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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.
Sienna Miller For London Fashion Week, In Pictures
SIENNA Miller is at London Fashion Week, supporting her sister Savannah Miller at the presentation for Twenty8Twelve. Sienna. Savannah. Any more like them at them at home – like Prarie, Verona and Tundra? Pick a location name and get designing people – T-shirts with your name on are a given. Oxford University Miller was ever the trend setter…
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Posted: 22nd, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
American Idol Kris Allen In Haiti, In Pictures
THANKS to American Idol winner Kris Allen, Haiti is back in the news. Allen was pictured with a young Haitian girl during a UN Foundation visit to recovery and rebuilding programs in Port-au-Prince. He then sang a song on an acoustic guitar. The cynics would say the audience was captive to the grandstanding celeb. They see the scene from Airplane. The reality is that whatever breaks up the day and improves the lives of the dispossessed can only be good…
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Posted: 22nd, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (19)
EastEnders Live Show Bloopers Revealed And Coppers Reviled
THE live EastEnders show saw Bradley Branning fall from a roof and spill claret all over the frog. Lacy Turner screamed “Charlie” (the actor is called Charlie Clements), Peggy Mitchell called Janine “June”, Ronnie Mitchell shoplifted from the Mini-Mart (took paint-stripper, for make-up removal, without paying) and the cops were portrayed as idiots.
Says Detective Inspector Laan Kalbfell, of the City of London Police:
“Viewers will think this is how detectives operate – it’s not. This is damaging to the profession.”
Indeed.
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Posted: 22nd, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Kristen Stewart, Carey Mulligan, Hurt Locker And Colin Firth Present Are The Bafta Winners In Pictures
KRISTEN Stewart looked delighted as she stood in the press room with her BAFTA Orange Rising Star award. Had she seen Robert Pattinson’s hair and heard the mewling of fairies dying? She won a gong. And The Hurt Locker did good.
The other winners:
Carey Mulligan – Best Actress award for An Education
Nick Boal – Best Original Screenplay for The Hurt Locker
Sheldon Turner – Best Adapted Screenplay for Up In The Air
Bob Murawski and Chris Innis – Best Editing
Ray Beckett and Paul Ottosson – Best Sound
James Bolton and Martina Amati – Best Short for I Do Air
Duncan Jones – Outstanding Debut by a British writer
Barry Ackroyd – Best Cinematography for The Hurt Locker
Christoph Waltz – Best Supporting Actor for Inglorious Basterds
Sandy Powell – Best Costume Design for The Young Victoria
Jenny Shircore – Best Make Up and Hair for The Young Victoria
Nick Laws and Andrea Arnold – Outstanding British Film for Fish Tank
Pete Doctor – Best Animated Film for Up
Kathryn Bigelow – Best Director for The Hurt Locker
Posted: 22nd, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Christina Hendricks Conversation Presents Cirque Du Soleil’s ‘Viva Elvis’ In Pictures
THEY came to coo and to gasp at Christina Hendricks, who was in attendance at the world premiere of Cirque Du Soleil’s, ‘Viva Elvis‘ in Las Vegas. Gossip blogger gone native Perez Hilton, Chris Noth, Ryan Seacrest and Priscilla Presley. Elvis was the one walking the tightrope disguised as a Japanese contortionist…
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Posted: 21st, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
The Baftas Pictures Presented By Robert Pattinson’s Dead Fairies And Olivia Williams’ Missing Love Pants
OLIVIA Williams’ tribute to Mr Love Pants Ian Dury at the Baftas would have stolen the red carpet were it not for Robert Pattinson’s hair. The Fairy Hair is gone. The fairies have taken flight. Pattinson’s allergy to vaginas (NSFW) stretches to fairies. Kristen Stewart is on the red carpet. Alone.
