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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.
In Pictures: Amy Winehouse And Blake Are Back Together
AMY Winehouse is rising to the challenge presented by Kerry Katona’s elevation up the tabloid news U-bend by getting back with Blake Fielder-Civil.
Spotted walking hand in hand. Amy emerged from a London clinic where she’s been having her huge Jordans drip fed. As Winehouse wrote on her Facebook page:
“The king and queen of Camden are coming home.”
Grab a huge orb of black hash, a sceptre fashioned into a Cromwell Carrot and shove your head down the throne. They’re back…
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Posted: 19th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Alex Reid Brands Katie Price ‘Evil’ As She Dumps Him: Pictures
KATIE Price is all set to “KO” Ales Reid. The Star says Jordan wants “ALEX OUT OF MY LIFE”. She’s “set to dump” Reid. The fact keeps coming: Katie Price and Alex Reid are over.
To recap: Reid and Price are on their Egyptian holiday, which we are now told is a honeymoon (with exploding breasts!). The film crew are there. The mates are there. And the deal to sell the marriage (yep, after the honeymoon and the other marriage in Las Vegas is in the bag). But the Star is admant: Reid and Price have split.
Or as we learn after spending 20p on the news:
Jordan, 31, has secretly told pals at times she regrets marrying the beefcake.
And those pals secretly tell us.
“Alex was so angry he was telling all his mates he thought his new wife was evil.”
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Posted: 19th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (7)
In Pictures: Brian McFadden ‘Kills’ ‘Pig Faced Mole’ Kerry Katona
THE 12-step plan to make Kerry Katona a likeable personality, follows her estrangement from husband Mark Croft, confessions of cocaine addiction and a non-romance with Peter Andre, to move on to her being a victim of Brian McFadden. As the NoTW reports:
ANGRY Kerry Katona speaks out today for the first time about her six-year war with ex-hubby Brian McFadden.
Brian McPadding, the former Westlife singer who gave Kerry two kidzz, Molly and Lily-Sue, and made her one part of the couple known as Karion?
In part two of her explosive News of the World interview she tells of her AGONY when he cheated on his stag night and her DEVASTATION when he dumped her for Aussie singer Delta Goodrem.
That was the same Goodrem of whom the Mirror reported in 2003:
A source tells the paper that the former Neighbours star saw the trip to South Africa as a fun holiday and not as the start of a relationship. ”They don’t have a future as a couple,” the source says.
The papers never get it wrong. Goodrem and McPadding are now engaged.
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In the NoTW, Katona recalls how McPadding cheated on her on his Stag do with a lap dancer caleld Amy Barker:
That killed it for me. I loved Brian and I trusted him. I remember thinking: ‘But he’s the fat one from Westlife. Why would he do this to me?'”
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Posted: 18th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
In Pictures: Christina Hendricks’ Mad Mams for Esquire
CHRISTINA Hendricks, the Mad Men Bombshell – not to be confused with Michelle Bombshell McGee (NSFW) – a woman more bomb shelter than any shell you’d want to cock to an ear – is the Esquire magazine cover model for May.
Hendricks is on the cover because 10,000 women said she was the Best-Looking Woman In America. Of course, it’s a vote dependent on who is American at the time. And then there is Hendricks’ face which seems altered from her usual look. Sure the Mad Mams are there but her the airbrush has lent her a new nose, angular face and lips trimmed and shaped.
Spotted: Celebutopia
Posted: 18th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
In Pictures: Lee Ryan Is Harder Than Soft Wood At The Heavy Premier
TO the premier of The Heavy at The Odeon West End Cinema, Leicester Square. A pap film that might have become a novelty hit had the terrible script been more deliberate and the cast more predictable. In this tired gangsta flick, former boxer Gary Stretch plays Boots, a tough nut at odds with his brother Christian (Adrian Paul), who just happens to be an MP and a candidate for Prime Minister. The tagline: “Getting Out Means Getting Even.” Vinnie Jones stars. So does Sadie Frost. You want more? So too does – get this – former Blue member Lee Ryan. Look out for him look as hard as a puppy’s runny poo…
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Slso spotted: Roxanne Pallett, Brian Lara, Liz McClarnon, Adrian Paul, Kathryn Prescott, Leah Weller, Lee Ryan and girlfriend Sammi Miller, Gary Stretch and Malinee Chakrabandhu, Liz McClarnon, Beverley Knight, Michelle Collins, Paul Young and his wife Stacey, Meredith Ostrom and the ubiquitous Tamara Eccelstone…
Posted: 16th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Girls Aloud’s Nicola Roberts Is A Prestigious Urinal: Pictures
NICOLA Roberts, of Girls Aloud, redefines the term prestigious in the Daily Star. The word is used for the May Fair Hotel, a favoured hang out with D-listers, and Peter Andre and Katie Price. Nicola Roberts is so drunk, as the Star claims, that she staggered into the gents and sat on a urinal.
