked that a jobbing Mr Jade Goody and a Big Brother strumpet were together?
Big Brother: Victoria Beckham Lookalike Chanelle Hayes Overdoses
The most popular words offered in reply were:
“Who?”; “No”; “Osama bin Laden is shagging Ronan Keating?!”; “Couple of what?”; “Ok, £50 quid and I’ll give you a signed photo Prince Andrew in his panties”; and “Why read OK! when you can read Anorak?” (shucks, thanks).
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Sarah Ferguson Alleges That Prince Andrew Doesn’t Just Play Golf And Shag: World Shocked
YOU cannot but feel sorry for Prince Andrew. One minute he’s a feckless amateur golfer jetting about the world eying up totty, his biggest worry keeping a decent side parting and not getting spotted staring your girlfriend’s breasts as you talk to him.
The nest moment his former wife has opened her trap door and turned him into a man worth paying for, a figure of influence who actually holds down a job.
Says Fergie:
“Look after me and I’ll look after you. You’ll get it back tenfold.”
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Posted: 25th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Hitler Does Jesse James Downfall Parody: The Sandra Bullock And Michelle McGee Interview
MORE on Jesse James, the self-styled Vanilla Gorilla and estranged Mr Sandra Bullock, who wants to tell us that the picture of him with the Nazi salute was a joke. Hitler is soon going to come out of retirement to do a parody of Jesse James’ Downfall.
Says James:
“I could tell by the look on my face it was a joke that was funny then, probably for a minute, but then looking at it in the context of now and in my life, it’s not funny… There’s not a racist bone in my body.”
Jesse James Sniffles And Weeps For Sandra Bullock And The Telly: Video
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Posted: 25th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
All Aboard Cliff Parisi’s EastEnders’ Wedding Bus
CLIFF Parisi is marrying a woman on the cover of OK! magazine. Cliff, who plays idiotic mechanic Minty on EastEnders, is pictured pulling clownish smile in the manner of the Great Stupendo on a bouncy castle.
Cliff may well have fallen victim to Soap Syndrome, whereby the actor becomes indistinguishable from the character that led him up fame’s sticky pole. OK! is happy to indulge the confusion between fact and fiction by telling of a “POLICE DRAMA” at the “EAST END BASH”.
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Tila Tequila Discovers An Addiction For Pills In Time For Rehab Show
ONE woman content factory Tila Tequila is looking over her CV and wondering “Why no rehab?” Our Man in LA looks at Tila’s next venture:
Being Hollywood D-List is one thing. Look at Kathy Griffin and how she’s used her lack of notoriety to achieve notoriety.
But being tabloid Z-List? Well, that’s something completely different. Just ask Tila Tequila.
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Posted: 25th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Jedward Do Chelsey Pucks: Behind The Scenes Video On The Shake ‘n’ Vac (Not Meow Meow, Kids) Advert
HANDS up who wants to see behind the scenes at goings on at the new Jedward commercial for powdered Shake ‘n’ Vac (not meow meow, readers!)? Hands up? No, hands up where we can see them. You all do.
And helping you tiptoe through the dog mess on the carpet, is Chesley OMG, aka Chelsey Pucks. Chelsey is either a work of parody or else she really is like that and Jedward have found someone – albeit imported – to make them look bearable.
As your circle life’s plughole, try to look up…
Posted: 24th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Sleazy Ronan Keating, Francine Cornell And Jan Moir’s Strange Column
BOYZONE’S Ronan Keating is linked to the blonde Francine Cornell and the web erupts in angry reaction to Jan Moir’s non column in the Daily Mail.
Keating’s “sleazy” heterosexual lifestyle has yet to be condemned by Moir, as so rightly it should be. Anorak has spoken with leading lights of the gay media, and all are dismayed. Says one hack, a leader writer at the Telegraph:
Whatever the cause of sex is, it is not, by any yardstick, a natural one. Let us be absolutely clear about this. We look to Jan Moir to offer us an explanation so we can best make sense of the perversion.
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Posted: 24th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