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But she’s not with R-Pattz. Gabourey Sidibe, Claire Danes, Jaime Winston, Peter Jones, James Corden, Sam Taylor Wood, Aaron Johnson, Tom Ford, Audrey Tautou, Lawrence Bender, Mickey Rourke, Elena Kuletskava, Anne Marie Duff, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Olivia Grant, Guy Pearce, Tamsin Egerton and them…
Posted: 21st, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
The 62nd Annual Writers Guild Awards And Beauty Pageant: Pictures
LARRY David showed his face at the 62nd Annual Writers Guild Awards at The Hudson Theatre at the Millennium Broadway Hotel in New York City. Kristen Schaal from HBO’s Flight of The Conchords showed her eyes. Writing AGMs are ever about looks. Judd Apatow, Abby Elliott from Saturday Night Live, Anthony Peckham, Morgan Freeman, Cheryl Hines, Mila Kunis, David Henrie, Todd Greenwald, Leslie Mann, Seth Meyers, Danny McBride, Edie Falco, Chris Elliott and James Cameron gave us the look…
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Posted: 21st, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Baftas: Carey Mulligan, Colin Firth And Andy Serkis At Asprey’s Pre-Awards Do
ANOTHER pre-Baftas award do, this time at the Aspreys toy shop in London to spot Kristen Scott Thomas, Colin Firth, Tamsin Egerton, Carey Mulligan, Lorraine Ashbourne, Andy Serkis, Nicholas Hoult and the ubiquitous Talulah Riley stood in front of a big face. Jonathan Ross hosts the awards. Last year Ross managed to incorporate the improbable word “salad” into his routine.(Bafta Mask: The Making Of The Mask In Pictures) This years he will insert another word, like Talulah or vegetable…
Posted: 21st, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Chelsea ‘Helped’ Ashley Cole Out Of Ann Corbitt, Vicki Gough’s Good Engine And Cheryl Cole Cancels Divorce
ASHLEY and Chelsy Cole: the divorce, Ann Corbitt (Corrrr-Bit of alright, more like), Vicky Gough’s engine and Derek Hough’s cod.
The Daily Mail says the Chelsea FC, where Ashley Cole plays football for a decent wage, “helped Cole to silence claims of affair”.
Cheryl Cole gives full throat to love – pictures
It’s Ann Corbit, the American who claims she shagged Ashley while he was on tour with John Terry and the Blues.
Before we go on, the Star has more news on that divorce, the story of which it broke. Says the front page:
“Ashley’s one last chance.”
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Posted: 20th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Baftas: The Harper’s Bazaar Pre-Bafta Party Pictures
YOU might suppose that a “pre-BAFTA party” would feature some pre-BAFTA nominees. It turns out that Lancome and Harpers Bazaar’s do was like one of this Eurovision party’s people who like taffeta throw in their studio flats, except that the lounge is the St. Martin’s Lane Hotel and the peoples at loose end featured one Bafta nominee – Kate Winslet, Nicholas Hoult, Cat Deeley, James Corden, Bella Freud, Kate Winslet, Noel Clarke, Meredith Ostrom, Emilia Fox, Tallulah Riley and anyone interested in a free night out arrived. Tomorrow night there’s a pre-Oscar do at the Moon Under Tampon…
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Posted: 20th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Spencer Pratt Cries As Heidi Montag Crystalises Her Fame: Pictures
SPENCER Pratt was spotted showing off his jewellery and crystals in Beverly Hills. You know you can trust a man with jewellery and holding crystals. He Tweets: “Today was [Heidi Montag] and my 24 day of Kundalini Yoga! I have been crying out all my built up emotions daily!” Take care. Heidi might need to retain the fluids after all that surgery. If she dries out, her massive breasts and accoutrements could make her a living statue to herself…
Posted: 20th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Julianne Moore Looks Unreal For Bulgari
JULIANNE Moore treads the well-worn path of actors advertising fashion. For lots of this, read Stylebrity, our new fashion blog in the making. Julianne Moore is 49 years – not months – old. Says she: “Isn’t it awful? I would never ever have plastic surgery. We’re all just going way too far. I know it’s a product of the whole celebrity industry, but it’s something I absolutely detest. I want my daughter to see what is real, not what is unachievable and fake.” Good for you. Now for that picture:
Posted: 20th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Olivia Wilde Works Like A Dog For Elle: Pictures
OLIVIA Wilde is her to help Anorak launch our Fashion blog, Stylebrity. Fashion and celebrity – it can’t fail. Really. It’s London Fashion Week. So big news. And what is more fashionable and celebrity-laden than Olivia Wild in Elle magazine. Born Olivia Jane Cockburn (indeed), the actress sets off her clothes to optimum effect. Can knee pads catch on? Says Olivia: “I’m a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette.” You betcha: Via
Posted: 19th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lionel Jeffries RIP: A Career In Pictures
LIONEL Jeffries RIP. You were the Rada-trained star who as in directed and scripted The Railway Children and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang has gone. “Oh, yes”, that was your catchphrase in The Wrong Arm of the Law. You made it look easy. Right you are. Pictures:
Posted: 19th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
American Idol: Andrew Garcia And Jermaine Sellers Present The Final 24 In Pictures
AMERICAN Idol: The final 24 were at Coco de Ville in West Hollywood, California. They are flogging mobile phones. Put these people to work. Unpaid. Fame costs. The Final 24: Tim Urban, Chris Golightly, Andrew Garcia, Tyler Grady, Alex Lambert, Joe Munoz, John Park, Jermaine Sellers, Janell Wheeler, Crystal Bowersox, Michelle Delamor, Siobhan Magnus, Paige Miles, Ashley Rodriguez, Lilly Scott, Katie Stevens, Haeley Vaughn, Didi Benami, Lee Dewyze, Katelyn Epperly, Aaron Kelly, Casey James, Todrick Hall and Michael “Big Mike” Lynche.
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Posted: 19th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Simon Cowell’s Future Wife Mezghan Hussainy Has A Price On Her Head
SIMON Cowell is all set to marry Mezghan Hussainy. He proposed to her on Valentine’s Day. The papers have already introduced Hussainy, and peppered reports on her with money.
The Media Sets Out To Destroy Mezhgan Hussainy
Here’s the Mail’s headline:
Simon Cowell welcomes fiancée to his £14m mansion as his mother gives her blessing to their romance
The money. Always the money.
Posted: 19th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Farrah Fawcett: Presenting The Sequel To Farrah’s Cancer Death Show
FARRAH Fawcett is dead. And her career enters a new phase. After the soft-focus made-fot-telly celebrity cancer show, another show is being made for the magic box. Want to see a sequel to Farrah’s death? Want to see her cloned? We broke the news Filming Farrah Fawcett’s Funeral For A Sequel.
Anorak’s Man in LA reports on the lates.
First a question:
Will Farrah Fawcett’s death be included in the sequel to “Farrah’s Story” now being produced by Ryan O’Neal?
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Posted: 19th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Kate Moss, Girl Aloud And Not Cheryl Cole Do Fashion For Relief: In Pictures
PICTURES from the Fashion for Relief catwalk show at London’s Somerset House, with Alexandra Burke, Ronnie Corbett, Nicola Roberts, Kate Moss, Pixie Geldof, Kate Moss, Annabelle Neilson, Naomi Campbell, Jo Wood, James Corden, Geri Halliwell, David Walliams, Kimberley Walsh, Dame Shirley Bassey, Denise Van Outen, Piers Morgan but no Cheryl Cole. Haiti is grateful…
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Posted: 19th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Katie Price And Peter Andre’s Public Row Over Princess Tiamii’s Hair In A Test Card Special: Pictures
KATIE Price and Peter Andre’s new conversation piece is “paedo” picture suject Princess Tiamii. Having seen her painted face, fans of watching two-year-olds on the telly can see her getting her hair straightened.
Katie and Pricness Tenaladymee are the ITV2 test card, a commercial station’s update on the BBC filler which features a girl with unmoving face playing noughts and crosses with a clown.
Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)
Which is which is a moot point. Should the glue from Princess’s eyelash drip onto her face and Katie overdo the felt tip eyebrows, mum can be daughter and daughter can be mum. Zeros and Xs. Xs and Zeros.