“The Girls Aloud caner, 24, got trashed on a recent night out at the prestigious May Fair Hotel in London. A male partygoer told us: ‘She didn’t even notice me weeing next to her.”
At least it wasn’t on her. After all, this is a prestigious establishment…
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Posted: 16th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Pictures: Shaven Headed Charlie Sheen Presents The Greatest Hollywood Wigs
ESTRANGED from wife Brooke Mueller, linked to hooker Angelina Tracy (pictures), Hollywood actor Charlie Sheen is reported to have shaved his head.
Radar says “Charlie Sheen pulled a Britney Spears”. No, not more sex with meaty blondes. This is a reference to the shaved bonce. Now, Sheen has a lustrous head of dark hair. He has Hollywood hair. No, not hair with a zip and rinse instructions. He has the kind of hair that men in Britain do not have. He has sublime hair.
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Posted: 15th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
In Pictures: Stacey Solomon Whistles For The Royal Air Force Squadronaires
STACEY Solomon, the airy singer powered by helium and hairspray, is with Sgt Kev Miles, leader of the RAF Squadronaires, for the recording of her song “At Last” for the new Royal Air Force Squadronaires album ‘In The Mood, The Glenn Miller Songbook‘ at the Sphere Studios in London. Stacey can become the forces sweetheart. And if the war comes, and we run out of ammo, Stacey she can be plugged into a loudspeaker and asked to speak and make the enemy think bombs are whistling down on their heads.
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Sgt Kev Miles, leader of the RAF Squadronaires (left), and Stacey Solomon are seen during the recording of her song "At Last" for the new Royal Air Force Squadronaires album 'In The Mood, The Glenn Miller Songbook' at the Sphere Studios in London. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Picture date: Thursday April 15, 2010. Photo credit should read: Ian West/PA Wire
Posted: 15th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
50 Cent’s Tattoo Removal And Tipp-Ex: Pictures
TOOTHY rapper 50 Cent wants to clear some space on his body by removing some of his tattoos. The tatts will not be cut away in a clinic and auctioned for charity – for shame! – but burnt off with a laser beam. Hit-tech stuff , readers. Says 50, now touting himself as an actor:
The Most Disgusting Tattoos (NSFW)
“It cuts down on the amount of time I have to spend in makeup covering them up.”
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In Pictures: Kerry Katona And Peter Andre Tell All About Their ‘Romance’
OVER the past few weeks, you may have formed an impression that Peter Andre and Kerry Katona were romantically involved. Stories such as:
* LOVESTRUCK Kerry Katona is hoping the Easter break will bring her a new baby with her secret lover Peter Andre.
Katie Price was seeing a shrink over Peter and Kerry’s “budding romance”.
In case you were in any doubt, you also learnt in the Star:
“YES WE LOVE EACH OTHER”.
“KERRY & PETE’S SECRET LOVE NEST REVEALED”
In the Star’s sister publication, OK!, Kerry and Peter were on the cover illustrating their kids and a story of:
“INTIMATE DINNER DATES & FAMILY PLANS”
And there was:
“KERRY’S SECRET NIGHT WITH ANDRE.”
All news breathlessly told in the Star as Kerry and Peter – who, incidentally, share the same agent, grew close in print.
Now the Star says of the love afair:
“They have both infomed us that this is completely untrue.”
So will Peter and Kerry sue?
Posted: 15th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
N-Dubz’s Dappy Goes Iggle Piggle Pob
KAYE Vasell, mum to N-Dubz front man Dappy’s son gino and unborn foetus, says the singer loves Iggle Piggle.
For some time Anorak believed Dappy was modelled on Pop, the spitting TV star. But he moves whit the times. Says Kate:
“He loves Iggle Piggle so much he went out to buy every Iggle Piggle soft toy that’s available. He take one of the soft toys on tour…”
As a stunt double.
