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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.
BRITs 2010: Jay-Z’s Race Row Party, A Table And JLS Storm
THE BRITs 2010 continues to make news as the Daily Star tells its readers that “WHITES” are “BANNED” from Jay-Z’s after-show party. Well, not quite. Jay-Z is “horrified” at the alleged banning at what the Star says was his party. And the banners are said to be “bouncers”.
Lady GaGa Faces The Brits 2010, In Pictures
The paper tells of a “lavish bash with music industry executives, journalists and revellers” being turned away “from the roped–off area because of the colour of their skin”. So, whites were not banned from the party. The Star just didn’t see any whites breast the rope to enter the VIP zone?
Cheryl Cole Fight For Ashley’s Love: Brits Awards 2010 In Pictures
To the Merah club, on London’s Oxford Street, with Kim Dawson. She says he “never felt so intimidated” by the do in which “it was clear white people were not welcome in his VIP area”. Dawson is a “Scottish blonde”, as close to an indigenous black population as it gets without being ginger. She felt like a “mauled dog”.
Lady GaGa’s Foam Pony And Pixie Geldof’s Undies Present The Brits Awards
She sees JLS singer Oritse Williams and Alesha Dixon “storm out”. The inference is that this was because of the alleged colour bar, but Williams only says the place is “uncool” and Dixon says it was “horrible” with “aggro”.
In the Sun, there is this version of events:
To show his appreciation, Jay invited the boys to swig back the Cristal at his private party in West End Club Merah. But their big night was almost ruined by over-enthusiastic bouncers. They were forced to leave the party after just half an hour when fights broke out between the club’s security and punters eager to congratulate the lads on their haul of gongs.
Brits Awards In Pictures: JLS Win, Dizzee Rascal Saves And Cheryl Cole Fights A Paper Bag and Loses
The facts keep coming and one fact the Star is at pains to make clear is that the billionaire rapper is a good guy:
“Jay-Z, 36, was completely unaware of the situation after having a custom-built table laid on for him in private corner.”
Top rapper sits at table suing party. Read all about it…
Lady Gaga Nativity Play Chic Presents The Brits In Pictures
Posted: 18th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Liam Gallgher’s Oasis Brits Award For Sale
MORE Brits news as Oasis hand-wringer Liam Gallagher’s tossed award for biggest sweary naughty boy at the music AGM is being sold on EBay. Bidders can swab it for moistness…
Lady GaGa Faces The Brits 2010, In Pictures
Cheryl Cole Fight For Ashley’s Love: Brits Awards 2010 In Pictures
Lady GaGa’s Foam Pony And Pixie Geldof’s Undies Present The Brits Awards
Robbie Williams Brits 2010
Brits Awards In Pictures: JLS Win, Dizzee Rascal Saves And Cheryl Cole Fights A Paper Bag and Loses
Lady Gaga Nativity Play Chic Presents The Brits In Pictures
Posted: 17th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (9)
Lady GaGa’s Foam Pony And Pixie Geldof’s Undies Present The Brits Awards
THE Brits Awards 2010 AGM music show always looks like an audition for new talent in the Brussels celebrity silo. If the suits at the little round tables clap, and their relatives in the mosh bit jump high enough, the singer can leave the EU Celebrity Mountain for a tour or pubs, clubs and daytime telly in Blighty. Lose and you are despatched on a tour of the Far East to be Big In Japan. We saw them sing. We saw Cheryl Cole plead. We saw Lady GaGa dress. And now see them afterwards…
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Posted: 17th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lindsay Lohan’s Haiti Benefit Attracts Katia Ivanova, Lady Sov And Bianca Gascoinge, Pictures
HAITI is saved by So You Think You Can Dance winner Charlie Bruce, Lady Sovereign, Katia Ivanova and Bianca Gascoigne at Lindsay Lohan’s Brits 4 Haiti party at Altitude in south west London. As for Lohan, well she set the record straight: “in response to the wrong Daily News, i’d rather be raising money for those that need it in Haiti @altitude360 then be at fashion week. ignoring real world issues/reality.” What more real than Bianca and chums..?
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Posted: 17th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Robbie Williams Sings At The Brits In Pictures With a Li-Lo Called Stevie
ROBBIE Williams has been on the Brits stag tossing and collects a Lifetime Achievement Award (in his 30s), but before he did so he spared a few words for OK!.