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Posted: 18th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)
Carey Mulligan And Saudi Murder At The London Critics’ Circle Film Awards: Pictures
THE reason why they make films in the spring and autumn is that for the rest of the year the proles are away or the diary is chock full of AGMs dressed up as awards dos. We journeyed to The London Critics’ Circle Film Awards at the Landmark Hotel in London. Earlier on the ‘otel, it is alleged that Saudi national Saud Bin Abdulaziz Bin Nasir Bin Abdulaziz al Saud, yer honour, did murder Bandar Abdullah Abdulaziz. Later, Anne-Marie Duff won the award for British Actress in a Supporting Role at, Colin Firth became British Actor of the Year and Carey Mulligan was British Actress of the Year. Anorak was on BBC Radio London talking to Steve Bunce about Arsenal. Life in the city…
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Posted: 18th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lindsay Lohan’s Car Accident In London: In Pictures
LINDSAY Lohan is too big for London. Lohan has been in London, saving Haiti and shopping in Kurt Geiger, or for Kurt Geiger bags in which Haitians can store food, shoes and clutch bags. In other news, Lohan’s car was too big for London, damaging her car in an underground car park on the same day Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel said Thursday that “everything looks good” with Lohan’s progress in a court-ordered drug and alcohol education program. Lohan has had trouble completing the program and had her probation extended last year, having pleaded guilty in August 2007 to two misdemeanour counts of being under the influence of cocaine and no contest to drunken driving and reckless driving.
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Posted: 18th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Susan Boyle Joins The Moulin Rouge Dancers: Pictures
SUSAN Boyle was not one of the dancers of the Moulin Rouge at the 60th San Remo Music Festival. For those of you remember when Susan Boyle represented the end of cynicism, she the authentic face of the beauty within should look away. Susan Boyle was singing. Anorak presents photos of the show. And if you want to read about what happened later – or didn’t – take a look at the tabloids’ latest attempt to destroy her…
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Posted: 18th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Kerry Katona Sheds Her Husband And Takes KeBabies Abroad
KERRY Katona has dumped husband Mark Croft? The Sun says it’s so. Kerry has dumped him before. Can you dump someone more than once. Yes, you can, if you’re Kerry Katona.
The paper says Kerry “fled” the couple’s home, taking the four little Kebabies with her. It’s a fact because the Daily Mail’s “insider” tells us in the most ambiguous words imaginable:
“It’s fair to say Kerry and Mark are certainly not together at the moment.”
All we want is everyone to be fair…
Mark Croft Tows Kerry Katona Into A Pub For £50 A Time
Posted: 18th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Liam Gallagher’s North London Tantrum On Twitter At Peter Kay’s Northern ‘Knobhead’
LIAM Gallagher – no, not the one who wrote the Oasis hit songs and sing-along lyrics and sang the songs: that’s Noel Gallagher – was out in public with grown ups having a spat with Peter Kay.
Gallagher was called on stage at the music AGM to accept a gong for selling loads of units. The Oasis album (What’s the Story?) Morning Glory won the Best Album Of The Last Thirty Years. It will be a full ten years until the album can win the best Album of The Last 40 Years award and Liam Gallagher can be summoned to a moribund procession of reality telly singers and PR dross with his brand of brattishness.
You can buy the gong he accepted on stage. Gallagher gone to the show and sat in the seats and waited until he was called, Liam was out to prove he was ever the rebel.
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Posted: 18th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (9)
‘Emotional’ Susan Boyle ‘Enchanted’ By Man At Nice Airport
SUSAN Boyle was not at the BRITs. She was at Nice airport. She’s on the cover of the Daily Express, smiling and looking happy over a red tray on which are sat two white cups, a few opened pots of milk-like substance and a bit of bun. Yes, two cups…
Boyle’s on her way back from Italy’s Sanremo Festival and “with one hand held pensively to her face and the other clasped by a concerned friend, it looks as if Susan Boyle was on the verge of another crisis.”
Susan Boyle’s Mars Bar Makes Her A Victim Of Media Manipulation
Well, no it doesn’t – unless you work for the tabloids which eye Boyle in the same way a spiteful mother watches a rival’s child being fed sweets, praise and fizzy pop and hopes they throw a brilliant tantrum.
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Posted: 18th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (13)