Posted: 15th, April 2010 | In: Music | Comment (1)
Noel Fielding Searched By Camden’s Celebrity Police Force
THE Celebrity Police Force have been meeting with Noel Fielding, The Mighty Boosh’s Vince Noir. Reports are that Fielding was spotted with an “alleged dealer” in Camden Town (i.e. anyone aged between 16 and 92) and given a full body search at the local station. No drugs were found on his person.
And after meeting a few of the starry-eyed coppers, he was sent on his way…
Posted: 15th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
In Pictures: Charlie Sheen And Hooker Angelina Tracy
IS CHARLIE Sheen such a master of disguise that he has been pretending to be Tiger Woods, Jude Law, Roseanne Barr and Jesse James to cheat on his wife Brooke Mueller and get away with it? In Touch Weekly links Charlie Sheen to escort Angelina Tracy. Evidence was Sheen leaving Tracy’s home in the disguise you see to the left.
Sheen denies it:
“The woman in question is the sister of one of Sheen’s campmates and Sheen was only responding to a 12th-step call. Since Sheen knew he was being followed and how this would look, he wore the moustache in a tongue-in-cheek disguise gesture.”
Posted: 15th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Pictures: Katie Price Is Exploding Breasts Drama – Egypt And Jordan At War
KATIE Price is in Egypt. And her breasts have exploded. Having already told you that Katie is Jewish and a kidnap target for Hamas, we wonder if she has already been got at. Is Katie Price a suicide bomber?
The Star delivers the front-page headline:
“Jordan holiday boobs horror”
Yep, Katie has holiday boobs. Katie has boobs for every occassion.
“Breast implants explode on Red Sea scuba dive.”
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Posted: 15th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)
Why Did Hardcore Catholic Mel Gibson Split From Oksana Grigorieva?
MEL Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva, the Russian-born mother of his child his 5-month-old daughter, Lucia Beaverova, have separated.
Lucia is the one of whom modest Oksana said:
“It’s hard to tell at the moment. She sort of resembles both of us. She’s very cute.”
So. Hardcore Catholic divorcee Mel and the unmarried mother of his child have called it a day.
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Posted: 14th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Angelina Jolie Is ‘Pregnant’, Orphans’ Hearts Break
ANGELINA Jolie is pregnant. Well, so says Star magazine. Right now orphans are crying.
This is the same Angelina Jolie who earlier in the week ordered Brad Pitt to have a facelift. Maybe they’re breeding for Brad’s new face, a kind of stem-cell research project whereby Angelina will give birth to a line-free forehead hanging from a mop of hair?
The evidence for this baby is that Star says Jolie is three-months gone. If you want more evidence, the magazine says Jolie “can’t stand for long periods of time” is eating “more red meat and fish” and drank red grape juice in place of red wine in acting scene.
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Posted: 14th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Michelle McGee Says Blame The Married Man Whores
MICHELLE McGee says it’s time to blame the men for shagging her walking tapestry. It’s the men who make the women into whores. Via PopEater and The Superficial:
“I want to say to the rest of the country, ‘Stop taking it out on the mistresses and start taking it out on the men who are cheating on their wives,’ ” McGee told Inside Edition. “Why are these men getting off scot free while the mistresses are considered whores, and we’re stepped on and we’re booed and we’re called nasty names?
Hey, you called yourself Bomshelter, not us.
“It’s the man’s responsibility, they’re the ones in the marriage, they need to keep their vows. It’s very easy to say, ‘You know what I’m a married man.’ They can easily walk away,” McGee said.
Married men should be forced to wear a tattoo on their foreheads. It’s the only way…
Posted: 14th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Miami Rejects Bayeux Bombshelter Michelle McGee
MICHELLE Bombshell McGee was last seen sobbing into her $30,000 on Australian telly and auditioning for a role as Sandra Bullock’s novelty prompter in a remake of Das Boot (Bombshell writes the lines on the lines on her face as the Vanilla Gorilla works the periscope). McGee was meant to appear in Miami for a public airing of her Nazi artworks.
But people complained and the show was cancelled. Says the club’s boss David Grutman:
“We didn’t know about the Nazi stuff until today. We just thought she was some bad girl that was coming to town and wanted to host a bad girls night… LIV is the place for the A-list to play. She does not fit with our regular programming.”