Robbie says the fans were “confused” when he put out Rudebox. Confusion is not the word. The fans were pretty sure what to make of it. It was dire.
To plug his new work, Reality Killed The Video Star, Robbie let’s us know that in LA “it’s sunny most of the time” and “laid-back” (insert picture of rioting here).
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Posted: 17th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, OK! | Comments (2)
Cheryl Cole Checks Ashley Cole’s Shoes In OK!, In Pictures
CHERYL Cole is on the cover of OK! magazine. “Everybody’s icon” is smiling. Cheryl wants us to know that girls are “ALWAYS THROWING THEMSELVES AT ASHLEY”.
“Lemme at ‘im,” scream these new Suffragettes. “I’ll ‘ave the little so-and-so!”
It turns out that Cheryl means that girls are throwing themselves at Ashley because they want to snog him and have his baybees, tell the papers about shagging him (which they don’t) and having text sex, which is all fingers and thumb – so spot on for adolescents and footballers, allegedly.
OK! caught up with Cheryl in Vienna, where she was one week ago. Cheryl says that she will be supporting Ashley at the World Cup, but only when he plays in “big games”.
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Hairy Prince William Shows His Love For Bobby Charlton
NO small irony that Hello!’s exclusive on “THE REAL WILLIAM” – a photo tribute to Prince William’s prowess with a camera and his being just like his mum – irony of ironies – should lead with a picture of William wearing Wayne Newton’s hair.
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Posted: 17th, February 2010 | In: Hello! | Comments (4)
Myleene Klass In Star Wars Epic
MYLEENE Klass is writing for the Sun – highlights include a Star Wars epic:
* Gordon Brown was a bit weepy during his TV interview with Piers Morgan. So what?
* My fiancé, Ray, and I spent Valentine’s Day apart as we were both working. So two days before I decided to put my hair up in Princess Leia buns
* Given all the recent revelations about stars ‘sexting’, I think we should have a mass phone amnesty. If you can’t be trusted not to send naughty messages to someone who isn’t your wife, then you’re banned from having a phone. Simple as that!
Myleene Klass is unmarried.
Posted: 17th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Cheryl Cole’s ‘Divorce’ And Brits Pictures
CHERYL Cole is no Toni Terry, wife to alleged cheater John Terry. Cheryl Cole is feisty. Cheryl Cole is on stage at the Brits stage shadow boxing the toilet attendant of love. Cheryl Cole has mojo in her hair. Cheryl Cole has fight. Cheryl Cole has a husband called Ashley Cole, who plays for Chelsea and England. Although that might soon change. The Daily Star has front-page news:
“CHERYL: I WANT A DIVORCE
No ring on her finger at the Brits, but she’s dropped that rock before because it clashed with her X Factor outfit. Says the report:
HEARTBROKEN Cheryl Cole is set to tell cheating husband Ashley: “It’s all over. She has already urged her pals to “call me Cheryl Tweedy, not Cole”.
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Posted: 17th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Lady GaGa Faces The Brits 2010, In Pictures
FOR anyone looking for sensation and style at the Brits Awards2010, there was Lady GaGa, dressed as a nativity play fairy (the dress reverses into a Christmas tree for non-religious schools). Lady GaGa picked up three awards to hang on her branches, paying an emotional tribute to late fashion designer Alexander McQueen. There’s a lot of celebrity grandstanding when a star dies – the celebs claim one of their own – but GaGa is the authentic voice, if not the face, of fashion. Never mind the music, get a load of the look:
Posted: 17th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Cheryl Cole Fight For Ashley’s Love: Brits Awards 2010 In Pictures
CHERYL Cole brought fight to the Brits last night, shadow boxing the toilet attendant of love as she gave full throat to her command to husband Ashley Cole. The Express looked on and wandered if Cheryl is heading for a “22m divorce”. To the Mirror she is “Cheryl Cool”, airing her grievances and crotch at the big music AGM. But the Sun does the top job, leading with “brave” Cheryl in full cry and asking “How could you Ashley?” Cheryl wasn’t wearing her wedding ring. Which is good news for Ashley, who can look forward to a good clean fight without weapons…
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Posted: 17th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)
Brits Awards In Pictures: JLS Win, Dizzee Rascal Saves And Cheryl Cole Fights A Paper Bag and Loses