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Posted: 14th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Michelle Rodriguez Beats Justin Bieber To Lesbian Magazine GO Gig
LOST actess Michelle Rodriguez has yet to come out as gay. Or not gay. She is, however, hosting a party for lesbian organ GO Magazine. It’s a lesbian magazine that has yet to feature Justin Bieber on the cover.
In 2007, Michelle Rodriguez was on the cover of lesbian magazine Curve.
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Posted: 14th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Pictures: Sasha Grey In The Girlfriend Experience
SASHA Grey, the porn star going mainstream, is the star of The Girlfriend Experience. It’s break–out performance in which Sash Gray plays Chelsea a, er, prostitute who gives the “girlfriend experience”, which turns out not to be a row over parking and farting in bed but a show a snack and a shag. The film will be one for lovers: she gets to see an unlikely love story and he gets to pretend he’s not familiar with Grey’s oeuvre…
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She is nothing if not candid:
The difference between me and that character is that I don’t really see a difference between my personal and quote unquote professional [lives]. A lot of people have said, “My life is my art,” and that’s the way I look at it. I don’t go home at the end of the day and kick off my heels and turn off the lights and go into another headspace. For me, it’s all-inclusive, and I don’t look at it as just a career. I look at it as my life… That’s what I’ve been about since the beginning, is being very open with my fans and the media.
Posted: 14th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
In Pictures: Justin Bieber Is A ‘Lesbian’
JUSTIN Bieber is huge. Literally. Bieber is massive. In real life he’s the size of a large horse. He also looks just like a lesbian. Lesbians are the last taboo in the mainstream media. You only ever see a lesbian when they are young and kissing another young woman or when two woman are having a kiss mean dream about. The Bieber is big in the lesbian community. We’ve been to the meetings. We know. He is making strides to acceptance and more lesbians in showbiz. Pictures of lesbians who look like Justin Bieber prove how he adopted their look to prove a point:
Posted: 14th, April 2010 | In: Key Posts, Music | Comments (5)
American Idol’s Kara DioGuardi Nude For Allure
AMERICAN Idol judge Kara DioGuardi has completed her transformation from savvy songwriting hitmaker to moronic deluded Paula Adbul and the stature of American Idol takes another hit with her ill-advised nude pose in the new edition of Allure magazine.
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Posted: 13th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
At Home With Nicola Roberts And Charlie Fennell
NICOLA Roberts, of Girls Aloud, would like to show you her “luxury penthouse”. She’d also like to show us Charlie Fennell (like the vegetable), her lover with a “big personality”.
They share love and red velvet dining chairs “encrusted” with Swarovski hearts. Charlie sells “customised jet skis”. Nicola and Charlie live in Surrey.
Nicola then gets into a wooden cupboard and shows us her shoes.
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Posted: 13th, April 2010 | In: Hello! | Comments (4)
Abba’s Benny Andersson and Bjorn Ulvaeus Do Kristina: Mamma Mia 2
HOW do you follow Mama Mia? With Mamma Mia 2, you wally. Anorak went along to the Royal Albert Hall in west London to see Abba’s Benny Andersson and Bjorn Ulvaeus plug their new musical Kristina.
The show is based on the work of Swedish author Vilhelm Moberg entitled The Emigrants. It’s the tale of a poor Swedish woman with a dream of heading to the United States. On the way she meets three men. One day she has a baby and wonders who the father is…
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Vengasboys: Pete Burns, Perez Hilton And Lady Gaga In Gayest Music Video Ever
LADY Gaga, Pete Burns and Perez Hilton make cameos in Vengaboys’ new music video that’s been hyped as their “gayest music video ever”. Yep, gayer than that one.
Tabloid Prodigy has more.
We’ve had a great time shooting the video in studios in London and LA and it’s our best video ever. To give you a small hint: After seeing it, you’ll probably be satisfied in all possible dimensions.
Another hint: We’re not alone on this one.
There is a head exploding cameo performance in the video by a UK #1 and US top 10 recording artist.Aaaaaand:
Joining us in the song as well as the video is the world’s most notorious (and we think loveable) media personality.
Old Mr Anorak, our patron, is tapping his toe…
Posted: 13th, April 2010 | In: Music | Comment (1)