THE Brits Awards show was the AGM to end all music industry AGMs this month. JLS proved likeable, and not just because we bumped into Aston Merrygold in Brent X, Lady GaGa, Madonna’s camel (a popstar formed by committee) did everything to hide her face, Dizzee Rascal rocked and with Florence saved the UK pop industry from Cheryl Cole fighting her way out of a paper bag…
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Posted: 16th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Tila Tequila Miscarries And Loses Lady GaGa
ONE woman content factory Tila Tequlia has miscarried. And now that the baby is gone, allegedly, she can take over from Lady GaGa at the gig. Ok? Ok! The magazine editor (a fake) converses with Tila, the plastic baby mama, sexy mourner (NSFW), saucy widow lover to ‘killed‘ by gayness ear-bud heiress and sex tape member Casey Johnson, and herself a head trauma victim. This is how you do fame: Tila Tequila (NSFW):
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Posted: 16th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lady Gaga Nativity Play Chic Presents The Brits In Pictures
LADY Gaga’s nativity play chic presents the Brit Awards 2010 in pictures. Featuring Lily Allen in a Camden Council recycling triumph, Natasha Khan, Lady Gaga Katie Melua Daniel Merriweather Seasick Steve, Dizzee Rascal, Calvin Harris, Taio Cruz, Leona Lewis, Pixie Lott, Courtney Love, Florence Welch, Alexandra Burke and…
Posted: 16th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Katie Price Used ‘Fake Tan’ On Princess And ‘Dyed’ Her Hair
MORE news on Princess TianaLadyMeeee, Katie Price’s two-year-old, as Closer magazine’s source tells readers that mum “tried dying Princess’s hair blonde as she thought it was too ginger”.
Can you be too ginger? You are either ginger or you are not ginger. The ginger community is unequivocal on such matters. The source goes on to claim that Katie Price plucks Princess’s eyebrows – yep, she does NOT have her own depilatologist – and “used Johnson’s Holiday Skin, a gradual tan moisturiser” on Princess. Closer says this is a “fake tan“.
* JOHNSON’S® HOLIDAY SKIN® Light Glow’s fantastic fragrance leaves no tell-tale after smell…so no one will know where you got that glow.
Hair too ginger. Skin not gingery enough. It’s a topsy-turvy world, kids.
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Posted: 16th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Vernon Kay And Tess Daley’s Brilliant Life Is A Hardback Gift
MORE outtakes from Tess Daly’s book about her wonderful life with text mad Vernon Kay and the “journey” to being a “brilliant” mother:
“As gorgeous and as much of a laugh as Vernon is, and as much of a brilliant husband and father he has tuned out to be, he didn’t immediately strike-me as settling-down material.”
Anorak cares little for the whys and why nots of Vernon Kay’s sex life, but is always amazed that anyone should feel a need to write a book in which they tell the world how terrific and amazing their life is and not expect it to blow up in their face.
Posted: 16th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Amy Winehouse And Blake To Remarry In 13 Steps
AMY Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are back together. Heat magazine leads with a picture of the pair in a canoodle.
“Amy admits: ‘We’re addicted to each other.”
Heat meets Blake at his flat in Sheffield. All good, then. Only, heat speaks of friends being “terrified” and wracked with “fears” that Amy and Blake will be less than good for each other. These “friends” who sue heat like a therapist to share their private terrors need to ask themselves this: what hurts more, unrequited love or the removal of a “Blake” tattoo from your left bosom?
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Hello! Introduces The ‘Real’ Prince William, In Photos
IN this week’s Hello!, Prince William is wearing Wayne Newton’s hair. Can it be that the son of the celebrity Princess, Diana, has dyed his tresses? The front-page headline says that this is “THE REAL WILLIAM”.
It turns out that the Real William has jet black, thick hair and is not a bit like that William with the mousy sparseness.
On page 1 of the William special, Real Wills tells us:
“The diptych that I have created with Jeff is a reminder of the way in which all of us – whatever path our lives have taken – are ultimately neighbours and share a common bond.”
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Posted: 16th, February 2010 | In: Hello! | Comments (5)
National Enquirer Panic: Angelina Jolie Is ‘Saintly’ And Jennifer Aniston Marries Gerard Butler: Pictures
ANGELINA Jolie and Brad Pitt sue the News of The World for saying they’ve split, get spotted at the Super Bowl rutting like adolescents, and for the first time in years, the National Enquirer’s lead story of Jennifer Aniston does not feature an accompanying “source-say” piece about Brangelina in CRISIS.
Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt – A Romance
And get this from the Enquirer:
“Angie’s new-golden status comes as welcome relief following a month of shocking stories about her personal life with partner Brad Pitt.”
Stories you might have read in the… National Enquirer, which now calls Angelina Jolie – get his – “saintly”. Like Jen – only saintlier (read this).
As for the story that breaks the mould, Aniston is said to be in a “TRIAL MARRIAGE” with Gerard Butler and a £110m prenup”
Well, so sources say…
Posted: 16th, February 2010 | In: Key Posts, National Enquirer | Comments (2)
Cheryl Cole On Being ‘Everybody’s Icon’ And Fighting For Ashley Cole
IN this week’s Hello!, Cheryl Cole “opens her heart about fighting for her marriage to Ashley”.
Cheryl Cole’s marriage has been “gossiped about, analysed and, at times, severely tested,” trills Hello!.
How times move fast. When this was written Cheryl and Ashley Cole had moved on from allegations of his cheating on her with a model and Aimee Walton. Now, there are tabloid tales of a glamour mode and a secretary telling the world how she shagged Ashley. (No word from Cole yet, and the claims remain unproven.)
“If it’s worth fighting for, then fight,” says Cheryl.
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Posted: 16th, February 2010 | In: Hello! | Comments (8)
Woody Harrelson’s Pupils And Sandra Bullock Present The Oscars Lunch, In Pictures
WOODY Harrelson’s little pupils and winsome Sandra Bullock present the 82nd Annual Academy Awards Nominees Luncheon at the Hilton Hotel. Beverly Hills, California. Yep, lunch. Food. Actors wanting to look svelte and desirable at the ultimate showbiz AGM. Whose idea was this? Also there Quentin Tarantino, Vera Farmiga, Anna Kendrick, Kathryn Bigelow, Gabourey “Gabby” Sidibe, Morgan Freeman, James Cameron, Colin Firth, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jeff Bridges and Carey Mulligan…
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Posted: 16th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Heather Mills Divorce Money All Gone, Can Macca’s Rainy Day Account Save Beatrice From Poverty?
OUT of Dancing On Ice, Heather Mills’ “divorce money” has “gone”. The Express has news:
Heather Mills has spent the majority of her £24.3 million divorce settlement from SIR PAUL McCARTNEY – in just 22 months.
Where did it go? and how much – the minority – is left? We ‘re not told the later. But are told:
She says, “Most of it’s been given to charity, gone into ethical businesses or paid for a couple of ¬properties for my daughter’s future security. I could never sit with millions of pounds in the bank that could make matters change.”
Sir Paul McCartney is the daughter’s daddy – he earned £25 million last year. He also has a £500 million rainy day account. Hopefully, Beatrice, for it is she, will muddle through.
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Posted: 15th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (21)
Katie Price Photographers Lost And Stuck In Las Vegas Desert: Video
THANKS to reader Karen for these videos of six photographers getting lost in the Nevada desert after trying to take photos of Katie Price and Alex Reid. “Price was riding around on a dune buggy and we were in a Toyota 4Runner, which got stuck in the sand for 2 hours. We eventually got the SUV out of the sand but got lost in the desert for 3 more hours in the dark.” This is how wild life documentaries get made:
Posted: 15th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Christina Hendricks for New York Magazine: Pictures
CHRISTINA Hendricks’ portico continues to enthrall Hollywood and beyond. Hendricks features on the cover of New York magazine. Says Hendricks of Mad Men: “It kind of hurt my feelings at first. Anytime someone talks about your figure constantly, you get nervous, you get really self-conscious. I was working my butt off on the show, and then all anyone was talking about was my body!” Looks like she recovered:
Posted: 15th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Akai Wins Got To Dance In 48 Pictures
AKAI is the 10 year-old winner of Sky TV’s Got To Dance. Akai saw off MJ Latin, Emily Crow, Jukebox Juniors and The Box. Akai is not to be confused with Charlie Bruce winner of So You Think You Can Dance, Diversity, winners of Britain’s Got Talent, nor Chris Hollins, winner of Strictly Come Dancing, Arthur Daley – Up Here For Thinking’ Down There For Dancin’ – the last celebrity being pushed around on Dancing On Ice nor anything with Anthea Turner…
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Posted: 15th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
